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  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • Black Dog

    ★★★★

  • Boy Kills World

    ★★★½

  • The Emoji Movie

    ½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Since I am struggling to find anything to write about this on a third viewing, that likely means that I never need to rewatch it again. There are some films where the initial viewing experience is the whole experience, while there are other films where the value of the experience increases on rewatches. Should a star rating change if the initial experience was a five-star experience, but subsequent rewatches are not, simply because you know all the surprises?

  • Black Dog

    Black Dog

    ★★★★

    Basically like if you left Road House out in the sun for too long.

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  • Dirty Dancing

    Dirty Dancing

    ★★★½

    Who hasn't been on vacation with the family when you accidentally stumble across a secret group of people who like to dance erotically?

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★★

    Michael Myers is said to be 21 by Dr. Loomis in the film, but then in the credits there is a credit for a 23 year old Michael Myers. I find this confusing, but also depressing. I find it depressing because whether he is 21 or 23 I am still older than Michael Myers, and he has accomplished way more in his life than I have.