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As the Red Team re-explores Blood Gulch, Simmons' insistence that Sheila still roams the canyon leads to him being outcast from the group. Painting himself mostly Blue and taking command of the empty Blue Base and Sheila, he takes Grif hostage, only to confess to him that he believes Sheila to be hiding something. Back at the fortress, the Blue Team attempts to confront the new Alien, only to experience a series of humiliating defeats until Caboose manages to befriend him. The Alien reveals that he has been on a sacred quest to save his people, and came to the fortress to retrieve The Great Weapon (an energy sword), which only Tucker can now activate, since he accidentally discovered it first. Threatening to kill everyone otherwise, the Alien forces Tucker, Andy, and Caboose to partake of his ques, with Tex trailing and then joining them. Arriving at their final destination, the team finds a temple occupied by the Grunts from Battle Creek. As Tex defeats them in a mad rush, Tucker uses the sword to open a gate to a flying ship, of which the Alien quickly takes command. Wyoming suddenly re-appears, however, and shoots the ship down before fleeing with Tex in pursuit. Meanwhile, Church returns to the Blue Base in Blood Gulch and encounters the blue Simmons, whom he pretends not to recognize, and comes into contact with a distant descendant of Vic, who scoffs at Church's mention of Blue Command. Tucker, Caboose, and Andy return to the gulch, and inform Church of the events at the temple. Simmons returns to the Red Base, and attempts to relay information learned from Vic Jr about the war. At the Blue Base, Tucker becomes ill for an unknown reason, and Church is forced to call Doc for help. On his arrival, O'Malley negotiates a deal to exchange Doc's aid for something to be named later. The Reds find Lopez, who had returned to the canyon with O'Malley, and discover that verbal instructions that Red Command had planted inside his head are can only be played in Spanish. While Church is confirming Doc's diagnosis that Tucker is pregnant, Sarge distracts Caboose and steals Andy to translate the plans.

EPISODE 77: Tucker awakens and almost immediately complains of stomach pains, and Church, upon hearing of Andy’s disappearance, becomes enraged at the whole situation. As he confronts the Reds, Sarge radios Command for reinforcements, despite having heard the discouraging translation of the instructions. Andy reveals that the Alien had the ability to impregnate others with parasitic embryos, when, on cue, Caboose radios Church to explain that Tucker has given birth (the baby is not seen, but a higher pitched alien language is heard) and that O’Malley has left Doc after the Reds used their radio. As Church runs back to base, a ship crashes into the gulch.

Awesome.