PC to possible-future-PC: “The problem is, we hate you.”
(Heavy French accent) “enlarge me!”
“Canonically, have there been any Wilhelm Screams in our campaign?”
“a wise oracle once said he could smell me.”
“How many ghosts are in the Wraithguard?”
“Yes.”
“You’re blaming the geiger counter for radiation!”
-Sad Dhampir
“I have only been alive for 3 minutes but i will testify in court on your behalf”
“How much XP does he get for killing the mood?”
Q
Anonymous asked:
"You're in the Cool Ranch zone."
A
nice
“All right, time for Shock & Awning.”
— –Fury player