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  Steel Dawn 1987

  ★★★ Rewatched 04 Apr 2025

  Bad movie but great Swayze. Dude really gets to show off the "special skills" section of his resume, what with the dodge-rolling, back-flipping, mullet-wearing, sword-and-knife-and-hand-to-hand-fighting, and general horse husbandry. Should've given him a chance to dance.

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  Dick 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Apr 2025

  Forrest Gump for teenage girls (which means it's much funnier, obviously)

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  North and South 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2022

  But when are they gonna kiss?

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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Nov 2023

  We are not worthy of Willem Dafoe. His TEETH behind the mask! His eyes! All the better to see you with

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