Roast Me

You look like if Harry Potter and Augustus Gloop had a baby

>:)

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:)

I successfully roasted someone. Nice

OHHHHHHHH

>:)

Dude, those curtains look like you! Ugly as f**k.

I said roast me not the curtains

Damn, it’s a shame that you massive forehead is a big waste of space.

If AVGN and Danny Gonzalez had a baby

That’s just hurtful

You asked for a roast, I delivered.

But Danny Gonzalez? That’s plain mean

Not saying that guy looks bad in any way.

The only woman that actually likes you is your mother, no wonder you’re depressed

And even his mother secretly doesn't like him.

He’s adopted because his foster mother wanted a pig

But he is a pig

Exactly

Exactly.

Exactly

Exactly

Exactly

Exact

Exa

You look like the kid who brings only candy and chips to a campout

I actually am

:0)

The curtain in the background probably has more fashion than you.

bro is the superbowl on your forehead this year?

Dude, wtf is there caterpillars on your foreheads?

you look like the product of shrek and lord farquad having a baby

Oh god

🐖

you look like youve just held a shit in for three weeks and just let it out

Bro looks like he could incubate an egg in his nostrils

you look like that one kid in family gatherings that you see using your pc with chocolate smeared all over your face

after reading all the comments, I have decided that all you need is an apple in your mouth and even Gordon Ramsey won't know the difference between you and a roasted pig

It says roast you but I can’t ignore how ugly those curtains are

yo so fat vegan teacher could use u as a cow referance

Roast you? Just walk outside shirtless for 10 minutes on a sunny day. That should do it.

Your one eye looks like it's trying to silently escape the other eye.

This dude so poor he couldn't afford tint in the plastic of his glasses.

It looks like a Mitch McConnel rewind portrait.

Your cheeks have puffed so far out your ears can't be seen.

This kids hairline is like the US Government, clearly in recession.

If the phrase sweaty palms had a face.

t e r r I b l e c u r t a I n s

welp i guess usernames never lie

what species of hippo are you?

The first thought that came to my mind “moobs.”

Pig fits you perfectly

You look like you don't do anything in school except try to learn and fail cuz you're dumb, and try to play sports but you can't because you don't even know how to play properly

Uncreative

I can't think of anything