an-eccentric-devil:

an-eccentric-devil:

I think more people need to learn the phrase “I don’t know enough about that to have a strong opinion” its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

(via tyleroakley)

sensiblereblogifposts:

pidoop:

funnytwittertweets:

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me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treat

Reblog if you deserve a little treat

(via sprite5)

emiliusthegreat:
“cyberbullyinc:
“”
I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.
”

emiliusthegreat:

cyberbullyinc:

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I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

(via tyleroakley)

cuuno-moved:

technicalzombie:

cuuno-moved:

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

(via tyleroakley)

kim namjoon

outroknj:

these are just some recommendations of my fav fics; full credit to the original authors <3

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full masterlist here

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***** one-shots *****

you’ve got a friend in me by @wwilloww

↳ (3k) smut

your best friend - and roommate - proposes an interesting idea to decrease both of your stress levels.

there was a bug by @kimnjss

↳ (7k) smut, fluff, angst

you and joon have been best friends for years. unexpectedly his feelings start to grow more than platonic. deciding to keep this to him, joon stays as your best friend and roommate. things are going fine, until one night you’re forced to sleep in his room.

the making of: love by @inkjam-moon

↳ (12.7k) smut, fluff

when the movie you’re starring in requires to film a risqué scene with a world renowned sex symbol, your virginity is suddenly all you can focus on.

let me hold them (ft. jungkook) by @jjungkookislife

↳ (9.4k) smut

when jungkook jokingly asks namjoon’s gf to send him her nudes, he never would’ve expected what happened next.

attention by @jamaisjoons

↳ (7.5k) smut

your professors takes extra care to punish you for refusing to pay attention in their class.

truth or dare by @mintxxxy

↳ (4.9k) smut, mild crack

truth or dare is an easy enough game to play at a sleepover, though not when it begins to involve your school’s biggest player— aka your neighbour.

inside my mind by @jimlingss

↳ (19.2k) smut, fluff

you’re safe in the confines of your mind. free to think and fantasise to your heart’s content. your imagination tends to quite a wild turn when you’re dying from sheer boredom. but when some guy in your class can read minds, you’re not safe anymore.

laundry day by @snackhobi

↳ (9.3k) smut

you’ve been letting your laundry pile up for a little too long. fortunately, your neighbour namjoon is there to lend you a hand.


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**** series ****

prohibido by @personasintro 

kim namjoon is an art himself. it’s a shame that he’s forbidden - he’s your brother’s best friend, and your colleague.

plot twist by @kimnjss

yn is the daughter of the ceo of the biggest record label, it’s obvious she’d get whatever and whoever she wants. but what happens when she’s meeting the one person that refuses to play into her spoiled brat act?

transmortifried:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

transmortifried:

no context november. figure it out.

what is this in reference to

figure it out

(via tyleroakley)

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

afrosarah:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via sprite5)

I hope fanfiction writers know that I think of them like celebrities

fettuccin-e:

I literally scream a little bit whenever one of them interacts with a comment i made on one of their posts like they are literally famous in my mind

thank you fanfiction writers you are literally sometimes the only thing keeping me alive