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<div id="28" style="margin: 1em 0em; border: thin solid black; padding: 3px; background-color: #CFE5FF; font: bold 14pt sans-serif;">[[Category:Days]][[w:April 28|April 28]]</div> <noinclude>'''Quotes of the day''' from previous years:</noinclude>

; 2004
: The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. ~ [[Benjamin Disraeli]]
:* selected by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]

; 2005
: It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]] (born 28 April 1948)
:* selected by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]

; 2006
: War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is satisfied that he too is suffering; in the end, one is surprised that everyone has lost. ~ [[Karl Kraus]] (born 28 April 1874)
:* selected by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]

; 2007
: The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
:* selected by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]

; 2008
: The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
* 3 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 00:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
* 3 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
MISTAKENLY repeated : actually a repeated use : first used [[22 November]] 2003, selected by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]
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; 2009
: Too much magic could wrap time and space around itself, and that wasn't good news for the kind of person who had grown used to things like effects following things like causes. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]] in ''[[Discworld#Sourcery_.281988.29|Sourcery]]'' ~
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] <!-- * 4 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 02:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC) <s>* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)</s>
* 1 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 00:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
* 3 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC) -->

; 2010
: You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] <!-- * 4 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) <S>* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)</S>
* 3 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 00:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
* 3 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC) -->

; 2011
:<p>“The secret is not to dream … The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me anymore. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.”<br> I'll never be like this again, she thought, as she saw the terror in the Queen's face. I'll never again feel as tall as the sky and as old as the hills and as strong as the sea. I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back.<br> And the ''reward'' is giving it back, too. No human could live like this. You could spend a day looking at a flower to see how wonderful it is, and that wouldn't get the milking done. No wonder we dream our way through our lives. To be awake, and see it all as it really is … no one could stand that for long.</p><p>~ [[Terry Pratchett]] ~ <br> in <br>[[Discworld#The_Wee_Free_Men_.282003.29|''The Wee Free Men'']]</p>
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] <!-- The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me any more. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 4 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 18:15, 25 April 2011 (UTC) <s>3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)</s> but would now extend this for context to inlcude:
: “The secret is not to dream … The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and I know where I'm going. You cannot fool me anymore. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.”<br> I'll never be like this again, she thought, as she saw the terror in the Queen's face. I'll never again feel as tall as the sky and as old as the hills and as strong as the sea. I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back.<br> And the ''reward'' is giving it back, too. No human could live like this. You could spend a day looking at a flower to see how wonderful it is, and that wouldn't get the milking done. No wonder we dream our way through our lives. To be awake, and see it all as it really is … no one could stand that for long. <p> ~ [[Terry Pratchett]] in [[Discworld#The_Wee_Free_Men_.282003.29|''The Wee Free Men'']] -->

; 2012
:[[The All|Everything]] makes [[sense]] a bit at a [[time]]. But when you try to [[Thought|think]] of it all at once, it comes out [[wrong]]. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
* 1 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 00:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
* 4 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC) -->

; 2013
{{quote of the day
| quote = I wanted you to see what [[real]] [[courage]] is, instead of getting the [[idea]] that courage is a man with a [[gun]] in his [[hand]]. It's when you [[know]] you're licked before you [[begin]], but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do.
| author = Harper Lee
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Bystander53|bystander]]<!-- * 3 [[User:Bystander53|bystander]] ([[User talk:Bystander53|talk]]) 12:44, 24 April 2012 (UTC)
* 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 07:26, 24 April 2013 (UTC) -->

; 2014
{{quote of the day
| quote = Ninety per cent of most [[magic]] merely consists of [[knowing]] one extra [[fact]].
| author = Terry Pratchett
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] <!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 00:09, 28 April 2014 (UTC) <s>3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4. </s> -->

; 2015
 {{quote of the day
| quote = <!-- [[History]] always has a few [[tricks]] up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time. <br /> · <br /> --> [[Humanity|We]] ARE [[history]]! Everything we've ever been on the way to becoming us, we still are. Would you like the rest of the [[story]]? I'm made up of the [[memories]] of my [[parents]] and my grandparents, [[all]] my [[ancestors]]. They're in the way I look, in the color of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's [[changed]] the way I [[think]].
| author = Terry Pratchett
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] <!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 10:45, 27 April 2015 (UTC) <s> 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4. </s> -->

; 2016
{{quote of the day
| quote = <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> I have never disliked [[religion]]. I think it has some [[purpose]] in our [[evolution]]. <br /> I don't have much truck with the "religion is the cause of most of our [[wars]]" school of [[thought]] because that is manifestly done by [[mad]], manipulative and [[power]]-hungry men who cloak their [[ambition]] in [[God]]. <br /> I number [[believers]] of [[all]] sorts among my [[friends]]. Some of them are [[praying]] for me. I'm [[happy]] they [[wish]] to do this, I really am, but I think [[science]] may be a better bet.
| author = Terry Pratchett
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 01:08, 27 April 2016 (UTC) <s>3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.</s> -->

; 2017
{{quote of the day
| quote = <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> "Good evening, gentlemen!" said the [[vampire]]. "Please pay [[attention]]. I am a [[reformed]] vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed [[instincts]] held together with spit and [[coffee]]. It would be [[wrong]] to say that [[violent]], tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder."
| author = [[Terry Pratchett]] ~<br /> in <br />~ ''[[Discworld#Monstrous_Regiment_.282003.29|Monstrous Regiment]]''
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 23:53, 27 April 2017 (UTC) <s> 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) </s> -->

; 2018
{{quote of the day
| quote = <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> Do you [[know]] what it [[feels]] like to be aware of every [[star]], every blade of grass? Yes. You do. You call it "[[Enlightenment (spiritual)|opening your eyes again]]." But you do it for a [[moment]]. We have done it for [[eternity]]. No [[sleep]], no [[rest]], just endless … endless [[experience]], endless [[awareness]]. Of everything. [[All]] the [[time]]. How we envy you, envy you! [[Lucky]] [[humans]], who can close your [[minds]] to the endless deeps of [[space]]! You have this thing you call … [[boredom]]? That is the rarest [[talent]] in the [[universe]]! We heard a [[song]] — it went "Twinkle twinkle little star …" What [[power]]! What wondrous power! You can take a billion trillion tons of flaming matter, a furnace of unimaginable [[strength]], and turn it into a little song for [[children]]! You build little [[worlds]], little [[stories]], little shells around your minds, and that keeps [[infinity]] at bay and allows you to wake up in the [[morning]] without screaming!
| author = [[Terry Pratchett]] ~<br /> in <br />~ ''[[Discworld#A_Hat_Full_of_Sky_(2004)|A Hat Full of Sky]]''
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 23:52, 27 April 2018 (UTC) <s>3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)</s> -->

; 2019
{{quote of the day
| quote = <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> ''This'' is the [[school]], isn't it. The [[magic]] place? The [[world]]. Here. And you don't realize it until you [[look]]. Do you [[know]] the pictsies think this world is [[heaven]]? We just don't look.
| author = [[Terry Pratchett]] ~<br /> in <br />~ ''[[Discworld#The_Wee_Free_Men_(2003)|The Wee Free Men]]''
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 00:20, 28 April 2019 (UTC) <s>3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)</s> -->

; 2020
{{quote of the day
| quote = <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> The [[secret]] of the [[demagogue]] is to [[appear]] as [[dumb]] as his [[audience]] so that these [[people]] can [[believe]] themselves as [[smart]] as he.
| author = Karl Kraus
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 23:35, 27 April 2020 (UTC) -->

; 2021
{{quote of the day
| quote = <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> You never really [[understand]] a [[person]] until you consider things from his point of [[view]] — until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.
| author = Harper Lee
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Bystander53|bystander]]<!-- * 3 [[User:Bystander53|bystander]] ([[User talk:Bystander53|talk]]) 12:44, 24 April 2012 (UTC)
* 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 23:52, 27 April 2021 (UTC) <s>3 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 07:26, 24 April 2013 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.</s> -->

; 2022
{{quote of the day
| quote =  <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> [[w:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|Russia’s invasion]] is indefensible. And so are [[w:War crimes in the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|Russian atrocities]]. <br /> We all start today from a position of [[moral]] [[clarity]]. [[Russia]] is waging a [[war]] of [[choice]] to indulge the [[ambitions]] of one man. [[Ukraine]] is fighting a war of [[necessity]] to defend its [[democracy]], its [[sovereignty]], and its citizens. <br /> But the stakes stretch beyond Ukraine — and even beyond [[Europe]]. <br /> Russia’s invasion is baseless, reckless, and lawless. It is an affront to the rules-based international order. It is a challenge to free people everywhere. <br /> As we see this morning, nations of [[goodwill]] from around the [[world]] stand [[united]] in our resolve to support Ukraine in its fight against Russia’s imperial [[aggression]]. And that’s the way it should be.
| author = Lloyd Austin
}}
* 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 01:09, 28 April 2022 (UTC)<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 00:55, 28 April 2022 (UTC) -->; recent remarks regarding the [[w:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine|2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine]].

; 2023
{{quote of the day
| quote =  <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> One of the hardest [[lessons]] of young Sam's [[life]] had been finding out that the [[Politicians|people in charge]] weren't in charge. It had been finding out that [[governments]] were not, on the whole, staffed by people who had a grip, and that [[plans]] were what people made instead of [[thinking]].
| author = [[Terry Pratchett]] ~<br /> in <br />~ ''[[Discworld#Night_Watch_(2002)|Night Watch]]''
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 23:59, 27 April 2023 (UTC) <s>3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.</s> -->

; 2024
{{quote of the day
| quote =  <!-- ⨀ <br /> --> {{smallcaps|All fungi are edible … <br /> [[w:List of deadly fungus species|Some fungi are not edible more than once]].}}
| author = [[Terry Pratchett]] ~<br /> in <br />~ ''[[Discworld|The Discworld Almanak]]''
}}
:* proposed by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]<!-- * 4 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 00:36, 28 April 2024 (UTC) <s> 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4. </s> -->

; 2025 : ''[[April 28|Rank or add further suggestions…]]''
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'''Quotes by people born this day, already used as QOTD:'''

* The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
** used [[10 October]] 2003, selected by [[User:Jimregan|Jimregan]]

* How is the world ruled and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read. ~ [[Karl Kraus]]
** used [[29 June]] [[2004]], selected by [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]

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== Suggestions ==

My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious. ~ [[Karl Kraus]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC) with a strong lean toward 4.
* 1 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 00:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
* 3 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

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Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis. ~ [[Karl Kraus]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.
* 1 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 00:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
* 3 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

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Love and art do not embrace what is beautiful but what is is made beautiful by this embrace. ~ [[Karl Kraus]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 01:17, 28 April 2007 (UTC) (I have modified this from its current listing on the Kraus page, because I believe this form makes more sense. We have at least about a year to check out which is more accurate depiction of the German original.)
* 1 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 00:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
*<s> 2 pending resolution of this form of the quote. - [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)</s>
** 3 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 23:10, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

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Soup is never eaten as hot as it is cooked. ~ [[Heinrich Müller]] (born April 28)
* 2 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 17:00, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
*<s> 1. The quote is unsourced and should therefore be avoided as a QOTD choice. - [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)</s>
** 1 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 23:10, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
** SOURCE: ''The SS, Alibi of a Nation, 1922-1945 - Page 33 by Gerald Reitlinger - History - 1989'' (I can provide sources for all the quotes if they are necessary) {{Unsigned2|at 17:56 on April 27, 2008|Zarbon}}
* 1 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 02:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

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Let us not allow disorder enter where order prevails. ~ [[António de Oliveira Salazar]] (born April 28)
* 2 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 04:28, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
*<s> 1. The quote is unsourced and should therefore be avoided as a QOTD choice. - [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 10:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)</s>
* 1 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 02:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

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If you knew how hard it is to command, you would only want to obey. ~ [[António de Oliveira Salazar]] (born April 28)
* 2 because most of the time, it is best to follow orders. [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 06:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
* 1 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 02:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC) with a strong lean toward 0.

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I call on you not to hate, because hate does not leave space for a person to be fair and it makes you blind and closes all doors of thinking. ~ [[Saddam Hussein]]
* 3 [[User:Zarbon|Zarbon]] 03:36, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
* 1 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 02:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
* 1 [[User:InvisibleSun|InvisibleSun]] 23:10, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

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Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting "All gods are bastards". ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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"We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,' he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we're feeling the after-effects." <br> "Precisely," said a passing bush. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself. <br> But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap, and much more difficult to find... ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Wizards didn't kill ordinary people because a) they seldom noticed them and b) it wasn't considered sporting and c) besides, who'd do all the cooking and growing food and things. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards ''know'' it. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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Many people who had got to know Rincewind had come to treat him as a sort of two-legged miner's canary, and tended to assume that if Rincewind was still upright and not actually running then some hope remained. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Take it from me, there's nothing more terrible than someone out to do the world a favour. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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No gods anywhere play chess. They haven't got the imagination. Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; A key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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The days followed one another patiently. Right back at the beginning of the multiverse they had tried all passing at the same time, and it hadn't worked. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Never trust a species that grins all the time. It's up to something. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "'''End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH'''", the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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{{smallcaps|I am the grim reaper. I do not think people wish me to get... creative.}} ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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{{smallcaps|In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute you have to take your fortune to the last minute}} ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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More heads of the Guilds were pouring in, and every single one of them wanted to be involved in the decision-making process without necessarily going through the intelligence-using process first. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. <br> What a bunch. I know you well, gentlemen. You're in it for the quiet life and the pension, you don't hurry too much in case the danger is still around when you get there, and the most you ever expected to face was an obstreperous drunk or a particularly difficult cow. Most of you aren't even coppers, not in your head. In the sea of adventure, you're bottomfeeders.
And now, it's war... and you're in the middle. Not on either side. You're the stupid little band of brownjobs. You're beneath contempt. But believe me, boys — you'll rise. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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They did the job they didn't have to do, and they died doing it, and you can't give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who'd been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It'd just inspire new fools to believe they're going to be heroes. They wouldn't want that. Just let them be. For ever. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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To be looked at by Annagramma was to know that you'd already taken up too much of her valuable time. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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People didn't respect Miss Level. They liked her, in an unthinking sort of way, and that was it. … "she likes people," said the witch, striding ahead. "She cares about 'em. Even the stupid, mean drooling ones, the mothers with the runny babies and no sense, the feckless and silly fools who treat her like some kind of a servant. Now that's what I call magic — seein' all that, dealin' with all that, and still goin' on." ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that it is in a body, that, in the morning, is going to be hanged. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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I commend my soul to any god that can find it. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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What sort of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Now the golems were freeing themselves. It was the quietest, most socially responsible revolution in history. They were property, and so they saved up and bought themselves. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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There be a lot o' men who became heroes cuz they wuz too scared tae run! ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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Sourcerer, n. (mythical) A proto-wizard, a doorway through which new majik may enter the world, a wizard not limited by the physical capabilities of hys own bodie, not by Destinie, nor by Deathe. It is written that there once were sourcerers in the youth of the world but not may there by now and blessed be, for sourcery would mean the Ende of the World … If the Creator hadd meant menne to be bee as goddes, he would have given them wings. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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He had the unique opportunity to watch Conina fight. Not many men ever got to see it twice. <br> Her opponents started off grinning at the temerity of a slight young girl attacking them, and then rapidly passed through various stages of puzzlement, doubt, concern, and abject gibbetting terror as they apparently became the center of a flashing, tightening circle of steel. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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While it was bad enough to be attacked with deadly and ferocious accuracy by a rather pretty girl in a white dress with flowers on it, it was even worse for the male ego to be tripped up and beaten by a travel accessory; it was pretty bad for all the rest of the male, too. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Magicians and scientists are, on the face of it, poles apart. Certainly, a group of people who often dress strangely, live in a world of their own, speak a specialized language and frequently make statements that appear to be in flagrant breach of common sense have nothing in common with a group of people who often dress strangely, speak a specialized language, live in … er … ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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Here, gentlemen, good does not ultimately triumph at the expense of a few bruises and a non-threatening shoulder wound. Here, evil is generally defeated by a more organized kind of evil. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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If anyone has poisoned our Librarian, then, although I am not, by nature, a vindictive man, I will see to it that this university hunts down the poisoner by every thaumic, mystic and occult means available and makes the rest of their life not only as horrible as they can imagine it, but as horrible as I can imagine it. And you can depend on it, gentlemen, that I have already started work on it. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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"The box exists in ten or possibly eleven dimensions. Practically anything may be possible." <br> "Why only eleven dimensions?" <br> "We don't know," said Ponder. "It might be simply that more would be silly." ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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Technically, the city of Ankh-Morpork is a Tyranny, which is not always the same thing as a monarchy, and in fact even the post of Tyrant has been somewhat redefined by the incumbent, Lord Vetinari, as the only form of democracy that works. Everyone is entitled to vote, unless disqualified by reason of age or not being Lord Vetinari. <br> And yet it does work. This has annoyed a number of people who feel, somehow, that it should not, and who want a monarch instead, thus replacing a man who has achieved his position by cunning, a deep understanding of the realities of the human psyche, breathtaking diplomacy, a certain prowess with the stiletto dagger, and, all agree, a mind like a perfectly balanced circular saw, with a man who has got there by being born… <br> A third proposition, that the city be governed by a choice of respectable members of the community who would promise not to give themselves airs or betray the public trust at every turn, was instantly the subject of music-hall jokes all over the city. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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"We're the Good Guys, aren't we?" <br> "Yes, but that rather hinges on doing certain things and not doing others, sir", said Ponder. "Playing around with other people's heads against their will would almost certainly be one of the nots." ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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I am sorry. It is hard to convey five-dimensional ideas in a language evolved to scream defiance at the monkeys in the next tree. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.

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Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

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[[Joy]] is to [[fun]] what the deep [[sea]] is to a puddle. It’s a [[feeling]] inside that can hardly be contained. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a very strong lean toward 4.

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Never enter an arsekicking contest with a [[porcupine]]. ~ [[Terry Pratchett]]
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 19:33, 27 April 2010 (UTC) with a strong lean toward 4.

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I think magic is very related to happiness. So it is not there all the time, but there are beautiful moments of magic in everyone's life. ~ [[Penélope Cruz]] (born 28 April 1974)
* 3 [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] ([[User talk:Kalki|talk]] &middot; [[Special:Contributions/Kalki|contributions]]) 15:44, 11 November 2010 (UTC) with a very strong lean toward 4.

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When a child asks you something, answer him, for goodness' sake. But don't make a production of it. Children are children, but they can spot an evasion quicker than adults, an evasion simply muddles 'em. ~ [[Harper Lee]] ''To Kill a Mockingbird''
* 3 [[User:Bystander53|bystander]] ([[User talk:Bystander53|talk]]) 12:44, 24 April 2012 (UTC)
* 3 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 07:26, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

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They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience. ~ [[Harper Lee]] ''To Kill a Mockingbird''
* 3 [[User:Bystander53|bystander]] ([[User talk:Bystander53|talk]]) 12:44, 24 April 2012 (UTC)
* 3 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 07:26, 24 April 2013 (UTC) with a lean toward 4.
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{{quote of the day
| quote = Either [[mathematics]] is too big for the [[human]] [[mind]], or the human mind is more than a [[machine]].
| author = Kurt Gödel
}}
* 3 <span style= "border-radius:99em;color:white;background:silver">♞[[User:Kalki/Kalkiswords|☤]][[User:Kalki/Magic|☮]]♌︎[[User:Kalki|Kalki]] [[User talk:Kalki|⚚]][[User:Kalki/index|⚓︎]]⊙[[User:Kalki/Chronology|☳]][[User:Kalki/Vox Box|☶]]⚡</span> 13:07, 26 March 2015 (UTC) with a very strong lean toward 4.

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* Is it lawful to wish for death—merely to wish—without doing anything to accelerate it? Such wishes may proceed rather from the pressure of affliction, from a sense of the vanities of the world, or from an earnest desire to partake, as soon as possible, of the joys of immortality. The two latter form my case. There is very little indeed to bind me to this world—nothing except my beloved children. To them my departure, whenever it may happen, will no doubt be cause of grief; but time assuages sorrow, and in a little while the memory of me will perhaps be a pleasing melancholy, succeeding to the first violent emotions. For my transition, I hope I am not wholly unprepared. I endeavor every day to increase my readiness to go. Thou, O God! knowest how often I think of thee, how often I pray thee to increase my love for thee, and to enable me to steer clear of giving thee offence. Adieu, then, my earthly friends! adieu, my beloved children! Weep not for me! ~ [[William Rawle]] (dob)
** 3 [[User:Ficaia|Ficaia]] ([[User talk:Ficaia|talk]]) 13:37, 2 June 2024 (UTC)

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