Synopsis
A college professor reluctantly hides an escaped female convict who tries to get him to help prove her innocent of a murder.
A college professor reluctantly hides an escaped female convict who tries to get him to help prove her innocent of a murder.
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"I'm not a criminal, I'm a college professor!" - Dennis Burke (Peter Coyote)
Vague shades of Y2K noir, covered in red satin sheets.
No joke: Pauly Shore is - for real - this movie's Harry Lime.
Peter Coyote is a lecherous professor, Jeremy Piven is a hacker with terrible posture, and Nastassja Kinski is a red hot convict on the lam. I live for this type of star-studded exquisite trash. Udo Kier is in this movie for less than sixty seconds, during which he tells Kinski to stick a gun in her pussy and blow her brains out; his words, not mine. I bought this for a dollar at a book sale: worth every penny (and so much more).
I need to take a shower and talk to my lawyer and go to confession and turn myself in and call my mother and cry and
WATCHING EVERY PAULY SHORE MOVIE
"You're gonna tell me what you know or you're gonna kiss this snake!"
Ludicrous thriller about a Cool Guy middle-aged college professor who struggles with the fact he can't seem to get sexy young women to leave him alone. Lowest point is a racist anti-woke 90s bit about a Black student "taking advantage of the PC climate" by aggressively demanding a higher grade, with the implication that she'll cry sexual harassment because women make that sort of thing up all the time. Gross. Pauly Shore has a ridiculous and brief, but very entertaining, uncredited role as a guy who owns a bunch of snakes.
Truly abominable celluloid trainwreck of a suspense thriller for Peter Coyote,Nastassja KInski,Udo Kier,Pauly Shore(who goes uncredited[by the sheer embarassment of being in this film]),and everyone else that is involved in this career killing terminal stinker.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This was totally preposterous — but I’m not gonna lie, I enjoyed it purely as a guilty pleasure. It’s Peter Coyote almost getting banged by every other chick he comes across, from that blackmailing nude girl at the beginning to a horny Fairuza Balk and Nastassja Kinski. The plot gets really nuts by the time Coyote is getting shot at from balconies by gangsters with shotguns. Corniest line of dialogue: When Udio Kier tells Nastassja Kinski to stick her gun up her pussy and blow her fucking brains out. I figured out the movie was a comedy when Pauly Shore suddenly made an appearance and when Coyote was threatening him with his own pet snakes. The actress who plays Jeremy…
Bought this expecting typical "sexy thriller" fare, but it was a little better than that stuff generally is.
The movie kicks off with a completely naked woman reading explicit text from a book to Peter Coyote. She has a very Hollywood body, but a more interesting face. The scene takes on an uncomfortable edge and it's clear Coyote's character has some issues with morality.
Later, in a new town, Coyote isn't even trying to start over -- he's just trying to buy some time, some calm. He's teaching a class on Nathaniel Hawthorne, hired by a Dean who knows his past but wants to give him a chance because he knows his shit. The fun level jumps up because one…
This is the kind of schizophrenic commentary track where they talk openly about the creative problem-solving that results from working within non-negotiable budgetary restrictions, but this is also the kind of commentary where they talk without a sense of self-awareness about elements of their wonderfully trashy erotic thriller being inspired by Ingmar Bergman. Huh.
Starts off well enough, but falls apart in the second half, as it implodes into "Whoops! Where are my trousers?" farce.