Louise is not very popular at her highschool. Then she learns that she's descended from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. At first she uses them to get back at the girls and teachers who teased her and to win the heart of the handsome footballer's captain. But soon she has doubts if it's right to 'cheat' her way to popularity.
Robyn Lively Dan Gauthier Joshua John Miller Caren Kaye Dick Sargent Lisa Fuller Amanda Ingber Zelda Rubinstein Noah Blake Tina Caspary Megan Gallivan Alsari Al-Shehali Shelley Berman Marcia Wallace Gary Schwartz Cherie Franklin Cindy Valentine Leone Wendy Brainard Jared Chandler Tona Dodd Ponti Lambros Alana H. Lambros Kevin Best Brett Baxter Clark Ralph Baker Alexana Lambros Lawrence Raymond Banister
Маленькая колдунья, Cara dolce strega, Teen Witch - Hokuspokus in der Highschool, Una disparatada bruja en la universidad, Tini boszorkányok, Mladá čarodějnice, La bruja adolescente, Młoda czarownica, Azgın Dişiler, O Poder Mágico, Відьмочка, 少女巫师, Mlada vještica, 틴 위치
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DO YOU THINK THE GUY SHE WISHED OUT OF EXISTENCE EVER CAME BACK?? THEY NEVER ADDRESS THIS
This movie is best known for one of the most ridiculous scenes of white people rapping ever put to film. Let's agree that that's amazing and get down to the serious shit.
Teen Witch should have earned a place smack dab between Can't Buy Me Love and Teen Wolf, but instead it's got too much weird shit going on. Oddly, I don't really want to talk about the weird shit (except maybe to acknowledge that gross little fucker from River's Edge that plays her brother. He is so disgusting and I want to smother him with a pillow).
It is a fairly capable teen movie with some adequate emotional beats. But the most impressive thing about it is the adherence…
This is how the conversation went:
Them: "Hey Chip. Wanna come over and watch Mad Men?"
Me: "Sure!" ::drives over, opens first beer::
::Movie starts, it's Teen Witch::
Me; "Um ... what's happening?"
Them: "Oh, some of us aren't caught up on Mad Men so we're watching Teen Witch instead."
Me: ::opens second, third, and fourth beers::
the we like boys cheer scene was the straightest thing i have ever seen in my life i hate straight people
This is the inception for my love of cheeky eighties, anticipating every October this would air on TV and to this day is a movie I can't help but revisit every fall season. Maybe you saw this movie and dismissed it for tactless schlock, going down in history as the whitest rap battle known to Suburbia. For me, it's a colorful utopia of dancing in the locker room, dreamy sexual escapades in an abandoned house, and a messaging of forging your desires through the magic bestowed upon womanhood. Cleverly caps off the end of an era providing high school cliques, outrageous outfits, jammin' pop songs, horny teenagers, abusive teachers, and misty prom dances in a way that is so fantastical,…
The brother kills me in every scene he is in. They really did not utilize that character to the fullest potential possible.
why is this plot structure? why is there a musical number every other scene? why is the brother just…like that??
camp. the answer is camp.
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teen witch is a nonstop cheese fest thats bursting with so ugly that it lowkey works 80s fashion. it was both exactly what I expected and surprising. we got the cliche dork to popular girl story arc yes but we also got a scene where a bunch of white kids rap at each other for no reason so I was like hm!
The musical numbers were so random and unexpected that I kinda really liked this. I think if they had leaned into that more and just gone full musical this would be amazing.
