Squaw Bury Shortcake

"Squaw Bury Shortcake"

Squaw Bury Shortcake is the second episode of Season Three's Robot Chicken.

List of Skits

Where Did He Touch You

In a courtroom an alien is asked in what area he was touched. Although he starts to point to Area 51, he says "penis".

Tiny's Big Problem

Tiny from G-Force is told that his weight is causing problems for the group. After dropping the weight, he becomes faster and stronger. Out of jealousy, Mark and Jason decide to do something about it. Mark was going to make Tiny overweight again, while Jason chose to kill Tiny. Mark reacted, "Okay, we were not thinking the same thing at all here."

Masturbation MythBusters

The skit opens with Hyneman and Savage saying, "Hello and welcome to MythBusters. On today's episode: the Holocaust." The 2 then get a call from a frantic mother who says her son won't stop masturbating. She says she told him he'd go blind, but he says it is just a myth. Jamie then slams down the phone, and the two jump into a van with the plate "Bust-A-Myth 1". They spew out the "facts" about the myth on the way to the house; these include the supposed amount of zinc lost through ejaculation, and that no one would be able to ejaculate so much as to lose enough zinc to go blind from zinc deficiency. After reaching the house, the mother answers the door and Savage and Hyneman burst through it. They enter the room the boy is in, and in a parody of Ghostbusters, hit him with the movie's signature ray guns, then maneuver him into one of the movie's ghost traps. They end with saying, "Another myth busted, here on Mythbusters!"

Issac Newton's First Reaction

Issac Newton sits under the apple tree when an apple hits him on the head. He becomes enraged, and rips the tree out of the ground.

Are You Timmy?

A toilet monster asks if a boy is Timmy but he's not so the toilet monster goes back to find Timmy.

Run Forrest, Run

A bunch of Ents run by while a girl yells "run Forrest, run!", parodying a quote from Forrest Gump.

Popeye Intervention

Popeye becomes addicted to spinach.

King of the Monsters

Godzilla introduces son of Godzilla to the monster trade, the Training Day way

New Ghost Rider

A Ghost Rider without a Motorcycle uses a Segway.

Council of Evil Tables

Tablesmasher fights the Council of Evil Tables and discovers that it's leader the South African Conference Table has diplomatic immunity. His cop friend tries to comfort him.

Give a Mouse a Cookie

"If you give a mouse a cookie he'll want a glass of milk, if you give him some milk he'll want more, if you give him more milk he'll develop a taste for human blood, if he develops a taste for human blood he'll become a vampire, if he becomes a vampire he'll have to make followers, now if he makes some followers they'll need to feed, if they feed too much the National Guard will be called out, if the National Guard is called out they too will become fodder for the vampires, if the National Guard fails the president will call in a nuclear strike, if a nuke is dropped hundreds of thousands of people will die, America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse, with no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own, eventually the entire earth will be destroyed."- A woman tells her son this is why she had to kill her husband and lied that she killed him because he was about to give a mouse a cookie.

Feel Lucky, Punk?

Dirty Harry finally finds a bad guy that does feel lucky, but it's only because he stepped on a leprechaun.

Your Mom Says

A man finds out what his Mom says because of c**k in her mouth.

Bob Barker's New Gig

Bob Barker retires, and can correctly name all the prices of items he buys at the grocery store down to the cent. The next day at his house, he finds his neighbor walking his dog. Bob asks asks if he's spayed or neutered his pet, to which the neighbor replies "no". Bob then goes crazy and decides to become a vigilante, hunting down dogs and cats to neuter them. He then goes a little too far and neuters a panda who was supposed to impregnate another panda, therefore saving the species. Some dogs playing cards see a news report about it, and decide something has to be done. Bob is lured down to a "dog show" which is actually a trap. When he arrives, he finds a single dog there, which shape-shifts into Snoop Dogg. A battle ensues that mirrors the battle between Beatrix Kiddo and Go-Go Yubari in Kill Bill until Snoop Dogg hits Bob in the testicles. Bob goes down, only to come back up and respond: "I'm 83 years old stupid! Ive been shooting off dust for years! But I wouldn't mind of your replacements!" After Bob cuts Snoop Doggs nuts and replaces them with grenades, He says, "Spay & neuter your pets today!" The grenades blow up and the credits roll.

Cast

• Seth Green - Adam Savage, Alien, Cop, Dirty Harry, Ghost Rider, Great Mazinger, Leprechaun, Mark Keyhop, Mother, Pedestrian, Poopdeck Pappy, Robot, See'n'Say, Tiny Harper, Toilet Monster
• Kristin Chenoweth - Mother, Olive Oyl, Princess
• Dave Coulier - Popeye
• Snoop Dogg - Dog, Himself, Rookie Monster
• Cee-Lo Green - Dog, Godzilla, Tablesmasher
• Ethan Hawke - Jason
• Kelly Hu - Girl, Lawyer
• Jonathan Lipow - Bob Barker, Isaac Newton
• Tom Root - Customer, Jamie Hyneman, Punk

Stoop!d Monkey

The monkey is holding a knife and an octopus on his head at a sushi bar.

Trivia

• Bob Barker was approached to voice himself in this episode, but declined.

Reference & External Links

• Robot Chicken Wiki
• Adult Swim