B3ta

b3ta

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Type of site	Digital Arts Community
Owner	Rob Manuel Denise Wilton Cal Henderson
Created by	Communal
URL	http://b3ta.com/
Commercial	No
Registration	Optional

B3ta is a humorous British website, described as a "puerile digital arts community" by The Guardian [1]. It was founded by Rob Manuel, Denise Wilton and Cal Henderson.

B3ta's main feature is a newsletter featuring the latest work of the B3ta community and other interesting things found on the Web. Also popular is a message board where members post digital images and short animations they have created, the best of which appear on the front page of the B3ta site. B3ta also includes a small weblog for announcing the newsletter and other administrivia and for important notices or links which can't wait for the newsletter. For a while, B3ta even had its own radio show.

To inspire creative works, B3ta poses a weekly image challenge, such as "if cats ruled the world" and a "question of the week", for example asking "what's your most embarrassing injury?".

Many popular Internet phenomena were created by B3ta members, such as the Macromedia Flash cartoons created by Joel Veitch and Jonti Picking or the quizzes from Rob Manuel, the site disseminating its members' work via a hugely popular newsletter with over 100,000 email subscribers.

In March 2006, it was announced that The Friday Project would be publishing a B3ta book. The book will consist of a series of "sick jokes" that will be illustrated by B3ta contributors, and released on 20th October 2006. A public wiki site (Sickipedia) has been established to collect and edit joke material for the project.

Newsletter

The weekly newsletter is usually published on Friday afternoons, to a group of over 100,000 subscribers. It features the best work by members of the B3ta community. Famous examples include Rob Manuel's Female or Shemale, Jonti Picking's Badger Badger Badger, and Joel Veitch's Punk Rock Kittens. Generally, the newsletter consists of the following sections:

• "What B3ta people have been making this week" – websites, animations and photos created by people who either post on the messageboard, or email their work to the site directly.
• "Sites in brief: Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates" – although in theory similar to the first section, it increasingly features oddities from around the Internet in general. This frequently includes items not intended to be humorous but that are from their context, such as a watch with inbuilt Geiger counter.
• "Things that make you go aaah" – usually linking to photographs of baby animals. The newsletter itself describes it as its "great voyage to catalogue the cutest things in the world".
• "B3ta image challenge" – the results from the previous week's image challenge, and up until recently, the announcement of the next week's challenge. The image challenge is currently announced on Wednesdays.
• "Question of the week" entries which caught the editors' eyes.
• "Video Schmideo" – links to online videos, often hosted on YouTube.
• "What happened next?" – follow-ups on stories previously featured.
• "Star in next week's issue" – a plea for content for further newsletters. This is very tongue-in-cheek, but occasionally one of the less ridiculous suggestions will get made (such as a game about hayfever).
• "Top tip" – a domestic tip provided by one of the board members. The top tips are similar to "old wives' tales", in that they seem ridiculous, but may have some scientific explanation.
• Some older newsletters also contained a "B3ta radio" section – a summary of the content of the up-coming radio show, and listening details.
• Issue 149 featured a one-off section: "Stuff we've learned from Wikipedia", following the words of praise on the main site's weblog: "Read Wikipedia – we're addicted."
• Other occasional features include "Human Zoo" cataloging the weirdest looking people on the net, "Book of the month" featuring interviews with writers such as Nicey from Nicecupofteaandasitdown, and "Signs of the Apocalypse" remarking on new and apparently pointless products such as pre-mixed Salt and Pepper.

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The main message board of b3ta, where users can post their latest pictures.

Message board

For creatives, the main attraction of B3ta is the message board, where photoshopped images are posted by the members. The B3ta message board has a strong code of "netiquette" – a new thread should generally not be started unless it contains an image or link. Although this may seem severe, the board only shows 15 threads per page. A new thread will push the oldest one into the archives, decreasing the public exposure to the image in the post. Note, however, that a link should only generally be posted to either an image, or an exceptional web site. Spamming (promoting one's own web site) or posting something which is deemed to be cliché is not tolerated. These cliché links are often referred to being "glasscock", named after the famous image of a female golfer kissing a glass trophy, which appeared to be a phallic shape due to the camera angle. This image was so ubiquitous at the time that it is thought that virtually the entire of the B3ta community had seen it, hence the name.

The B3ta FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) contains a detailed account of the various rules for the site, and new posters are often referred to this document for guidance. ("Hello, new person. Please read the FAQ. Cheers." is a common message on the board, as it is triggered by the macro ~faq~.)

Praise given by board members

• "Woo" and "Yay" are used extensively on B3ta to show approval of an image. Although interjections, they are occasionally used as adjectives – for example, one might see, "That picture is most woo, sir". Other variants exist, such as "Houpla", "W/Y/H" (Woo/Yay/Houpla), "Panowie" for fantastic images, with "Tip-Top" for the most exceptional images, with the highest possible form of praise being a combination of all five: Woo Yay Houpla Panowie Tip-Top.

• In addition to verbal praise, many "woo yay pictures" are used, often shortened to "wooyay". This consists of an image, usually animated, photoshopped to include the words "woo" and "yay" in it. The term "Hi Cockalorum" is used to praise a wooyay picture, as an old board myth stated that to 'woo a woo' would bring about the apocalypse itself.

• The ability to create an excellent picture is known as hummus: the "x-factor" which makes a picture or animation worthy of great praise. This consequently leads to responses such as, "the hummus is strong in this one", or that the person who has made said picture is "full of hummus". People who are lacking said ability may self-declare that they "can't fucking hummus", are "lacking hummus", or they have "bad hummus".

• It should also be warned that regular board users look down on those who post "leet-speak", and in extreme cases can become very unfriendly and often sarcastic. The terms "Pfffft!" and "Arf!" are seen as far more board-worthy signs of praise than "roflmao" or "omg lol!!!!111!!11!!oneone!!!eleven!!".

• An excessivs use of binary is also prevalent among b3ta users. The term "100011" is a favorite among most users

Front-paging (FP)

This is an honour granted to the best images of the day, where they are displayed on the front page of the site hence reaching many more people. The Board members vote by clicking a button labelled "I Like this!", then the site moderators pick their favourites.

The gay shift

The gay shift is the B3tan name for any period of time shortly after 12.00am GMT when the proportion of American-based board members generally increases. This is usually used as an excuse to post (good-natured) anti-homosexual jokes, mildly homoerotic pictures and doctored images of lesbians. The name arose as a rhyming companion to the time period before midnight, the "day shift", and the unusually high proportion of gay men that appeared to be present around that time. Occasionally an effort is made to call it by the more politically correct name "super happy fun time". It is said that the /talk board permanently resides in the gayshift.

However as of recent times the gay shift has been deemed by many board members obsolete and no longer serves a function to the board, and it is often the sign of a long term lurker or someone who has left the boards for a large period of time such a (4rthurian) to ask "is it still gay shift!" 1's and ELEVENS being added to suit individual Trollicity(sic).

Bandwagons and bandwagoning

Bandwagoning is the act of posting images related to a certain theme, or of a similar nature to a group of previously posted images. Bandwagon posts are generally unwelcome, unless they are particularly clever or inventive. Some bandwagons are started based on various cultural references such as advertisements, news items, etc; which may explain why they cease to be amusing very quickly. The B3ta FAQ explicitly prohibits, or at the very least strongly discourages the use the bandwagons, yet they are still common. There have also been increasing occasions of "one-man bandwagons" – Troll GoldenFanjita's use of Barbara Werner (see http://www.uwrf.edu/scta/1faculty.html) being a prime example. The difference between a bandwagon and a meme seems to be based on the joke's longevity; a meme is a bandwagon that never gets old (or at least takes much longer to become so). Pictures which have inspired bandwagons and memes include the ambulance and the shark attacking a helicopter.

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The talk board of b3ta, where (often) inane conversation take prevalance over peoples photoshopping skills.

Talk board

The talk board is identical to the main message board except for the fact that it is not possible to post images. It was created in response to the arrival of 4rthur, a talk only offshoot (now defunct) of b3ta. Also, the site owners wantied a place where people could banter without worrying about creating images. Topics of discussion vary wildly, although it is usually silly in nature. Serious flaming is less common than on the main board, although regulars frequently hurl non-serious abuse at each other. Visitors should be warned that this is frequently sexually descriptive and graphic.

Unfortunately posters of threads on the main board without images are often accused of "threadwasting" and told to go to the talk board, as if this were a law, an attitude which is described in the FAQ as intolerant. The moderators in reality permit threads without images.

Like the many message boards, the b3ta talk board has developed an almost clique-like atmosphere, with many users having met one another at so called "B3ta bashes". Oxford in particular has become known amongst members as a bash hotspot, and has developed from a few B3tards getting together for a drink to a genuine spectacle.

Image Challenge

This is a weekly competition, where images are posted along a certain theme – examples include New Software Products, or The World If It Was Run By Kittens. The entries are posted as normal threads on the message board, but are marked with a "C" icon to differentiate from normal posts. All the entries also accumulate in a central repository that can be browsed anytime, with the highest voted images displayed first. The three 'special mentions' are chosen by the site mods, and are posted along with the theme of the new challenge in the Friday newsletter. See also Photoshop contest.

The challenge topics are alternately chosen by board members, and the "Challenge Dictator" (basically a site moderator) on a two week cycle.

In late October 2006 an ill-conceived attempt to use the Image Challenge to generate cheap viral advertising for Virgin_Money in return for a few MS XBOX 360s and Sony PSPs was swiftly abandoned following the submission of a plethora of entries considered to be in very poor taste, many of which showed extreme contempt for the person of Sir Richard_Branson, the well known entrepreneur and twat.

Question of the Week

Recognizing that not everyone wants to muck around with Photoshop, the site asks a question each week hoping to provoke amusing anecdotes. It was originally used as material for the radio show and the newsletter, but realising the popularity of the content, the site owners decided to continue the questions after the close of the show.

B3ta Radio

From August 2003 until July 2004, B3ta had its own radio show, which was broadcast from Resonance FM (104.4 FM in London, also available via streaming broadcast from the Resonance FM website) between 4PM and 5PM. The show was presented by Rob Manuel, a co-owner of the site, and his accomplice, David Stevenson. There were often special guests – sometimes contributors to the site, sometimes semi-famous people, such as the drummer from Blur, Miles Hunt of The Wonder Stuff and "a chap who once played a Dalek in Doctor Who". Perhaps the most notable guest was Joel Veitch, who performed some of his most popular songs live. The show was so successful that it prompted B3ta to post a Bit Torrent of an MP3 to their weblog, the first time such an event had occurred. Rob announced the end of the radio show in July 2004, after falling out with the producer over whether stories about wanking were suitable material for broadcast.

Memes

Internet memes are the lifeblood of B3ta messageboard. Meme is a name given to a clichéd image that is frequently used in images as a cheap gag. Although many older board members may resent the lack of originality shown by using these clichés, some, such as The Quo or The Fear, crop up regularly. A brief-lived spate of postings featuring a new meme is known as a bandwagon, in the sense that everybody is jumping on it.

Some prominent B3ta memes include:

Teh Quo (sic)

The band, Status Quo, are represented by an image of the two principal members of the band laughing, and has proved to be one of the most long lived memes. This image is usually hidden in another, often one portraying a scene of havoc or a disaster - the implication being that "Teh Quo" have caused the disaster. These hidden images can range from the blindingly obvious to the extremely subtle, sometimes only involving their outline rather than the band members themselves.

It is not known if either Rick Parfitt or Francis Rossi have seen these images or learned of their infamous reputation.

The Glass Cock

An image[2] of golfer Cristie Kerr kissing the trophy she received for winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, California, April 21 2002. As the name implies, the camera angle makes it look as though it is a vitreous phallus. The image was passed around via e-mail so much that the term "Glasscock" came to be known as a synonym for a cliché. A link which many people have seen before is hence derided as "glasscock" or "GC". The Glass Cock Index (see link below) was set up to list all links posted recently to B3ta, to prevent any duplicate links in a short period of time. The Glass Cock Index also sports said image as its logo.

The Fear

A heavily photoshopped image of a peculiar creature with two heads[3]. It was originally made by user Spacefish, but the name was given to it by Joel Veitch, who claimed that

"That creature's purpose is to be waiting, staring at your face, as soon as you wake up, and then to sneak up and stare at you until you turn slightly and see it and leap with shock. All day, every day."

The standard response given to an image containing The Fear is "Argh! The Fear! The Fear!", with "The Fear!" repeated ad nauseam and often in capitals. See first occurrences of "The Fear, The Fear...").

Other Memes

• The cover of the Abbey Road album by The Beatles
• Dick Beattie, a ruddy-faced elderly man enjoying a christmas dinner in a retirement home, apparently wearing the contents of a christmas cracker.
• BRIAN BLESSED (who usually appears in a scenario emphasising the loudness of his voice)
• Chump Manbear, the grinning face of a man dressed as a ghoulish bear, taken from the advertising image for maskworld.com's "Meat Lover" fake teeth[4]
• CDCs (Crudely Drawn Cocks) - poorly-drawn magenta penises, often depicted ejaculating
• Domo-Kun (a "Weetabix with teeth" from Japanese TV)
• John McCririck
• A pink ostrich known as Mort
• No Hands Kitten, a small ginger kitten raising its forelimbs [5]
• Brian Peppers
• Sturdy Girl, a girl kitted up with outdoors gear
• Smug Bastard, a stock photograph of a self-satisfied yuppie reclining with a glass of wine and a croissant
• Svenno (a fat boy with an ALF t-shirt and lunchbox)

The "classic" and original b3ta board memes were Furtive, a kleptomanic polar bear, and his penguin chick victim, Fluffy. These both appeared with great regularity from 2002 but have gradually faded in popularity with the board's regulars.

Text memes

With the creation of the talk board, a number of "text memes" have arisen and evolved. They are found less frequently than their picture board counterparts, but they exist nonetheless. Among the most common are:

• "Apologies for length" appears in a vast number of posts, most often in the Question of the Week. It was originally used only on long posts and there is often a childish pun (ranging from implied to obvious) about penis length.

• *fwaps* – this is used to indicate that the user is "masturbating" and, like "*bums*", is used to indicate arousal, often at inappropriate or disturbing things. The origin of the word "fwap" is believed to be onomatopoeic, though may be an acronym (or equally likely, a backronym) for furiously wanking at porn. One board member, vbloke, even created a brand of hair gel called *fwap* and gave it a slightly worrying consistency.

• "Thread Jack" - Evolved from the term hijack or carjack is used when a member wishes to change the subject in an existing thread thus hijacking the thread. In practice the actual words 'thread jack' are rarely used with other soundalike variations used instead such as 'Fred Jacques' and 'bread crack'.

Controversy

Throughout its history, B3ta and its contributors have been subject to a lot of controversy. The most notable events were the production of a Popstars flash animation which relied heavily on the use of phalli. When threatened with legal action the animation was pulled from the site. The site has also suffered from several media attacks and features in tabloid press on occasion. A photoshopped calendar by a member called sick_boy purporting to be of naked MPs caused particular concern – see "External links" for a newspaper cutting.

Trivia

• B3ta vs. web filters: As stated above, B3ta is perhaps the model of puerility. Although images which could be interpreted as being pornographic are not shown explicitly, and marked "NSFW" – "Not Safe For Work" – B3ta's content is considered by many to be distasteful. B3ta also held the somewhat dubious honour of being one – if not the only – website to be banned under six categories by web filtering company N2H2 (see [6]). Some of these categories, particularly "Nudity" and "Sex", were seen as undeserved by some. Sometime in 2004, in response to this, its status was downgraded to just "Tasteless/Gross" and "Jokes". Regardless, many companies and schools use N2H2 to filter out their employees' or students' web requests, and B3ta undeniably reduces office productivity. To prevent blocking a swear-word filter was introduced. Unlike most swear filters, which simply replace profanity with asterisks, the B3ta filter replaced offensive words with far more innocuous, if unusual, words, such as "cranberry", "watermelon", and "happy baby orangutan". The board users quickly found ways of circumventing the filter by placing HTML tags in the middle of such words, causing the filter to fail to parse them; other ways of getting round the filter were to post images of offensive words, or replace letters with ISO 8859-1 codes. However the filter was partially successful with several images made to celebrate it. In addition to replacing words considered rude, "hug", "cuddle", and "snuggle" were also filtered as a response to (what was seen as) excessive "fluffiness" on the talk board. The "swear filter" was removed after Rob, co-founder of B3ta, watched a TV programme on Derek and Clive. The "hug" filter was subsequently also removed, and changed to a block on the word "freeipods", due to many of the board members posting their links to the www.freeipods.com website (in this case the word "freeipods" was replaced by "ratemykitten").

• Pronouncing "B3ta": The FAQ says that B3ta should be pronounced to "rhyme with Peter", but due to problems with saying the name out loud and expecting people to find the site, it's often pronounced "bee three tee ay". The name refers to the description of software being of being in beta before it is finalised. b3ta is also one way of writing "better" in l33t.

• Woo Yay: The phrase "woo yay" started when the site co-founder Rob Manuel shared a flat with Joel Veitch in Leeds in the early 1990s.

• Members: Lately, the founders have been pushing the use of the word "B3tard" to refer to any member of the board. This is in opposition to many users referring to themselves as "B3tan", which while less humorous, is arguably more pleasing to the ear.

External links

• B3ta web site
• B3ta press – a collection of press clippings about B3ta site.
• Yahoogroups B3ta newsletter – This list has over 100,000 subscribers.
• Glasscocx collects all the posted links into one place, and provides a working search engine for the B3ta message board.
• B3ta image kit – images of the commonest memes.
• B3ta wiki – mostly documenting the slang used on the messageboards. Unofficial.
• http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/shark.asp – Snopes' discussion of the "Is it Real?" meme.
• newspaper cutting of the Government reaction to the nude MPs' calendar.
• Your All Gay
• B3ta Radio Includes archived B3ta radio shows.
• Resonance FM, on which the B3ta radio show was broadcast.
• Spin off sites run by messageboard regulars or ex-regulars include Tattyworld, and Madness Temple.
• Homepages of the site owners, Rob Manuel, Denise Wilton & Cal Henderson
• Sickipedia