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== Give someone a free soft drink == |
== Give someone a free soft drink == |
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<nowiki>{{subst:freesoftdrink}}</nowiki> <br><br> |
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<code><nowiki><div style="border-style:solid; border-color:blue; background-color:AliceBlue; border-width:1px; text-align:left; padding:8px;" class="plainlinks">[[File:Soft drink shelf.JPG|left|62px]] |
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~~~~ has Given you a soft drink of your choice to wiki drink. This user says, "Drink all you want" as you wont be able to get wiki drunk/hungover<br /><small>''See [[WP:FREEBEER]] for more info''</small> |
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<div style="border-style:solid; border-color:blue; background-color:AliceBlue; border-width:1px; text-align:left; padding:8px;" class="plainlinks">[[File:Soft drink shelf.JPG|left|62px]] |
<div style="border-style:solid; border-color:blue; background-color:AliceBlue; border-width:1px; text-align:left; padding:8px;" class="plainlinks">[[File:Soft drink shelf.JPG|left|62px]] [[User:mczack26|<b><FONT COLOR="#000000">Mczack26</FONT></b>]] [[User talk:mczack26|<b><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">Speak</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000">To</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">Me!</FONT></b>]] has Given you a soft drink of your choice to wiki drink. This user says, "Drink all you want" as you wont be able to get wiki drunk/hungover<br /><small>''See [[WP:FREEBEER]] for more info and to give someone a free soft drink write <nowiki>{{subst:freesoftdrink}}</nowiki> on their page''</small> </div> |
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[[User:YOUR NAME|<b><FONT COLOR="#000000">Your Name</FONT></b>]] [[User talk:YOUR TALK|<b><FONT COLOR="#000000">Your</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000">talk</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000">page</FONT></b>]] 22:32, 1 March 2009 (UTC) has Given you a soft drink of your choice to wiki drink. This user says, "Drink all you want" as you wont be able to get wiki drunk/hungover<br /><small>''See [[WP:FREEBEER]] for more info''</small> |
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Revision as of 14:18, 14 March 2009
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Free beer is something someone gives to someone as a way to say thankyou. It's almost always seen as an act of kindness in return for an act of kindness unless someone gives you the cheap Piss... water... that costs <$1/50p per can/bottle (I.e. Tesco Value Larger.) Beer is often chosen as the free drink of choice because most people like it, If you do not like free beer/are not old enough to drink then see the template for free soft drink
What Free beer is
- A great way to say thanks (I.E. Thanks for the war effort)
- Totally awesome to recive
- Something to enjoy after recognised hard work
- Something almost everyone can enjoy
What Free beer is not
- A cheap way to say thanks (As the cheap stuff is more of an insult)
What Free soft drink is
- A drink suitable to give to a wikipedian who doesn't drink/like/isn't allowed alcohol
Give someone a free beer
Typing:
{{subst:freebeer}}
Gives you:
See WP:Free beer for more info or give some one a free wiki beer with {{subst:freebeer}}
Give someone a free soft drink
Write this...
{{subst:freesoftdrink}}
... And it gives you:
See WP:FREEBEER for more info and to give someone a free soft drink write {{subst:freesoftdrink}} on their page
Note:
- Free beer is just a generic thanks in this case, unless the person says they will give you a beer in real life Asume otherwise :D