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362 pages, Hardcover
First published March 8, 2011
The Snooze button was reserved only for dire emergencies. Once utilised, a reverse throughput capacitor on the ImaginoTransference engines would cause the reader instantaneous yawning, drowsiness and then sleep...To discourage misuse, every time the button was pressed one or more kittens were put to death somewhere in the Book World. (p. 26-27)
Harry Potter was seriously pissed off that he'd have to spend the rest of his life looking like Daniel Radcliffe. (p. 75)
"The Great Gatsby drives taxis in his spare time?"
"No, his younger and less handsome or less intelligent brother -- the Mediocre Gatsby." (p. 273)