JTonzelli

JTonzelli

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Jaws
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • The Blues Brothers

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  • Groundhog Day

    ★★★★★

  • No Holds Barred

  • The Whoopee Boys

  • Super Mario Bros.

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  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day

    ★★★★★

    the most fantastical thing about groundhog day is that phil is able to see a neurologist and a psychiatrist on the same day he makes the appointment. i also love that he gay-panics ned ryerson into running off during his “good” phase. i miss harold ramis very much.

  • No Holds Barred

    No Holds Barred

    isn’t it amazing that the same muscley tough guy who appeared on our lunchboxes and book covers as kids would eventually grovel at the feet of a fascist like some whipped toolbag schoolboy? this movie’s portrayal of hogan as some measured man of integrity is the most outlandish thing about it.

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  • You Can't Run Forever

    You Can't Run Forever

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    j.k. simmons beating off next to my dead body is my new life goal.

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★½

    i was way too young when i first saw a nightmare on elm street—and on christmas eve, of all nights, when my older cousin popped in the vhs to scare the shit out of me. once johnny depp got masticated by his bed and vomited on the ceiling, i begged my parents to let me sleep in their bed that night. they refused, and i was petrified until the morning. i cherish that memory. i wouldn’t give it up for anything.