Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on January 13, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Tim Kelly! Another year older, but your guitar solos still shred harder than ever. From your epic riffs with Slaughter to those unforgettable stage dives—you're proof that rock legends only get better with age. Just remember, birthdays are like guitar strings: the older they get, the more likely they'll snap unexpectedly!

Here's to another year of rocking stages and melting faces. May your amps always be loud, your hair forever fabulous, and may you continue inspiring generations of air-guitarists everywhere. Keep on rocking and rolling—because let's face it, Tim: you're not getting older; you're just turning up the volume!