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  • Animalympics
  • Cats Don't Dance
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis

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  • Digimon Adventure

    ★★★½

  • Watership Down

    ★★★★½

  • The Erotic Witch Project

    ½

  • Panda! Go Panda!

    ★★★½

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  • Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

    Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

    Ruh Roh Raggy! #7

    One of the greatest scams of my generation.

    I still remember suffering through this as a very young child, so young I’m kinda amazed I have memories of this. That’s how bad this sucked, it became a defining memory for me.

    I remember getting excited to watch it, I was a big fan of Scooby even then, but that excitement vanished pretty quick once SCOOBY FUCKING LEAVES THE FILM FOR 30 MINUTES! I even remember my…

  • Godzilla Fest 5: All Monsters Showdown

    Godzilla Fest 5: All Monsters Showdown

    ★★★½

    A Walk Amongst Monsters #120

    Jet Jaguar gets his own Gigan scythes and rocket-punches one of them into Ghidorah’s chest. What a Chad.

    Godzilla continues to beat the shit out of former foes in these little annual shorts. It’ll never get old, watching Godzilla land a right hook on Ghidorah’s head is worth it alone. 

    Both G-man and Jet Jaguar get to whoop ass, and get their asses whooped. Ghidorah ain’t no bitch, and even though his suit requires more…

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  • Digimon Adventure

    Digimon Adventure

    ★★★½

    A Walk Amongst Monsters #121

    Anime Marches On!

    While Pokemon will always be the more beloved and popular franchise, I’ve always adored Digimon. Probably because I watched the Digimon Movie seemingly daily as a kid. Had a ton of the toys too. My childhood rocked.

    This is my first time seeing the uncut first segment of the Digimon Movie, and I’ve got thoughts.

    It’s not fair to compare it to the recut/redubbed version that had Fatboy Slim on the soundtrack,…

  • Cats Don't Dance

    Cats Don't Dance

    ★★★★★

    Watching this in high-def for the first time ever was a religious experience

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  • Suzume

    Suzume

    ★★★★★

    “I feel like I’m in Whisper of the Heart!”

    Pure magic.

    There’s a large group of people on Letterboxd that hate Makoto Shinkai’s films and I’m so glad I’m not one of them.

    I don’t care if it’s cheesy, or if it’s saccharine, or if he loves using similar tropes in his films, because I adore every single second of these films.

    They fill me with such overwhelming joy and elation. Any time I watch Your Name or Weathering with…

  • 28 Weeks Later

    28 Weeks Later

    ★★½

    100% rooted for rage dad to tear his little shit kids apart for literally causing “Zombie Apocalypse 2.0”. 

    How dare this movie think I should sympathize with those two fucking assholes after they break rule no. 1 and cause the deaths of hundreds.