Kyler Tonkin

Kyler Tonkin

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  • Last Breath

    ★★½

  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    ★★

  • Planet of the Apes

    ★★

  • The Crow

    ★★

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  • Last Breath

    Last Breath

    ★★½

    Completely decent film. Having seen then end so much working in a theayre definitely made it less exciting for me, but also I have seen other survival films that work much better.

    45/100

  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    ★★

    MENDEZ: May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.
    CONGREGATION: [singing] Amen!

    These movies are absolutely bonkers. Telepathic, atomic bomb worshipping, society of mutated humans. And there society runs on Superman crystals! They really word just make fucking anything back then. The people want more half-naked celebrities running around the desert with talking apes and whatever sci-fi tropes bullshit we come up with and they will give it to them. Next one involves time travel and I cannot wait to see what utter garbage comes next.

    40/100

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  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★★

    THE HISTORY MAN: That is the darkest of angels, the fifth rider of the apocalypse.

    I think Kojima said it best. "He (Miller) is my god, and the Saga he tells is my Bible."

    100/100

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    ★★½

    CEASAR: I'm just doing a solo. (As he plays Paddy-cake with himself)

    I watched it twice, to be sure. And I can confirm this is both good and bad, and I think I know how this is. All the pieces for this to be great are here, but it's as if the entire movie is a visual pitch for the REAL movie. Like, if I was the studio exec and I saw this, I would say, "This is a very…

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