Luca

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I am to this site what The Meg (2018) is to cinema

Favorite films

  • Chungking Express
  • Carlos
  • The Sacrifice
  • Y Tu Mamá También

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  • My Old Ass

    ★★★

  • Carry-On

    ★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★

  • Love Liza

    ★★★★

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  • Carlos

    Carlos

    ★★★★★

    Guerrilla war struggle is a new entertainment 

    Gang of Four- 5:45

    Terror itself is a commodity. There is value in the violence. Not the aftermath- the extinguished life, nor the damaged structure. The value of terror is in the spectacle. Carlos shoots right between the nose, not for effectiveness, but for the brutal spectacle. As often we expect from the movies pink mist sprays out from the back of their heads, but here it is real. We are consumers of…

  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★★★

    Perfectly captures the essence of Murakami. A dreamlike trance that makes you question what is real and what is paranoia. The droning of the sleepy jazz, and the muted vibrance of the dusk created and atmosphere that perfectly matched this story. The first half while somewhat visually similar to the rest of the movie perfectly flows from a light, yet well written drama, into  the hitchcockesque nightmare near the end. This film felt like a fever dream in the best way possible.

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  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    ★★★

    The lesson I learned from  this movie is that if you take mushrooms and abandon your friends in the woods good things are bound to happen

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★½

    Definitely funded by the TSA agents union

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  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A few months before watching this my friend spoiled it for me, he probably doesn’t remember 

    He probably doesn’t think very much of it

    One day he will disappear 

    He will spend fifteen years locked in a hotel room eating fried dumplings 

    Then find himself drawn towards a certain woman at a sushi bar...

    Keep your mouth shut

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★½

    This whole movie wouldn’t have happened if the driver wasn’t such a huge simp

    -Bruh this is like the worst review in this site pls stop liking it