120+ Funny Diaper Messages for Baby Shower and Late Night Diaper Changes

Some people think that having a baby is the most difficult thing they have ever done in their lives. For new parents, late-night diaper changes are the most difficult and boring part of their day.

If you are one of those parents, you can use these funny diaper messages to make your life easier and more bearable. Choose a list of funny sayings you like and write them on each diaper. This way, you will entertain your partner and yourself during the late diaper change.

These funny diaper messages are also the perfect thing for a diaper raffle or a baby shower gift. If you’re planning a gift for a new mom, you might want to consider giving her a diaper duty kit with funny messages.

This is a fun baby shower activity that will make everyone laugh.

Funny Late-Night Diaper Messages

Below is a list of funny messages and sayings you can use as an initial idea if you don’t know what to write on diapers.

1. Are you my daddy?
2. You can leave now. It’s over.
3. We all make mistakes.
4. You must have really screwed up.
5. Can you hold it?
6. You can’t change the baby now!
7. Do you know what’s going on?
8. I’m not making any noise.
9. I smell something stinky!
10. Don’t make me cry.
11. I think I’m going to puke.
12. Why do we have to wait so long?
13. Why don’t you put your finger down your throat and find out?
14. Have you seen my diaper?
15. Here is a hint: “No” is NOT an option.
16. My diaper is clean!
17. You need to see this!

18. Let’s try a different diaper.
19. Do you want to change the diaper? I’m not sure.
20. Don’t forget the wipes.
21. Let me help you.
22. Don’t cry, the diaper is only wet.
23. I know you’re a diaper changing pro.
24. I know I’m not the best with words, but I need to tell you something.
25. It’s not a problem, it’s a solution.
26. I’m not crying because I’m hungry.
27. Just don’t go in there, please
28. Isn’t it Daddy’s turn?
29. Do you know what the hell you’re doing?
30. Don’t worry, the diaper’s not full.
31. It’s not your turn yet. It’s my turn now.
32. Oh, you’re awake.
33. It’s a little too late for a diaper change, isn’t it?
34. No need to thank me, but I love what I do!
35. This is not a joke.
36. I have a message for you.
37. You’re my favorite person.
38. I can’t see straight.
39. That’s a big stinky.
40. I have a surprise inside!

41. I don’t know how you do it!
42. This is the one and only diaper on Earth.
43. I have changed this diaper twice.
44. It’s clean.
45. I would appreciate it if you didn’t adjust the volume.
46. You know what they say…you can’t judge a book by its cover.
47. Why are you so upset? I’m just trying to have some fun.
48. I know that you’re mad, but it’s not my fault.
49.  Are you sure you don’t need to go?
50. I can’t hold it any longer!
51. Don’t be such a daddy!
52. Just a little one!
53. It’s so much fun!
54. You can’t keep a baby in your shirt!
55. What goes in, must come out.
56. You don’t have to worry. I won’t do it again.
57. Do you think this is funny?
58. You’re not a baby anymore.
59. Oh, come on, just one.
60. The best part of being a parent is watching them grow up!
61. Is that all you got?

62. Don’t you know you’re supposed to wait until the baby is 2 years old?
63. What’s so funny?
64. Stop crying. It’s not that bad.
65. I can’t help it. It’s instinct.
66. This is why you didn’t want a baby.
67. I can’t believe it!
68. You know, you might be right.
69. A few more hours, and you will be a big daddy!
70. Do you want to make a deal?
71. It’s just not my turn.
72. Don’t worry, it’s not a fire.
73. Is this an emergency?
74. Don’t tell my mom. She doesn’t need to know.
75. I’m just thinking of you.
76. Can we try this with the new diaper?
77. I’m on my way, I promise.
78. Don’t worry, I’ll do it myself.
79. No, I don’t want a cookie.

80. Do you remember what you had for breakfast?
81. I’ll try to be as quick as possible.
82. Did you hear? The diaper fairy came last night.
83. This is my last diaper of the day!
84. This is going to hurt a little bit.
85. Do not use that diaper! It’s mine.
86. When you’re done, please put it back where it belongs.
87. I’m having a really hard time thinking.
88. I’m tired, so don’t bother me.
89. Don’t touch my stuff.
90. I know it smells like diapers, but it smells like roses in here.
91. It’s not too late to change your mind.
92. Here comes the poo.

93. I know what you’re thinking.
94. Don’t worry, it’s no big deal.
95. I’ve been holding it since lunch.
96. Don’t worry. It’s nothing.
97. You’ve got a little time left.
98. You’re so cute when you’re asleep!
99. What time is it?
100. I just can’t wait to meet her.
101. It’s a trap!
102. That’s a lot of poop.
103. Do you smell something?
104. Don’t give me that look; you were here once.
105. iPood!
106. Don’t open until Christmas.
107. Special delivery.
108. Only 5,000 more to go!
109. Mom’s turn.
110. Oops. I did it again!
111. What’s that smell?
112. Hold your nose!
113. Not a job. It’s a doody!
114. Victoria’s Secret!
115. Caution! Open at your own risk!
116. Does this diaper make my butt look big?
117. Mom, I want my bad!
118. Hang in there! It does go better.
119. This one is a doozy …
120. Watch out for leaks.
121. Chocolate kisses.
122. Contents under pressure

If you are a guest of a baby shower, these baby shower gifts and diaper messages will undoubtedly bring smiles to the faces of all the parents who receive them. These funny diaper messages are going to make their day!

If you are a new parent, changing a diaper is not just annoying; it can be daunting. Diapers are a necessity for every baby, but it’s a responsibility that most parents don’t take lightly.

It’s pretty easy to feel frustrated with the task. However, if you know how to lighten the mood, you can make the task fun. In fact, it’s a great way to bond with your baby.

Your baby may not understand everything, but they will know you love them. Pick out your favorite funny sayings and write them down on the diapers you will use for the night diaper change.