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The computer geek Rob Burgess has dissapeared and been replaced by the footballer Rob Burgess. If you dissagree with this decision, go get a life.
| Personal information | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Full name | Robert Burgess | ||
| Height | 6 ft 1 in (1.85 m) | ||
| Position(s) | Midfielder | ||
| Team information | |||
Current team | Napton | ||
| Number | 4 | ||
Hello my name is Stephen Dewey and would like to say that there is only one Rob Burgess in this world, the famous footballer who plays for Napton. Computers have no significance in today’s society, they are simply tools used by evil pedophiles to spy on kids. So, the sad German mathematician who checks this article, please consider which Rob Burgess is more important.
This is the real Rob Burgess dont believe that 'fake' Rob Burgess who thinks he is good at computers. Football is better than computers. Where have people ever got with computers? Ask people if they've heard of David Beckham, everyone will say yes, ask if they've heard of Jonathan Bowen, a so called computer wizz, and people wll go 'who?'. Exactly. Computers are the downfall of our society in these current economic difficluties. Are we simply giving up on our human capabilities to turn to machines which can do not much more than provide us with pathtic information before crashing? This isnt the end, but if we dont change our ways, it could well be. Imagine a world where we are no longer reliant on computers, where we can use our own minds to find information from other human beings. Imagine a world where we are free from the constant burden of the internet. We may think its a good thing, but tell me 3 good things tha have happened in this world since the computer was invented? Ok, Harry Hill was born, and Northampton won promotion to the top flight, but thats it. Knife crime, lack of money, faulty goverment, all can be blamed on the computers. Ladies and Gentlemen, i have a dream. A dream where we can live in a world free from these boxes of technical lard. A dream where each human being is equal and are not judged on skills on the computer. A dream where students can go to school without being taught a subject which only increases the risk of heart attacks when your're older. So please, today, join me, and support the real Rob Burgess, the Rob Burgess who beleives in the proper upbringing of the human being, and the Rob Burgess who will make a real impact in this world. Go out there and declare, long live football! Burn your computers, shout insults at Bill Gates, and finally Ladies and Gentlemen, we can live in a world free of geeks and nerds!
Rob Burgess, is a footballer currently playing for Mid Warwickshire team Napton FC. His position is centre midfield and wears squad number 4.
Burgess joined the club at the age of 10 after leaving Southam United after failing to gain regular first team appearances. He soon became a big hit with the local fans and became captain of the under 12's team in their first season at 11 a-side football. In his first season he made 14 starts, scoring 3 goals. He went on that season to win 'Players' Player of the year' at the presentation eveing.
In the following 3 seasons Burgess continued to captian the Napton side, making over 50 appearances in the time, scoring just under 25 goals for the club. At the end of the 2006-2007 season Burgess won the Managers player of the Season following a number of man of the man-of-the-match performances towards the end of the season. That year Napton finished 3rd in the 3 Counties League behind Kineton and league champions Harbury.
In the 2007-2008 season Napton under 15's also entered the Mid Warwickshire League. After a positive start the loss of key players meant the squad was significantly weakened, resulting in a final league position of 12th. In this league Burgess made 16 starts scoring 4 goals. The sucess of this season however came in the Three Counties League, which Napton won, recording a defensive record along the way, only conceding 17 goals. Burgess also lifted the Supplimenty Cup at the tournament at the end of the season. At the presentation night he was awarded Players' player of the season, with Stephen Dewey claiming the Managers Player of the year.
Rob Burgess continues to play for Napton in the Mid Warwickshire League during the 2008-2009 season. So far he has started all 12 games scoring once. In Januray he started to train with the senior team but junior league matches have prevented him making any appearances to date.
In his free time Rob also likes to challenge himself by climbing mountains, often in the lake district. In may he shall be attempting the 3 peaks challenge with good friend and retired international footballer Stephen Dewey.