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  Review by Todd Gaines ★★★ 28

  Santa slays the townsfolk of Hell and all hell breaks loose.

  Back in the day, I marked out hard for Bill Goldberg. It was at the height of the "Monday Night Wars." My friends and I would switch back and forth between Raw and Nitro. But, when Goldberg was on, there was no channel flipping. Most matches went like this: Bell rings. Spear. Jackhammer. 1-2-3 Pin. We didn't care; we loved the guy. So, how fuckilious™ and fucktastic™ is it that I got to watch a personal hero of mine, play a killer Santa and fuck some motherfuckers up. If you don't know who Goldberg is, or what the Monday Night Wars are, you never experienced Real Wrestling Entertainment.

  Santa's…

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  Review by Rafael "Parker!!" Jovine ★★★★½ 17

  Many here on LB gave this film two stars under the excuse that humor is subjective, but in my opinion, this is a movie that delivers on the promise and lives up to expectations of what you would expect from a B-level shlock flick that turned Santa into a murderous, satanic angel who seeks only to inflict pain and slay anyone who crosses his path.

  Goldberg seems to be having a blast, and watching these people die in this town is thrilling and fun. Speaking of fun, there is an incredible amount of funny one-liners in this film, especially at the end. No one involved is a thespian, but everyone understood the task and delivered big time.

  All in all,…

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  Review by Tony the Terror ★★★ 9

  So, apparently, Santa isn’t a jolly old guy who gives presents to good little boys and girls. He’s actually a ripped demon daddy who lost a bet to an angel and is forced to give out presents...until the bet is over.

  WHO. KNEW.

  I love the idea and the opening scene is just the BEST. Honestly, I’m giving this an extra half star just for that scene because I could watch it all day, every day. But, then I was a little bummed to find it was the only part Fran Drescher was in because I unashamedly love her and was excited to see this because of her. Still, she’s great in the bit she’s in.

  The rest of the…

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  Review by Bryan Espitia ★★½ 2

  If you want to watch Bill Goldberg punt a dog into a ceiling fan on Christmas, then boy do I have the movie for you!

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  Review by Tony the Terror ★★★

  Santa Daddy!

  Still got a couple of Xmas movies to knock out. This one is cute. Yeah, it could be cuter, but it’s got a couple of brilliant moments and the opening scene is amazing. I really wish Fran Drescher was in the whole movie, but I take what I can get.

  Bill Goldberg is great as muscle Santa daddy and this should have had at least a half dozen sequels by now.

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  Review by Xeremy Hall 🟠🟢🔵 ★★★

  Oh my God you guys... it's that movie that they were making in Ernest Saves Christmas! One can only hope that Goldberg went on to be the real Santa Claus after filming wrapped up.

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  Review by Helen ★★★★★ 8

  You can’t top that opening! Sweet baby jesus. 

  I was so hoping this wouldn’t shit the bed half way through and you know what, it kept its momentum. 

  Loads of chaotic fun, like a demented, “R” rated Disney Channel Original. Even the credits were fun. 

  The soundtrack was GREAT. Some of those one liners had me DYING, but there are also some really clever moments in it that made my soul happy. 

  A new yearly watch for sure!

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  Review by jasmin 🌙 ★★★ 2

  "You shot Santa?"

  Well, hi there and merry Christmas, my precious people. I wish you happy holidays and wherever you are, please stay safe! ❤
  That's what I wanted to say before I dive back into the sea of Christmas cookies and annual Christmas movies, lol.

  In this super short mid-2000s flick, Santa is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel. Now the bet is off and Santa can finally return to his demonic ways!

  Man, what an awesome cast! Fran Drescher, Jimmy Caan, Rebecca Gayheart AND Emilie De Ravin? Are you kidding? Hell yeah. Oh and also Douglas Smith, that kiddo from The Poo Poo Man. Wow.

  So, unsurprisingly the language is rough at times and…

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  Review by ben ★★★½ 1

  Some of the worst line delivery ever from Douglas Smith and the most insane lines of dialogue you’ll ever hear. It’s like a fever dream but it is so hilarious and so bad but so good. It needs to be seen to be believed. One of my favourites to watch over Christmas, I was non stop laughing the whole time. It’s short, it’s pure chaos and so much fun.

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  Review by belial_carboni ★★★ 4

  HE'S MAKING A LIST...PRAY YOU'RE NOT ON IT!

  2005 was a weird year. And this movie is a direct result of that. At times I thought it would hit the perfect direct to video level of holiday cheese but it doesn't always deliver. Especially since that chaotic bloodbath of an opening dinner party scene set the bar so high! Still, there's a handful of entertaining scenes and gory kills to make this one enjoyable. Just kinda wish Hulk Hogan showed up.

  ol Goldbergie plays a demon Santa who loses a bet with an angel. And the result...he must become Santa and deliver presents! But the tricks on the Angel because ol Goldieberg has NO intentions on doing that. Instead he flies around causing pure merry mayhem all over the dang place!

  Lame characters, drab 2000s aesthetic, campy deaths and cheesy one liners all in the name of corny Christmas carnage! 

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  Review by onelastscare ★★★

  "I'm Santa Claus, not fucking Dracula!" 🤣

  This movie has more quotable one liners, than Bill Goldberg has muscles.

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  Review by Poodini ★★★½

  I so wanted to give grandpa a fist bump for fart crop dusting his grandson.