Medieval kittens, from a 13th century English manuscript, (Bodleian Library, MS. Bodl. 533, fol. 13r)
Fuck you
cut off a wizard in traffic and now i age in dog years
The Poison Potion tavern is serving rotten rat meat today. Turn in your prize slips to receive a tankard of murky water.
Being a Renaissance noble sucks. My dad died, now the alchemist who was scamming him is trying to scam me, my wife is a teenager with cholera, and some heathens are translating the Bible into DUTCH.
Wife died. Got a new one with no cholera. Exiled the alchemist.
Serfs are protestant now.
orthodox monk faithfully gooning 18 hours a day in his cave adorned floor-to-ceiling with icons of the Lord
monku hatsune
thats it as soon as i can figure out how to swing this flail without hurting myself your life is fucking over
crocodile attacking a man and devouring fishes
in the 'bodley bestiary', english, c. 1226–1250
source: Oxford, Bodleian Library, MS. Bodl. 764, fol. 24r
if @serf-memes Hath one million fans, i am one of them. if serf-memes Hath five fans, im one of them. if serf-memes Hath one fan, it me. if serf-memes Hath Nay fans, im in The Kingdom of The Lord. if the king and country is against serf-memes im against the king and country.
just fumbled a bad wench so terribly am considering going to the rat infested grain pile so i get bittene by a plague rat and die