Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on November 18, 1949)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Jack "The Assassin" Tatum! Your hits were so fierce, wide receivers still check under their beds at night. From your bone-crunching tackles with the Oakland Raiders to that unforgettable Super Bowl XI victory, you truly defined toughness on the gridiron.

Sure, opposing players might have run in fear—but fans everywhere cheered louder every time number 32 stepped onto the field. Here's hoping your birthday celebration is as memorable and impactful (though perhaps a bit gentler) than those epic moments you've given football history. Cheers to another year of being an absolute legend—just go easy when blowing out candles; we don't need any more casualties!