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  Review by Justin LaLiberty ★★★ 2

  When I was a kid, I identified with Rocky, Colt and Tumtum. As an adult, I now sadly equate myself with the "dangerous buds" in the Die Yuppie Scum van who eat radical salsa.

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  Review by Justin Peterson ★★★½ 7

  If you ever wanted to be a Ninja Turtle growing up, then this was the movie for you!

  "Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing ... They're probably pretty nice kids ... Where are all the weapons? The sling-shot, the knife throwers?"

  3 Ninjas is completely drenched in 'Kids Rule' 90s silliness, but the action still holds up, and it is awesome seeing my three sons love watching it just as much as I did when I was their age. Plus as an adult it is fun to point out every time you notice a Victor Wong stunt double.

  "Rocky LOVES Emily ... Rocky LOVES Emily!"

  I have never seen any of the sequels, am I missing out on much?

  Thanks for reading.
  Happy movie watching ... Skål!🍻

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  Review by Eric Szyszka ★★½ 3

  Imagine being a henchman training in ninjutsu while working for an international arms dealer only to get beaten by a fat baby named "tum tum"

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  Review by Gregory⛧Joseph ★★★

  Lighthearted fun until the 75 minute mark where out of nowhere grandpa throws a knife into a man's heart, killing him instantly (this is still accompanied by a cartoon "boing!!!" sound effect).

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  Review by ChristopherLamb ★★★★½ 3

  🥤🎭~4th Viewing🥋🍕

  So after watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and seeing this movie on this list from Fred I decided to watch this other blast from my past.

  It’s INSANE how when you are young and you see something it basically is etched in stone inside of your brain. I haven’t seen this movie in probably 20 years and I remember every scene like it was yesterday and what was going to happen. I still sing Rocky loves Emily at random times for no apparent reason. The movie is an IV drip of 90s nostalgia. I realized about 3/4 of the way in that I hadnt stopped smiling from the start. 😁

  It’s pound for pound one of the most…

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  Review by Andrew Jupin ★ 2

  This movie has more kicks to the dick than Jackass.

  I hated revisiting this Kid Power shit.

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  Review by The Horror of Marna Larsen ★★★ 6

  'Instant diarrhea'

  
  Sorry, nothing else comes to mind

  But hey I did buy all these (on vhs no less) so I could watch them on an otherwise garbage day when I've given up on both myself, and all of humanity.

  That day has finally arrived.

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  Review by Sidibus ★★★½

  English Version below ...

  3 Ninjas (1992)
  3 Ninja Kids

  Action vom Feinsten!

  Colt: Ich heisse Colt, weil ich so schnell bin, er heisst Rocky, weil er so hart ist, und er heisst Tum-Tum, weil er alles isst.

  Tum Tum: Ich esse keine Pferdeäpfel.

  3 Ninja Kids ist eine US-amerikanische Martial-Arts-Komödie aus dem Jahr 1992 unter der Regie von Jon Turteltaub und mit Victor Wong, Michael Treanor, Max Elliott Slade und Chad Power in den Hauptrollen.

  Die drei Brüder Samuel, Jeffrey und Michael werden von ihrem Grossvater in dessen Hütte im Wald zu Ninjas ausgebildet. Sie lieben das Training und die Herausforderungen, die Mori Shintaro ihrem Verstand, Körper, Geist und Herz jeden Tag bietet. Daneben werden sie immer weiter in…

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  Review by vlada ★★ 4

  one of the main features of 90s kids film is that all of them are afraid to be kids film. it will always have "something for the dads". will you see a boob? a sports team reference? maybe some ass? or maybe a much too violent fight scene? you'll never know. and it always has some stupid ass crime/cop plot that the film spends too much time marinating in. and it will be all so seriously too.
  3 ninjas, while struggling with this exact problems in the first half, is actually rather fun. fight scenes have great dynamics and solid choreography. in the last scene, every punch is accompanied with very loud "bang", "gong" or "boing" sound, which is hilarious.…

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  Review by deMicha ★★½ 2

  3 Ninja Kids

  Die drei Brüder Rocky, Colt und Tum Tum, werden von ihrem Großvater zu Ninjas ausgebildet. Der Vater der Brüder ist FBI Agent und verfolgt den Gangster Snyder. Als dieser den Plan fast die Brüder zu entführen, sind ihre Ninja Fähigkeiten gefragt.

  1992 brachte Regisseur J.Turteltaub für das junge Publikum, diesen Mix aus Komödie, Ninja Fights und Action raus. Natürlich ist das alles kindgerecht inszeniert.
  M.Treanor, M.E.Slade und C.Power spielen die Ninja Kids. Andere bekannte Gesichter im Cast sind: V.Wong, R.Kingsley und Prof.T. Tanaka.
  Für einen Sonntagmorgen war das ganze gesehene gute Unterhaltung. Die Zeit ging flott vorbei und Langeweile kam hier bei mir nicht auf.
  Der Humor war halt 90er Humor, auf ein junges Publikum zugeschnitten. Da…

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  Review by bummer_buddy ★★★

  Instant Diarrhea, 3 farts.

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  Review by Hunter ᴴᴰ ★★★

  Small town karate studios in the 90’s bread and butter. 

  “Hey, you like movies. You pick.”
  *turns on 3 Ninjas
  “Radical”

  I’m not sure if four 20 year olds watching 3 Ninjas is wholesome or sad. And I absolutely don’t care. 

  Take a drink every time Grandpa overtly turns into a stunt double. 

  My favorite part is imagining the henchman’s closet full of specifically only single colored tank tops and white blazers. I need a life.

  Of all the incredible cinema I’ve seen, 3 Ninjas is the piece of movie history that will forever be burned into my brain. And I’ve come to terms with it.

  Emily doesn’t deserve you Rocky. And the world doesn’t deserve 3 Ninjas.