Morton Koopa Jr.
askwendyokoopa asked:
Wendy pushes a cow up to Morton's door, "Hey bro! I got you something, you can milk it or eat it, or both. Er-- happy Morton Day!"
“Hey thanks! I can have tender juicy steaks, then gallop around the castle, and finish the day off with a cold, tall glass of milk. You and me are going to be best buds forever, Bessie!”
Silly Morton, You’re not a ninja.
I can still see you, Morts…
That’s because I forgot to close my eyes.
"And just why can’t gay people have children? Are you being prejudiced?"
No.
I was just not aware that genetic traits are commonly passed through adoption.
“I didn’t say anything about adoption. But answer me this, why are you so certain that I am gay? Did you ever even ask me? I could just as easily be bi or even, dare I say it, straight. Anyway, in my book that is known as being prejudicial.”
talkativekoopa reblogged your post and added:
"Oh trust me, it gets crrrrrrrrazy in family…
Okay.
No.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait a damn second.
Did they invent some kind of weird medical advancements in the future?
Because I was 100% certain, this entire time, that Morton was gay.
Explain your witchcraft.
"And just why can’t gay people have children? Are you being prejudiced?”
