Confessions of a Beekeeper
Being a beekeeper isn’t always a fun, sweet experience. As a whole, I love being a beekeeper. But over the years there have definitely been some experiences that were scary, painful, hilarious and even down right embarrassing. Today I’m going to give you a little behind the scenes peek and true confessions of the life of a beekeeper.
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Honey Bee Anxiety
The first couple years we had honey bees, my husband was the only beekeeper in the family. Why didn’t I go out to the hives? I was terrified at the thought of thousands of honey bees swarming around me!
Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely loved the idea of beekeeping and loved that we had some bee hives on the property. But me out at the beehives? No way! I knew it was all in my head and if I could overcome that fear, then I could join my husband in beekeeping.
I’m a Licensed Clinical Social Worker mental health therapist so I know a thing or two about mind over matter and all the best methods for tackling anxiety and changing the fearful thoughts in our minds. So I set out to make myself overcome my fear of swarms of honey bees. I used this handy card deck and it was so helpful!
I read everything I could about how beekeeping suits offer protection and how not to get stung as a beekeeper. Ultimately I also had to practice how to enter a relaxed state of mind and being in any setting, something a little mindfulness practice helped me accomplish which also has great benefits in other aspects of my life!
So the day finally came when I said I wanted to try going out to the beehives. I psyched myself up for quite a while leading up to that day. I kept telling myself I could do this and there was nothing to be afraid of.
So I did it. I went out to the beehives with my husband wearing my beekeeping suit, and it was absolutely amazing. Now don’t think it was a piece of cake, the second that honey bees started dive bombing my beekeeping veil I definitely started to feel a bit anxious and freaked out.
But I took some deep breaths, calmed and centered myself. I was able to ignore it and help with a hive check. And the amazing thing? I’ve been beekeeping ever since and am now the primary beekeeper in our family teaching my kids how to be beekeepers!
Getting Stung
A lot of people curious about beekeeping ask about getting stung. The point of wearing a good beekeeping suit with hood, veil, protective gloves and boots is to prevent getting stung. Well, in 2021 I got stung. Not once, but twice at one time!
I confess right here that it was 100 percent my fault and I feel a bit silly confessing how I got stung. I was trying to lift a heavy super off the top of the hive while doing a hive check and I leaned against it to get more leverage.
In the act of leaning against the wooden beehive, I inadvertently crushed some bees and their stingers went through my beekeeping suit and stung me. OUCH!!
It’s terrible getting stung by a bee anytime, but imagine getting stung twice on the knee through a beekeeping suit while the hive is completely taken apart. I didn’t know what to do!
I knew I needed to get the stingers out but the hives were all taken apart for a hive check. I was sweating buckets in the hot sun and there were bees flying everywhere. My knee was throbbing with pain and I couldn’t think straight.
So what did I do? I quickly put the hive back together without doing a hive check and I made a run for it (as best a person can run in a bulky beekeeping suit with a now swollen knee stung multiple times!) and headed into the garage where I knew the bees wouldn’t follow me. There I could pull out the bee stingers and treat my stings with our homemade yarrow first aide salve.
The lesson learned from this experience? I NEVER lean against the beehives anymore. I’m super conscious of where I position my body when I’m trying to lift heavy bee hives or kneeling down to pick something up. Thankfully I haven’t been stung since then!
Slacking on the Hive Checks
Over the last eight years I’ve been beekeeping, there were two years I didn’t do a single hive check. Gasp! I know, what a terrible slacker of a beekeeper.
One year as usual, we hived our new nucs in May and I had every intention of going out to the bee hives for a hive check two weeks later. But the weather was bad so I pushed that date back. Then we were out of town on vacation. After that I started having health problems and couldn’t manage going out to the beehives or even trying to tackle the weeds in our gardens.
I was stressing out about not being able to go out to the beehives and worried they may swarm if they didn’t have enough room in their hive. At the time my husband was too busy with work so I went out one day and quickly stuck another super full of frames on top of each bee hive filled with new nucs.
I didn’t take time to do a hive check, I just didn’t have the energy. I didn’t do a single hive check that year. The next time I went out to the bee hives that year wasn’t until mid September to harvest honey. Most people in our area harvest honey in late August so I really felt behind!
Another year, we had unusually hot temperatures for a month and I hate the heat so couldn’t rally myself to put on a hot bee suit and stand out in the sweltering temps to do a hive check.
That same year we had a forest fire start close to our house so our air quality was really poor. I have smoke allergies and had to limit my time outdoors so this was yet another deterrent to being able to go out to the hives. This was the second year I didn’t do a single hive check!
Then we had a family emergency and didn’t harvest honey until early October. Yikes! What’s even worse is by the time we got around to extracting the honey, it was early December and it had started to crystalize a bit. What a nightmare trying to filter thick, partially crystallized honey!!
Interestingly I talked to a couple other beekeepers who told me that their style of beekeeping is very hands off and they don’t do hive checks very often if ever and don’t stress about it. I thought this was fascinating since it is a very different approach than how I was taught. This should have made me feel better but I still feel like a slacker beekeeper for those two separate years!
The Banana
I love to take pictures of the inside of the beehives to show others what it looks like in there since it’s so fascinating. My beekeeping gloves are leather and do not work on the screen of my cellphone for taking pictures of the inside of the beehives. I don’t feel comfortable taking my gloves off at the hives and risk getting stung on the hand for the sake of a picture.
So what’s a beekeeper to do?! I did an internet search for other household items that would work on a cell phone screen. Guess what I found out? A banana of all things! Who would have thought.
So for a couple years, every time I went out to the bee hives I carried a banana in my pocket and used it to operate my cell phone to take pictures. Can you picture that?! It was hilarious really, I can only imagine what the neighbors thought or people driving by when I was out at the beehives and here I was in my beekeeping suit scrolling my cell phone with a banana lol!!
In case you’re wondering, I no longer use the banana because my kids gave me one of these snazzy handy pens that I now keep in the pocket of my beekeeping suit. I can still take pictures of the hives with my phone but no more embarrassing, hilarious banana!
Are you a beekeeper and have any true confessions of a beekeeper to share about mishaps, hilarious events or embarrassing moments at the bee hives?