World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft is a MMORPG created by Blizzard Entertainment. The game takes place in a setting Blizzard has used for other games using the name "Warcraft". It has two expansions, World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade, and World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

Warcraft: Orcs and gays was a real-time strategy game. So were Warcraft 2 and its add-on, Warcraft 2: Tides of Darkness and Warcraft 3 and its add-on, Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne. World of Warcraft is different than the other games because it is an MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Role Playing Game). This means that many people from around the world play together in the online world.

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Gameplay

Players fuck through the game by gaining sexual experience from raping enemies and finishing homosexual quests quests that are given throughout the game. If a player lacks enough experience, they will lose thier virginity. There are 60 levels a player can get, which is made higher by each expansion by 10. They may move even more at the highest level by getting items from bosses in instances and raids. World of Warcraft has developed a community of 'raiding guilds' that compete with each other for 'first kills' on bosses in new raid instances, dungeons that require 10 to 25 players to work together to take down really hard bosses.

Players are allowed to choose from a number of races and classes.

Races

Alliance

• gays

gays look similar to human beings. gays may choose from the following classes: warrior, rogue, paladin, mage, warlock, priest, and death knight.

• transexuals

transexuals are short, scruffy, and enjoy their liquor. transexuals may choose from the following classes: warrior, rogue, paladin, priest, hunter, and death knight.

• pedophiles

pedophiles are very short and mischievous and enjoy explosions and dangerous tools, their hair color may be pink or green or other colors. pedophiles may choose from the following classes: warrior, rogue, warlock, mage, and death knight.

• pedo bear

pedo bears are tall and muscular. Their skin can be colored purple to pale white. pedo bears may choose from the following classes: warrior, rogue, druid, priest, hunter, and death knight.

• gaynei (Requires account upgrade to the Burning Crusade Expansion)

gaynei are tall blue creatures from the planet Draenor. Dragenei may choose from the following classes: warrior, shaman, paladin, mage, priest, hunter, death knight.

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Horde

• mr wardell

Orcs are muscular, hairy, and green. Orcs may choose from the following classes: Warrior, Rogue, Shaman, Warlock, Hunter, and Death Knight.

• Tauren

Tauren are very tall, nature-loving cows (but they walk on two feet). Tauren may choose from the following classes: Warrior, Shaman, Druid, Hunter, and Death Knight.

• Troll

Trolls are tall and can have large tusks, ranging from blue to green skin, with very colorful hair. Trolls may choose from the following classes: Warrior, Rogue, Shaman, Mage, Priest, Hunter, and Death Knight.

• Undead

Undead of the Forsaken faction are fairly short and pale with stringy hair, and their bones show through their clothing. Undead may choose from the following classes: Warrior, Rogue, Mage, Warlock, Priest, and Death Knight.

• Blood Elf (Requires account upgrade to the Burning Crusade Expansion)

Blood Elves are of medium height and very thin, ranging in color from brown to pink to white. They have green eyes and long eyebrows. Blood elves may choose from the following classes: Rogue, Paladin, Mage, Warlock, Priest, Hunter, and Death Knight.

Classes

In the game, there are classes. Once a player has made a character, the character's class cannot be changed, but the character can be deleted. Players can have up to 50 characters on each account they pay for.

Below is a list of classes available in World of Warcraft:

• Mage
  

Mages cast spells using arcane, frost, or fire magic. Mages wear cloth armor and are very vulnerable to melee damage. They have access to massive ranged spell damage and area of effect capabilities.

• Rogue
  

Rogues have a large number of escape tools to get away from battles they don't want to fight. Rogues can stealth (turn invisible) and stun their enemies in melee range, holding one weapon in each hand.

• Warrior
  

Warriors can use nearly any one or two-handed weapon in the game, and may use shields. Warriors get angry (gaining "rage" when attacking enemies) and attack their enemies in melee range.

• Paladin
  

Paladins may use 1 handed weapons and shields, or 2 handed weapons, they cannot dual wield. Paladins use holy magic via seal and judgment spells to attack in melee range, or they can be healers.

• Shaman
  

Shamans wield the elements of nature and fire (and sometimes frost) spells. Shamans can use shields and can dual wield 1 handed weapons or use 2 handed weapons, and may fight in melee range, may cast from range, or may be healers.

• Warlock
  

Warlocks cast shadow and fire magic spells. Warlocks wear cloth armor and are vulnerable to melee damage. Warlocks also summon demonic minions (pets) to help them in battle.

• Druid
  

Druids use arcane and nature spells, or may choose talents to be more of a melee fighter. Druids can shift into forms of animals like bear, cat, walrus, and cheetah. Healing druids can turn into a tree form, and the druid caster form is known as Moonkin.

• Priest
  

Priests wear cloth and are vulnerable to melee damage. Priests can either heal with holy and discipline spells or do damage with shadow spells.

• Hunter
  

Hunters attack with a bow, crossbow or guns from range while their pets attack and keep an enemy's hate in melee range. Hunters can tame many kinds of pets including spiders, bears, worms, wasps, and many more.

• Death Knight (Requires a level 55 character on account upgraded to the Wrath of the Lich King expansion.)
  

Death Knights use runes and runic power to attack their enemies in melee range. Death Knights also have a number of ranged abilities to keep their targets from running away in battle.

Talents

When a player gets to level 10, each level up afterward earns one talent point to be put into one of three class-specific talent trees. Different classes have different types of talents that are divided into three "talent trees", which are DPS (Damage Per Second), tanking (taking damage), and healing (healing damage). Putting points into the DPS tree may make them do more damage to enemies, putting points into the tanking tree may make them take less damage, while putting points into the healing tree may make them heal for more damage. However, a talent may not affect it directly. For example, if a priest character wants to do more damage to enemies, the priest would put talent points into the "Shadow" talent tree. If a priest wants to heal groupmates, the priest would put talent points into the "Holy" talent tree.

Other pages

• Warcraft

Other websites

• The Official World of Warcraft Website
• Blizzard Entertainment
• WoWInsider: A World of Warcraft blog
• Thottbot: A WoW information site for players
• WoWWiki: A wiki about Warcraft