velidewrites

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
separatist-apologist

Anonymous asked:

i'm gonna list my hear me outs and do expect your judgement lol:

hexxus from ferngully

general grevious

bowser

noxzema from to wong foo

drake and rocko from pebble and the penguin

bugbear, specifically the merchant at moonrise towers in bg3

audrey 2

diva, the blue alien from fifth element

nigel thornberry

paul smecker (both in and out of drag) from the boondock saints

lord of darkness from legend (i think this is like the 4th tim curry character i listed so maybe it's just him lol)

separatist-apologist answered:

Anon you had me at Bowser. I’m seeing only correct opinions here- they don’t understand us. They don’t get it. We are but islands across a vast ocean of “that’s weird”, swaying in a breeze. We are free

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
shallyne
cursedeclipse

feyre's attraction to rhys in early acotar will never not be funny and most pleasing to me

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tamlin very obviously doesn't like rhys and feyre is still blushing at rhys having a sexy voice like ooo i'd be sick jfgshnkjfn

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FEYRE CONTROL ITT

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can't help but to add that he has a "perfect face." mind you her man who hates him is three feet away, being taunted in his own home fdjkshgskjg

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she's in pain here...

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"slid along my bones, warming my blood" oh, i'm sure

these are only a few examples of many where she's attracted to rhys even when she supposedly hates him. not even including how many times she thinks about being drawn to him and being able to be more honest and herself with him than anyone.

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#REAL lovers

Anonymous asked:

stop, you guys are making me blush

I used your beautiful artistic rendition of Yurgirsand as profile for months yk, sometimes I can still hear him singing

ALSO I only downloaded this forsaken app back because MB wouldn't stop telling me to come harass her here so it's nice to know I also rent a little space in your minds

(tumblr fucked up the first asks I tried to send so if you see a cropped weird version of this no you do not)

- your very humble, favorite anon

I just really love your beautiful mind

AND I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE

Anonymous asked:

Has any of the brothers engaged in sex with the same sex? Because some of them give that vibe for sure 🤯

Oh yeah for sure! Canonically (in the canon that exists in my head) all of them have. None of them have been in committed relationships, though - with anyone - except for Ulric, who was with Tamlin for a few years pre-messy breakup.

Anonymous asked:

Well to be fair you called me many things, like, vanbeetle anon, worm anon, yurgirsand anon which is my bagde of honor, now would be what, Marcel LazyTongueQuickSmoke anon?

It's getting hard to keep up with all my titles

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD @separatist-apologist are you seeing?? Yurgirsand Anon is back!!

THE LEGEND THE VISIONARY you were ALSO vanbeetle???? this is CRAZY i hope you know you're responsible for MB and mine daddy yurgir agenda