Synopsis
When Seattle magazine writer Samantha Hart is sent home to write an article about the wedding destination of Hawthorne Vineyards, she discovers the ex who broke her heart not only runs the vineyard, but he’s about to get married there.
When Seattle magazine writer Samantha Hart is sent home to write an article about the wedding destination of Hawthorne Vineyards, she discovers the ex who broke her heart not only runs the vineyard, but he’s about to get married there.
Bor és szerelem, Love on the Vine, Mon ex se marie, Amore tra le vigne, Pinot Noir und ein Tropfen Liebe, אהבה בין הגפנים, Виното на любовта
He is Captain Bland of the good ship Bland with awful hair and biceps that look like they will rip his shirts.
She has really nice hair and I quite liked her.
Nice sub-plot involving a widowed brother.
Nice location of a vineyard.
Not-so-go-good things:
No chemistry between anyone.
The way she says “thank yow” and she says it a lot.
Social media talk for people who have never used social media! “Your fresh viral Instagram account has #amazing content!”
Bad coffee-cup acting!
No dog.
Questions:
How did he know when she came back to town to set up a little picnic area? I want the scene where all the candles are burned to nothing because he took too long to find her and the bread has gone stale and they get food poisoning from the cheese that’s sat out.
Firstly, stop saying Pinot. An Eric Trump-lookalike is engaged to an absolute redhead SNACK, but his lacking-a-personality ex shows up and she still has the hots for his weird wig and shoulder-size jaw. It's like some kind of Republican nightmare where real men can't dance, social media is for shallow freaks, women who ask men out are harlots, and life in the city is too woke because they drink oat milk lattes. Can't wait for my next hallmark romance!
How do I make this movie should remotely interesting. Hmm, let's see. A man wants to hump his ex girlfriend while planning his wedding. Not even that will do it. There's technically nothing wrong with this movie, take a drink ya'll, it's pretty serviceable. We've seen this story so many times, especially in these TV movie romances. High school, and college, sweethearts who ended on a bad note reunite years later in their small hometown while one of them is planning a wedding to a significant other that is not right for them. In this case girl is a romance writer wanna be who has to write about a wedding in her hometown for a magazine. Wouldn't you know it,…
The summer comes slowly to a close, the dark falls earlier and the mornings have a chill. It’s Hallmark season, and thankfully there is an almost endless amount of these absolutely atrocious movies. Soon I’ll be onto the autumn ones, then Halloween ones (I’m sure there must be some? Like ‘A Cookie Store Halloween’ or some bullshit), then of course Christmas. It’s a stretch to say I ‘watch’ these movies. They just appear on tubi or wherever and I look at Amie and we sigh and go ‘okay’. Here’s to the next few months of that.
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I pretty much give these movies the same rating because they all follow the same formula. Some are better than others but this falls on the pack. And I'm going to try and start putting a review on all movies watched, maybe.