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274 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1977
Fire on the mountain shall find the harp of gold
Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the old;
Power from the green witch, lost beneath the sea;
All shall find the Light at last, silver on the tree.
-You must do what I say or something bad will happen.
-Okay, what do I have to do?
-I can't tell you that.
-Why?
-Can't tell you that either.
-So, what's my job as an Old One?
-You, and only you, can find the objects needed to vanquish the enemy.
-Okay, where is the first one?
-Everywhere and nowhere. Here and there. In This Time and Out of Time.
-....
-(pointing) It's over there.
-Oh, there it is. That was easy.
-You did have to get a chair to reach up there.
-I guess.
-Okay, so the Five of us are here.
-Shouldn't there be Six of us?
-Shut up, that doesn't matter right now.
-You don't have to be rude.
-That's the way it is with us Old Ones.
-So where's this thing we're supposed to find?
-I haven't said that part yet!
-Sorry. Go ahead.
-I'll say it when I want to, not when you tell me. (pause) Okay, so we have to find this hidden object.
-Where?
-I dunno. All I have is this mysterious riddle. "Find the thing you're looking for somewhere that isn't here."
-What kind of riddle is that? Everywhere else is somewhere that isn't here.
-Well lets start looking then. (pointing) Let's start over there.
-Omigod, it's right there!
-Whew! That was really hard.
-No it wasn't. We found it in the first place we looked.
-You know, it's a good thing you won't remember any of this when we're done.
-Okay, so I'm a normal human child. What do I have to do to defeat the Dark?
-Tsk child, there's no such thing.
-But you just told me there was. There's a Dark and a Light, and the Light is good and the Dark is bad.
-(waving his hand in the air) Forget everything child, you are just a human who can't handle knowing these things.
-Who the eff are you? Obi Wan?
-I said forget!!
-Forget what?
-Good. Now, we have a very important thing to do.
-What?
-We must find... a hidden object.
-Why?
-Because if We don't find it... They will.
-Who's they?
-They! With a capital T!
-Okay... who are They?
-They are the Dark. We are the Light.
-I thought I wasn't supposed to know that.
-When it's convenient for me. Now go find it!
-So, the end battle, is it gonna be totally rad and violent and epic?
-It sure is!
-There's six of us. Well, actually seven, maybe eight, but whatever. What's our role? What's gonna make us beat the Dark? The magic sword? The six magic signs? The albino kid? Merlin? The old broad?
-No. Well yes, but not really.
-So... what?
-Well, we're gonna pick a flower.
-Say what?
-It's a totally magical flower though. On a totally magic tree.
-We need seven people and a magical lady to do this?
-Yes.
-Really?
-Yes.
-Really really?
-Yes! We need the sword to cut the flower.
-So, any one of us could do this.
-No, only the albino kid can use the sword. The rest of us have to help keep the Dark away.
-How?
-We'll stand around the tree holding the Signs.
-Oh. We can't just put them around the tree?
-No.
-We have to hold them? One per Sign?
-Yup.
-Why?
-....because.