Toy Talk #1 / Pacifiers
Week One ~ Pacifers
Now I have a ton of pacifiers (25+!), most are duplicates in different colors or designs so I picked one of each style to showcase and review for you.. now this was fun because I used each one as I wrote the description to ensure it was accurate! (Don't expect this to happen every week lol.. I will not be inserting all 12 buttplugs prior to reviewing 😂)
1. The First Years Gumdrop Pacifiers, Toddler Pacifiers, 6-18m https://www.walmart.com/ip/The-First-Years-Gumdrop-Pacifiers-Toddler-Pacifiers-Purple-6-18m-2-Pk/42105602 Shield: 2/10 - the shield is comfortable but it doesnt sit great due to the nipple Nipple: 1/10 - the nipple is not made for an adult sized mouth at all - it wants to slip out and the tip of the nipple sits uncomfortably behind my teeth, hitting the roof of my mouth Overall: 1.5/10 - would not recommend
2. Philips Avent Soothie Pacifier, 0-3 Months, Bear-Shaped https://www.walmart.com/ip/2-Pack-Philips-Avent-Soothie-Pacifier-0-3-Months-Bear-Shaped-2-Counts/937880725 Shield: 1/10 - it is not comfy or well fitting to an adult mouth Nipple: 1/10 - the nipple is not made for an adult sized mouth at all - it wants to slip out and the tip of the nipple sits uncomfortably behind my teeth, hitting the roof of my mouth. it also has a weird firmer texture that I do not care for Overall: 1/10 - would not recommend
3. Dollar Tree Generic Pacifier https://www.dollartree.com/baby-king-colorful-and-printed-silicone-pacifiers-with-covers/25351 this one does not have an orthodontic nipple Shield: 7/10 - very comfy and well fitting against my mouth Nipple: 8/10 - even though this is a newborn pacifier, it is a nice size to be able to suckle on or even chew lightly with you front teeth Overall: 7.5/10 - highly recommend! at 2 for $1 USD each, they are a great deal and there are so many cute designs!!
4. Disney Mickey Mouse Pacifier 3 Pack https://www.amazon.com/Disney-Mickey-Mouse-Pacifier-Pack/dp/B008MOZG9G Shield: 5/10 - fits decently, but it is a little too flat on the back for my preferences Nipple: 5/10 - nipple is very small, but is reasonably comfortable. if its resting in my mouth it wants to slip out and the tip of the nipple hit the roof of my mouth behind my teeth (not comfy) Overall: 5/10 - not a terrible purchase but there are better options
5. Pig Nose Baby Infant Teether Pacifier Pacy Orthodontic https://www.amazon.com/dzt1968-Teether-Pacifier-Orthodontic-Nipples/dp/B00OK0XTP4 Shield: 5/10 - fits decently, but it is a little too flat on the back for my preferences Nipple: 7/10 - the nipple is still a fairly small one (perhaps 6-12 months?) but it bigger than the previous couple pacis Overall: 6/10 - totally recommend if you want to be a cute little piggy like me - this is one of my favorites
6. Dollar Tree Generic Pacifier (?) pretty sure this is where I got this one but not 100% https://www.dollartree.com/baby-king-colorful-and-printed-silicone-pacifiers-with-covers/25351 this one has an orthodontic nipple Shield: 8/10 - very comfy and well fitting against my mouth Nipple: 8/10 - even though this is a newborn pacifier, it is a nice size to be able to suckle on or even chew lightly with you front teeth Overall: 8/10 - highly recommend! at 2 for $1 USD each, they are a great deal and there are so many cute designs!!
7. NUK Orthodontic Silicone Pacifier, 6-18 Months, Trendline https://www.walmart.com/ip/2-Pack-NUK-Orthodontic-Silicone-Pacifier-6-18-Months-Trendline-colors-may-vary-2-ea/665110676 Shield: 7/10 - fairly comfortable Nipple: 6/10 - slightly small but still pretty comfortable Overall: 6.5/10 - this is a decent paci and probably would purchase again
8. Nuk Orthodontic Pacifier 18-36m https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nuk-Orthodontic-Pacifier-18-36m-2-CT/34144988 Shield: 6/10 - the small size fit better Nipple: 7/10 - medium sized nipple, perfect if you want to have something bigger to suck on and do not have the ability to get an adult sized paci Overall: 6.5/10 - highly recommend for anyone who is looking for an adult paci but unable to buy one, truthfully I prefer the small size
9. TEN@NIGHT Adult Pacifier super long amazon link *there are options available on Amazon with free shipping, but they are from LittleForBig who I do not support due to their previous statements and actions of being transphobic, racist, and homophobic* Shield: 9/10 - perfect fit for comfort + perfectly proportioned size for cute pics! Nipple: 9/10 - perfect size to sit comfortably in the correct spot in your mouth - the adult sized ones are the only pacis I can fall asleep with and wake up with it still in my mouth. these nipples are fairly thick and fill up my mouth Overall: 9/10 - highly recommend - they even come in cute plastic cases! these are PERFECT to decorate. the handles are big and flat so they are great to add letter beads to customize it to your heart's content
10. Adult Nibbler Butterfly Shield https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.ca%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F173826645209 Shield: 8/10 - this is the best fitting shield on the generic adult pacifiers Nipple: 8/10 - compared to the TEN@NIGHT nipple, this one is the same size but thinner, fits comfortably and i find it easy to use Overall: 8/10 - highly recommend, but this will be hard to decorate if you desire to do so
11. Sucky Sucky Penis Pacifier - Gag Gift Bachelorette Party https://www.ebay.com/itm/Sucky-Sucky-Penis-Pacifier-Gag-Gift-Bachelorette-Party-/391190196036 Shield: 1/10 - it's ugly and uncomfortable Nipple: 7/10 - if you like sucking your thumb, you will probably love this paci! find it at pretty much any adult store in the bachelorette party section Overall: 4/10 - it's really not terrible but it's hideous and not so much little space friendly
12. Clear Shield - was thrown in on a shipment from China no link available Shield: 1/10 - highly uncomfortable Nipple: 8/10 - compared to the TEN@NIGHT nipple, this one is the same size but thinner, fits comfortably and i find it easy to use Overall: 4.5/10 - would not recommend due to shield
13. Big Nibbler Adult Pacifier https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.ca%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F123178652047 Shield: 7/10 - pretty comfy Nipple: 8/10 - compared to the TEN@NIGHT nipple, this one is the same size but thinner, fits comfortably and i find it easy to use Overall: 7.5/10 - highly recommend, but this will be hard to decorate if you desire to do so
14. Not Shown, my dog ate it so I threw it away lol https://www.amazon.com/Custom-Grade-Silicone-Pacifier-Parent-Child/dp/B07QJWVMJR/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=adult+pacifier&qid=1556148138&s=gateway&sr=8-1 Shield: 6/10 - fairly comfortable Nipple: 8/10 - compared to the TEN@NIGHT nipple, this one is the same size but thinner, fits comfortably and i find it easy to use Overall: 7/10 - recommend, but this will be hard to decorate if you desire to do so
