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Space Age Love Song
01:38
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Rebel Yell
01:45
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Welcome To The Cantina
01:53
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"THE STAR WARS CANTINA"
Written by Mark Jonathan Davis
Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So R2-D2
Found Ben Kenobi
He'd have to put the Death Star plans
Into the rebellion's hands
So Luke and Obi-Wan
Had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han
(CHORUS)
at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and blasters
And old Jedi masters
At the Star Wars....
His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With a blaster at his side
And a smile 12 parsecs wide
There with Chewbacca
He was a wookie
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan
About the Millenium Falcon
Docking bay ninety-four
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's light-saber, now there's an arm on the floor
(REPEAT CHORUS)
His name was Yoda
He was a muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
And by the way, he's Luke's dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut-off
In that galaxy far, far away
Luke has had a lousy day
Boba Fett was so mean
Jabba had bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine
(REPEAT CHORUS)
"The Star Wars Cantina" Comedy Parody Song written and performed by Mark Jonathan Davis (C) Copyright 1996 Mark Jonathan Davis / Ideatown Entertainment - www.markjonathandavis.com
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Ben
02:06
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5. |
Jedi Rocks
01:16
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6. |
A Medley This Is
05:30
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7. |
Y-O-D-A
01:43
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8. |
Intergalactic
01:52
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9. |
Nooooo
01:44
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You Dropped A Bomb On Me
02:04
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11. |
Cantina Band Theme
02:25
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12. |
War
02:02
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13. |
Yub Nub
01:26
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