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  • by Randolph] What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you dumb fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos...
    7 KB (1,079 words) - 13:56, 3 May 2024
  • same thing after all. Maxim 338 In sterculino plurimum gallus potest. A cock has great influence on his own dunghill. Maxim 357 No tears are shed, when...
    13 KB (1,810 words) - 14:02, 8 April 2024
  • Croose/Kneesocks: Respect the cock and tame the cunt. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all...
    17 KB (2,515 words) - 19:36, 6 January 2024
  • pretty clean-cut, but then again you could've murdered your granny with a hammer Dr. Robert: We're navigators, we're aviators, eatin' taters, masturbatin'...
    6 KB (793 words) - 02:34, 11 September 2024
  • Dunlop: His wife is a dyke! [Chiefs fashion show] Jim Ahern: I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing. Joe McGrath: Have you seen Reg or Braden? Jim...
    11 KB (1,341 words) - 22:36, 10 September 2024
  • it and throw the remainder away, and, very likely, carelessly leave the cock dropping, in order to get rid of such a bad commodity the sooner. Now, on...
    32 KB (4,673 words) - 18:08, 10 March 2024
  • Jokeman? Jackie: Gene, I have cock, and I wrote it big. I have a big cock. Howard: Uh, I don't think you can say "big cock" on the radio. I think that's...
    24 KB (4,060 words) - 14:37, 8 March 2024
  • a certain height must yield according to circumstances, like the weather-cock on a church-spire, which, though it be made of iron, would soon be broken...
    33 KB (4,710 words) - 22:05, 2 April 2024
  • Merovingian: Interesting deal. You are really ready to die for this man? Trinity: [Cocks gun at them] Believe it. Persephone: She’ll do it. If she has to, she’ll...
    19 KB (2,828 words) - 18:16, 22 September 2024
  • a hammer, strike your fill. 336. He that makes his bed ill, lies there. 339. Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas. 344. Who eates his cock alone...
    23 KB (3,869 words) - 23:52, 31 March 2024
  • suit in the laundry? Radio From Hell (June 22, 2006) That's her psychic cock waking her up. Radio From Hell (July 14, 2006) Don't look at me weird. I'm...
    12 KB (1,546 words) - 12:03, 19 May 2013
  • Patriotism is a lively sense of collective responsibility. Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on its own dunghill. Richard Aldington, The Colonel’s Daughter (1931)...
    51 KB (6,435 words) - 10:36, 21 April 2024
  • a.k.a. "Hammer Girl", a ruthless hired assassin who is especially gifted with claw hammers. Very Tri Yulisman as "Baseball Bat Man", "Hammer Girl's" brother...
    17 KB (2,881 words) - 22:39, 27 September 2024
  • hit James over the head with a hammer, but the kids beat us to it. James: [being hit by a child with a rubber hammer] Ow, ow, ow... [In the news, talking...
    34 KB (5,166 words) - 08:10, 4 January 2023
  • The Nose, IdentityTheory.com, April 19, 2009 The angry "@" tweets from my hammer toed followers opened my eyes. "Pedo-phobe" shaming hurts us all. I am a...
    12 KB (2,024 words) - 10:13, 1 February 2024
  • fakin' Millwall? He's a right fakin' mug! I'm gonna do him, then bounce my cock off his birds bonce. I had a son once! [After stabbing Steve Dunham] If you...
    7 KB (1,099 words) - 00:14, 15 September 2024
  • I went at five o'clock to the Royal Cockpit in St. James's Park and saw cock-fighting for about five hours to fulfill the charge of cruelty. James Boswell...
    89 KB (12,752 words) - 15:37, 21 January 2024
  • Two-Face: It can't hurt your chances. Maroni: It was Ramirez. [Two-Face cocks his gun] But you said— Two-Face: I said it couldn't hurt your chances. [flips...
    31 KB (4,759 words) - 17:33, 30 August 2024
  • Goethe put it, whether you will be an anvil—or a hammer. The question is whether you are to be a hammer—whether you are to give to the world in which you...
    151 KB (21,179 words) - 05:39, 8 September 2024
  • not! Jeremy: I could! Richard: You know you can't sew on a button with a hammer? Jeremy: I know how to sew. Actually, while we're on the subject, did you...
    19 KB (2,901 words) - 08:10, 4 January 2023
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