User:Scientific Alan 2

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This is me.

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I am Alan. This is my Facebook page: [1] If anyone wants to talk, put something on my talk page, or message me on Facebook. I am sitting on the edge on insanity, bored, tired, depressed, and somewhat close to suicidal... By the way, my e-mail address is here:

agreger@cinci.rr.com

And if I don't answer anything you send, e-mail isn't set up on my computer yet. But I will be able to use e-mail soon. By the way, I collect elements, and I have an exceedingly high intelligence quotient.

I currently have these elements:

• 7 grams of Beryllium
• Carbon (15+ grams)
• Magnesium (5+ grams)
• Copper (maybe 20 grams)
• Nickel (20+ grams)
• Zinc (20+ grams)
• 5 grams of Indium
• 5 grams of Erbium
• about 2 ounces of Manganese
• 1.25 grams of Rhenium
• .9 micro-curies of Americium-241 (highly radioactive)
• 1.17 grams of Osmium
• 1.8 grams of Uranium

• Plutonium (I don't have it yet, but I will, and don't even ask how...)

Oh, and here is a list of good names for elements:

• Rachelium (I love Rachel, and I always will) (don't ask why this is here...)
• Ellaium (or something like that)
• Annaium (or something like that...)

My favorite quotes:

• "I like chips."
• "I like pie."
• "I love you." (I don't get that one much)
• "Because Chuck Norris said so!"
• Someone: "What's up?" Me: "Some airplanes."
• "Hey, Chuck Norris went somewhere near here, go find him."
• "Your mom."
• "Bazinga!"
• "I heard this roller coaster has a hole in the track, and it could fall apart" (I made the line I had to wait in a bit shorter...)
• "Stahp." (I had no idea who would say "stop" like this, but someone did...)
• "No... Just no..." (A girl said this to me... I think everyone knows why...)
• "You know, I can't talk on the phone all day..." (A girl said something like that to me once... I call people too much...)
• "Want to hear one of my science lessons?" (I say that a lot, and "no" is the only reply I get)
• "Are you single?" (I ask girls that question way too much, and I normally only get "no" as an answer...)

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Scientific Alan 2

In case you are wondering I was the user Scientific Alan before I forgot my password.

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