I’m afraid I haven’t blogged
for a couple of weeks – sadly there have been not one but two deaths in my real
man’s family and we have been both very busy and very sad, also away from home.
As I haven’t cooked much this
seems a good opportunity to have a bit of a rant about something that has been
irritating me for about 20 years, especially as I am already in a bad mood.
British cooks seem to have a
bad rap in the States which I feel to be ironic to say the least and just one of
several reasons this is ironic is the prevalence of “recipes" like these
in books, magazines and on the web.
Creamy Pineapple Dessert kind of Thing!
1 large can crushed or chunk pineapple
with juice
1 large box sugar free, fat free vanilla pudding mix
8 oz cool whip
1 large box sugar free, fat free vanilla pudding mix
8 oz cool whip
~ Mix together and chill.
Vanilla pudding
mix contains ...
modified food starch, less than 2% of natural and artificial flavour, salt, disodium phosphate and tetrasodiam pyrophosphate, mono and diglyceries, yellow 5, yellow 6, articificial colour, BHA
Cool Whip
contains...
hydrogenated vegetable oil, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skimmed milk, light cream, and less than 2% sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavour, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, and beta carotene
Why not just do this?
~ Drain the pineapple well.
~ Whisk some double or heavy cream together with a few drops of vanilla extract or rum plus sugar to taste. Icing (confectioners) sugar will make for a smooth finish but soft brown sugar will add more flavour.
~ Fold in the pineapple and chill till needed.
~ Whisk some double or heavy cream together with a few drops of vanilla extract or rum plus sugar to taste. Icing (confectioners) sugar will make for a smooth finish but soft brown sugar will add more flavour.
~ Fold in the pineapple and chill till needed.
Even better make this Caramelised Pineapple and Rum Sauce and fold into whipped cream (home whipped, not the spray stuff!).
Incredible (no kidding!) Melted Ice-Cream Cake
Here is the list of ingredients which is all I need to make
my point – you can find the recipe here, on the highly esteemed American Epicurious site.
vegetable oil spray for misting the pan
flour for dusting the pan
1 package (18.25 ounces) plain white cake mix
2 cups melted ice cream, your choice of flavor
3 large eggs
Chocolate Marshmallow Frosting
I’m not
sure about the above recipe but I have made cake from melted ice cream (you may remember there has been a lot of ice cream in my life) and all I did was
mix about 165g self-raising flour into 225g of ice cream (melted). Sometimes I
have added something else as appropriate – chocolate chips, fruit, nuts
etc. Bake for about 40-45 minutes at 180ºC/350°F/160ºC
fan/gas 4.
Speaking of plain white cake
mix (they have yellow cake mix too) how about this little beauty?
Why not just make a
cake? There’s loads of quick and easy
recipes about, like this simple sponge cake from the Beeb.
A “recipe” for Strawberry Fudge
This contained just two ingredients ...
Candy Melts contain ...
sugar, partially hydrogenated palm kernel oil, whole milk solids, non-fat dry milk solids, emulsifier (E122), salt, artificial vanilla flavour
Having read a bit about
Candy Melts it seems that some good white chocolate makes a far superior
alternative.
The frosting contains ...
sugar, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, corn syrup, corn starch, color added Including red 40, salt, mono- and diglycerides, modified corn starch, artificial flavor, polysorbate 60, potassium sorbate, soy lecithin, citric acid, sodium citrate
I don’t have an alternative
recipe immediately to hand but think I might prefer no fudge to all that stuff!
Beef “Casserole”
So far all my examples have
been for sweet things but savoury dishes suffer from the same perviness. Many
American recipes call for a can of chicken (or sometimes mushroom) soup as the
liquid and I can see that this could work
depending on what is in the soup, of course – so perhaps not in this case; beef “casserole” with chicken soup in it! Incidentally casserole means something different in the US to the
UK, generally speaking here we meal a stew and there they mean a baked dish often with a cripsy topping. See here for how to make a real stew, braise or casserole.
1½ lbs ground beef
8 oz sour cream
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
2 cans cream of chicken soup
½ an onion
2 canned corn
1 pkg Crispy Crowns (frozen)
8 oz sour cream
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
2 cans cream of chicken soup
½ an onion
2 canned corn
1 pkg Crispy Crowns (frozen)
potatoes, vegetable oil, salt, corn flour, dextrose, disodium dihydrogen pyrophosphate, onions, natural flavoring, corn maltodextrin and autolysed yeast
Anyhoo – that’s enough of that and you get the gist. I started looking up some of the longer words and read of cancer and liver enlargement, autism and so on – scary. (Here's the link, it’s a useful site to check on unfamiliar ingredients.)
Why,
oh why, would anyone make “food” from so many chemicals when real cooking is
not that difficult, probably cheaper and you know what’s gone into it? I did
see one recipe that boasted
so maybe that’s the problem; fear of measuring - cowards!
Eating pure real food is just one of 7 Excellent Reasons to Learn to Cook - have a look here.
“no flour or fancy measuring required, because
we’re using cake mix”
so maybe that’s the problem; fear of measuring - cowards!
Eating pure real food is just one of 7 Excellent Reasons to Learn to Cook - have a look here.
In Other News ...
Still lovely weather down here in Cornwall – our primroses are still in flower and this is Charlestown this afternoon.
Still lovely weather down here in Cornwall – our primroses are still in flower and this is Charlestown this afternoon.
