You are the Stab Wizard—you create magic by stabbing. Fire? Stab the air so hard it ignites. Teleportation? Stab a hole in reality and tear it open. Explosion? Stab an atom to split it apart. The other wizards are unsure what to make of this.
only thing that comes to mind today.
Question: What is the greatest magic of all?
Answer: Friendship, right?
[B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)
DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)
Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.
“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”
“A classic. Congratulations.”
“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”
“Effective. Next?”
“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”
“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”
Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism
“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”
“I see it also gave you… ah…”
“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”
“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”
“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”
“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”
“Oh yes.”
“I was trying to
find a more diplomatic
way to bring it up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Fuck it.
Untwink the elves.
Me, drinking wine and writing for larp after spending a day being a serious adult at work.
Being in a polycule solves so many problems… I think we are really one (1) person away from being an autonomous and 100% functional DnD team with no scheduling issues…
I will need more people to organize the larp I am currently wirting tho. That’s what friends are for ^^
Also, a good day to everyone out there!
Reblog to cast healing for your homies.
I did a thing! About Nyarlathoteps forms. I'm still bad in eng translation, so i hope i did it not that bad
Also last page that i've changed - bunch of nyarlas