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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said “two.” i didn’t know you could even lose count that fast
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a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it’s been there for years and they never “stock” it so it’s just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn’t fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE
squirrel REAPPEARED today… NOW PAINTED
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
Probably with a cybertruck, let’s be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.
YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS
LMAO IM CRYING 😭
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Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it’d be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined
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