spongebobfreezeframes:

“I can’t let Patrick see I still haven’t tied my shoes!”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“I tend to get smelly when I’m pumpin’ iron. Check it out. All thanks to my state of the art weight set.”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Have I ever not been right?”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Wow! You look real good with a mustache Mr. Krabs.”

spongebobfreezeframes:

I want a beard like Spongebob.

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“I’m a dirty boy.”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“But worst of all, I let you down, you delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness. I’ll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steamed between two fluffy seaweed-sea buns.”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Besides, I have checks…with little poodles on them!”

spongebobfreezeframes:

“I remember another young whipper-snapper who wanted to be a super-hero.”