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2008

IF THERE IS FREEDOM OF INFORMATION - CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
MANKIND - WOULD GOD HAVE KEPT HIS RECEIPT.
THE COST OF LIVING HAS NOT AFFECTED ITS POPULARITY.
WHEN WILL WE SEE HUMAN RIGHTS MADE IN CHINA.
DEMOCRACY SHOULD COME BY FOOT AND NOT BY TANK.
OUTSIDE THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER.
A ROCKET IS NOT A SHIELD - IT'S A WEAPON.
PROMISES IN US ELECTIONS - "I HEREBY DECLARE I WILL BE ON TV A LOT".
WHY SETTLE FOR A FIVE-STAR HOTEL - WHEN YOU CAN SLEEP UNDER A THOUSAND STAR SKY.
BREAD AND GAMES - I THINK THE PEOPLE WOULD PREFER BREAD AND RIGHTS.
LOESJE - FOR THE FREEDOM TO DENY THE EXISTENCE OF BORDERS AND NATIONALITY.
>>NO FUTURE<< SAID THE PUNK AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A HIPPY.
COMPUTER SURVEILLANCE - NOW EUROPE WANTS TO BE LIKE CHINA.
NEW STRATEGY - PEACE ON TERROR.
IT'S NOT ENOUGH WITH IMAGINARY RIGHTS.
ALTERNATIVE ECONOMY - WE HAVE MORE TO SHARE THAN TO SELL.
PEACE OF MIND - TAKE A LITTLE RISK.
REAL TERRORISTS - BUILD UP WALLS.
THE PERSPECTIVE DOES NOT WAIT AT THE HORIZON.
POVERTY - ONE WOULD ALMOST BLAME THE RICH.
WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO FORMULATE A PROBLEM.
WHY NOT MAXIMUM SALARY.
NORTH AFRICAN REFUGEES - >>WE DON'T NEED A BOAT - WE NEED AN ISLAND<<.
SUSTAINABILITY - MY KIDBROTHER CHASED THE SAME GIRL ALL YEAR.

2007

DEMOCRACY - WHO PUT THIS APPLAUSE MACHINE AT RANDOM
DIGITAL LIFE - MEASURE YOUR MEMORIES IN BITS
X-MAS TREE - THIS YEAR WE PLACE IT ON THE DESKTOP
"I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE" - "YES WE KNOW"
CLIMATE CHANGE - PENGUINS SHOULD LEARN TO FLY ANYWAY
CLIMATE CHANGE - ATTITUDE CHANGE WOULD HELP FOR SURE
BANANAS TRAVEL EVEN MORE THAN I DO
NATURAL RESOURCES WHAT IF COFFEE ENDS
WAKE YOUR ALARM CLOCK BEFORE IT WAKES YOU
COULD I ALSO PAY IN CULTURAL WEALTH
SNOWHUNTING SEASON OPENED
HOTSPOT MY BOYFRIEND'S BED
GOOD NIGHT BETTER NIGHT BEST NIGHT
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A LEADER BUT THE SHEEP JUST KEPT COMING
INDIVIDUALISING GLOBAL WORLD AND THE LABEL SAID >> MADE BY LEE HO FUNG <<
WHAT DOES THE KIND - IN HUMAN KIND STAND FOR
DO I NEED A BANANA - TO USE A CONDOM
IS THE EARTH STILL ROUND - IF ONE SIDE DEVELOPS FASTER
IF YOU HAVE LIT UP YOUR FIRE - GIVE THE MATCHES TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU
THE CAR DRIVER MEANS I EXHALE TOO MUCH CO2 WHEN I RIDE MY BICYCLE
FAIR TRADE - TO MAKE UNFAIRNESS A FAIRY TALE
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP - IN THE MIDDLE OF KISSING - I WAS BOOTED OFFLINE
DOUBLE PASSPORT - IT WOULD BE GREAT TO COLLECT THEM ALL
MY LIFE DOESN'T FIT IN MY CV
AFTER SEEING THE NEWS - DO YOU HAVE MORE ANSWERS OR QUESTIONS
TURN OFF THE LIGHT - MY ICE CREAM IS MELTING
WHICH MUSIC IS PLAYING ON YOUR STEREO TYPE
G8 - THE SUMMIT IS SITTING SO HIGH - THAT WE CAN SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING UNDER THE TABLE
ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION - AFTER WATCHING THE NEWS AUNT RITA RAN OUTSIDE WITH HER VACUUM CLEANER
LAST WEEK I JUMPED INTO MY TV TO SEE WHAT IS IN IT
GET A TICKET - FOR YOUR PLACE IN THE TRAFFIC JAM
IF YOU COUNT ALL THE KM TRAVELLED BETWEEN YOUR HOUSE AND WORK - YOU COULD ALSO BE IN HAWAII
WHO HAS BUILT THIS SPRINKLER INSTALLATION IN MY LAPTOP
PALESTINE - THE NUMBER OF CASUALTIES ALMOST EQUALS THE NUMBER OF COUNTRIES THAT EXPRESS THEIR CONCERN
INTEGRATION - HOW COME TARZAN GOT ACCEPTED IN THE JUNGLE
THEY TEACH US ABOUT HUNDREDS OF WARS - WHY NOT ABOUT HOW TO AVOID ONE
IF YOU LAUGH INSTEAD OF SMOKE - YOUR NEIGHBOURS MIGHT NOT MIND IF IT SPREADS TO THEIR TABLES
ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS - SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE COMPUTERS
HITCHHIKING - IF I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD - I SHOW BOTH THUMBS
CHILD SOLDIERS - AT WHAT AGE ARE PEOPLE OLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT
CAMPING IN THE RAIN - THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE DISHES
STOP DREAMING ABOUT THAT KNIGHT - AND PUT ON YOUR SHINING ARMOUR
CUTTING DEFENSE EXPENSES - A WHITE FLAG ISN'T THAT EXPENSIVE
PRIORITY LIST - I ALWAYS HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN
PLAY WITH RULES
LOOK LESS INTO THE MIRROR - AND MORE INTO STRANGERS' EYES
I'M A WORLDAHOLIC
YES I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU SAID - I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN
BURMA - IDEALS ARE BULLET PROOF
LET'S ADD COLOUR - TO ALL WHITE HOUSES
BUY NOTHING DAY - EMPTY SHOPPING BAGS CAN BE VERY FULFILLING
AFTER BRAINSTORM - COMES SUNSHINE
WHY ARE HUMAN RIGHTS - NOT AN OLYMPIC EVENT
SUMMER - DO YOU WANT LEAVES WITH THAT
ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY - BUT YOU WERE
I'VE STARTED A CLUB TO LICK THE POLES BEFORE THEY MELT
FOR SALE - BRAZIL (NOT FURNISHED)
McDONALD'S RESTYLE - IT'S LIKE A MONKEY PUTTING ON MAKE-UP AND TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL BUT IS STILL A MONKEY
IF YOU ALWAYS WEAR A MASK - HOW CAN YOU RECOGNIZE THE MIRROR
DON'T BE AFRAID OF MY DARK SIDE - I ALWAYS KEEP THE LIGHT ON IN THE CORRIDOR
DREAMS ARE LIKE ICE CREAM - SWEET - SOFT - AND I ALWAYS WANT SOME MORE

2006

EVERY SUN SHINES DIFFERENTLY
THERE IS SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL IN FRONT OF THIS POSTER
IF MONEY MEANS FREEDOM / WHY DOESN'T THE WIND HAVE POCKETS
WHEN LIFE PUTS STONES IN YOUR WAY / BUILD SOMETHING NICE OUT OF THEM
I'LL KNIT YOU GLOVES / IF YOU PROMISE ME A WINTER
EEK THERE SHE IS AGAIN WITH HER COLD FEET
SHHH DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC TOO
LAST NIGHT MY IMAGINATION DANCED TANGO WITH REALITY
I DECLARE THIS STREET ART
WHAT IF FREEDOM OF SPEECH WAS A RELIGION
SHOULD THE PRICE OF THE GAS DETERMINE THE WARMTH OF YOUR HOME
I AM AS REAL AS YOU WANT ME TO BE
HUMAN RIGHTS SIMPLE NEEDS SHOULDN'T BE A DREAM
AREN'T THERE A BIT TOO MANY DEAD BIRDS LYING IN THE SUPERMARKET
WINTER SLEEP WHEN THE BEARS WAKE UP THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE MISSED
MUSLIM CHRISTIAN ATHEIST WE ALL SHARE THE SAME HEAVEN AND THE OZONE LAYER WITH THAT HOLE IN IT
DEVELOP CULTURE SHARE CUSTOMS
WHY DO SO MANY AMERICANS WALK AROUND FREELY IN GUANTANAMO BAY WITHOUT A SINGLE PROSECUTION
IF YOU COULD GIVE YOUR TEACHER A GRADE WOULD SHE PASS HER EXAM
LET'S FILL ALL THE OIL PIPELINES WITH WATER TO SOLVE THE DROUGHT
HAMMOCK FLEXIBLE WORKING SPACE
CLEANERS EARN MORE THAN POLLUTERS
IF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE CONSIDERED CRIMINALS HOW CORRUPT IS OUR ECONOMY
HOW MANY OF US BELONG TO ONLY ONE CULTURE
ARE HUMANS RIGHTS DEPENDING ON HUMAN WRONGS
POWER TO THE WORLD LOVERS INSTEAD OF THE WORLD LEADERS
GENETIC MODIFICATION MAYBE THEY CAN GIVE THAT SWEET CORN SOME BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES TOO
CENCORSHIP CAN HIDE THE TRUTH BUT CANNOT MAKE IT DISAPPEAR
LET'S HAVE A FAIR PLAY AWARDS IN POLITICS
I WOULD PREFER THE SEAL AND WHALE HUNTERS TO HUNT EACH OTHER
TODAY IS ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO EXPERIENCE THE UNEXPECTED
MID SUMMER 1001 FAIRYTALES IN ONE NIGHT
SLEEPING OUTSIDE IS FUN IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO
FREE YOUR MIND IT WILL BE GRATEFUL
SOME RUMORS ARE TOO GOOD NOT TO MAKE THEM REALITY
WHAT DOES GLOBALISATION TASTE LIKE
TOP SALARIES IN PUBLIC SERVICES IT'S LIKE THE MANAGER EATS THE PIE AND DIVIDES THE CHERRY
I DON'T NEET A GARDEN I SHARE A PARK
TRAFFIC JAMS CHALLENGE THE DRIVERS AROUND YOU IN A FUNNY FACES CONTEST
WHY DO WE NEED SO EXPENSIVE ADVERTISING FOR CHEAP DETERGENT
YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU GET ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY
IS FOOTBALL MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR GOALS
WHERE ARE THE MOUNTAINS
RAINBOWS WOULD BE BORING IF THEY ONLY HAD ONE COLOUR
GOOD NEWS WORLDWIDE MORE AND MORE PEOPLE REFUSE TO BE UNHAPPY
MORE PRESENTS LESS PRESIDENTS
FEELING OF INSECURITY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SUDDENLY MY HEART WAS STOLEN
THE SOURCE OF THE NILE WAS MERELY DISCOVERED BY PEOPLE SWIMMING AGAINST THE STREAM
ISRAEL LEBANON ONE MORE BOMB AND THE EARTH IS FLAT AGAIN
DO YOU THINK THE CITY IS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY
MY SUMMER FLIRTS ARE ALL CAMPING ON MY SOFA NOW
BIOMETRIC PASSPORTS ALWAYS CARRY YOUR MINI-ME ON YOU
FOOD SCANDALS I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET WORSE THAN UNCLE HARRY'S KITCHEN
THE BIGGER THE EU THE MORE SPACE FOR IMMIGRANTS
WINTER SLEEP ONLY IF I CAN STAY UP ALL SUMMER
A DEAL WITH PUTIN YOU CAN WRITE WHAT YOU LIKE I CAN CENSOR WHAT I LIKE
A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
50 MILLION EUROS FOR A HOUSE ON THE MOON AND I THOUGHT THE RENTS WERE EXPENSIVE HERE ON EARTH
SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO PLAN A LOT SHE SAID AND THREW HER AGENDA ON THE FIRE
POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS I DON'T WANT NICE SMALL STORIES SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP
ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING I CAN STILL GROW the kid brother of Loesje
RUMOR / THE POPE WILL DO RESEARCH IF DARWIN IS MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE
WORLD AIDS DAY THE ONLY THING UNHEALABLE SHOULD BE LOVE
FAST FOOD / HE ATE SO FAST HE WAS FINISHED BEFORE HE BEGAN
THE MEANING OF LIFE / WHY DOES EVERYONE TALK ABOUT IT IN THE SINGULAR
THE NEXT CLIMATE MEETING WILL BE EVEN WARMER
RUSSIAN GAS PIPES / USA IS TRYING TO CONQUER THE SURFACE OF THIS WORLD WHILE RUSSIA THE UNDERGROUND
BUREAUCRACY KILLED THE DINOSAURS

2005

2005 / THE LONGER YOU WAIT FOR THE FUTURE / THE SHORTER IT WILL BE
IF YOU WANT THE CITY TO SMILE / TICKLE THE STREETS
BUYING LOVE IS AS STUPID AS LOVING MONEY
IRAQ / IF DEMOCRACY IS BASED ON THE PEOPLE WHY FORCE IT
HOW MANY DISASTERS DO WE NEED TO UNITE HUMANITY
GREAT IDEAS GET EVEN BETTER / WHEN YOU SHARE THEM
THOSE WHO DON'T DARE TO DREAM / SLEEP MOST OF THE DAY
SNOWFLAKES / COLLECT THEM ALL
WHEN I SAID I WOULD CROSS THE SEVEN SEAS FOR HER / I DIDN'T MEAN SHE HAD TO GO THERE the boyfriend of Loesje
GLOBALISATION / DOES THAT COUNT FOR REFUGEES TOO
EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / IS THAT A KIND OF DECLARATION / OF CAPITAL RIGHTS
2016 / THE ONLY PLACE WHERE SMOKING IS STILL ALLOWED / IS THE INDUSTRIAL AREA
SHORT MESSAGE SERVICE / LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
THOSE GRAY SKIES ARE JUST A CHALLENGE / FOR OPTIMISM
FOR MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL / MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED ME A BOYFRIEND the grandma of Loesje
ART IS ALREADY IN THE STREETS / SHALL WE PUT CARS IN THE MUSEUMS
IF YOU DON'T TRUST THE REFEREE / SET YOUR OWN GOALS
AND ONE MORNING WE PAINTED ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS / RED
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE YOUR KITCHEN IS / IF YOU ARE A BAD COOK
I'M MORE THAN / A NAME / A NUMBER / A SEX / A SLOGAN
GREY HAIR DOESN'T MEAN / YOU LOSE YOUR COLOURFUL THOUGHTS
MIND / OPEN 24H
ALL THE TIME LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL / AND THEN I FOUND OUT / IT COULD BE A GUY kidbrother of Loesje
ASCENSION DAY / SO THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A HOLE IN THE OZON LAYER
HOW SILLY / MY PASSPORT DOESN'T LEAVE ANY SPACE FOR A TRAVEL DIARY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK / TO SHOW YOUR OPINION
WAKING UP IN THE MORNING / IS MY FAVOURITE EXTREME SPORT
SHOW ME THE BORDERS / AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CROSS THEM
MEDIA TODAY IS EVEN MORE BLACK AND WHITE / THAN EARLY PHOTOGRAPHY EVER WAS
WHY NOT BE OPEN MINDED / INSTEAD OF POLITICALLY CORRECT
AND THAN THE MINISTERS SAID TO GO / "YOU ARE SITTING IN OUR CHAIR"
XENOPHOBIA / YOU SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU
YOU ARE A BEAUTY MARK
FINAL EXAMS / THAT'S WHAT THEY ALSO SAID LAST YEAR the kid brother of Loesje
IS THERE A SPEED LIMIT ON LOVE
WHY DO MOST FOOD TRANSPORTS / STILL GO THE OPPOSITE WAY
I DON'T WANT A STRONG EUROPE / I WANT A SOFT WORLD
WHERE CAN I EXCHANGE MY PASSPORT / FOR A WORLD ATLAS
TURN WALLS INTO DOORS
DOES THE COUNTRY WHERE YOU LIVE / DECIDE WHICH DREAMS YOU HAVE
OIL CRISIS / USE THE OIL FOR COOKING / AND CREATIVITY FOR TRAVELING
NEW ORLEANS / SHOULD WE FIND A SCAPEGOAT / OR TAKE ACTION ON CLIMATE CHANGE
RAIN IS MORE BEAUTIFUL / IF YOU LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF THE DROPS
MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS WIRELESS / BUT THEY CANCELLED THE BUS LINE
IF WE DON'T HAVE ELECTIONS SOON / IT WILL NEVER BE MY TIME TO RULE
SEXIST COMMERCIALS / I ONLY BUY PRODUCTS WITHOUT SEX APPEAL
TODAY I WENT TO THE TOWN HALL / AND ON ALL THE FORMS THERE WAS JUST SPACE FOR POETRY
LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD / INSTEAD OF GENES
CANCELLATION OF DEBTS / DON'T THE RICH COUNTRIES OWE THE POOR ONES MORE
HOMOPHOBIA / IS THE POPE ASHAMED OF HIS LOVE FOR GOD
CHILDREN ARE OFTEN THE FIRST / TO SEE THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
TRANSFORM SUSPICION / INTO CURIOSITY
IF EVERY DROP WAS A WORD / HOW MANY STORIES WOULD FALL ON THE STREETS
LET MORE FREE SPEECH / LIVE ON THE STREETS
A FRIGHTENED SOCIETY / IS PRETTY SAFE / FOR POLITICIANS
IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU WILL SEE ENOUGH EXCUSES TO BE LATE
EUROPEAN CULTURE / MADE IN CHINA
FRANCE / DOES INTEGRATION ALSO INCLUDE PROTEST CULTURE
I SENT MY MOTHER TO A COURSE IN DISOBEDIENCE
ALSO FAR AWAY / THE PEOPLE WANT TO RULE THEMSELVES
WHEN THE SUN SLEEPS / IT'S TIME TO DANCE IN THE DARK
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY FRIENDSHIPS / START AT THE BUS STOP
SOMETIMES I WISH / MY FACE WOULDN'T USE ITS FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
POLITICIANS CAN REMOVE DEMOCRATIC RIGHTS / FASTER THAN TERRORISTS
STAGNATION / NOW WE HAVE TIME TO SPREAD THE MONEY EQUAL

2004

RUMOUR / WEAPONS OF / MASS HYPNOSIS ARE FOUND IN THE USA
COMMERCIALS / DO YOU ALREADY FEEL SOLD OUT
HOW CAN ONE BE AGAINST ABORTION BUT FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
EUROPEAN INTEGRATION / SPREAD WEALTH / AND PEOPLE
COUSIN CARL IS ALREADY ORGANIZING COURSES IN SELF DEFENSE AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
LET THE NEXT FEMINISTIC WAVE BE AMONG MEN
2004 / WILL REALITY COME CLOSER TO THE TRUTH
RUMOURS HAVE A RICH SEX LIFE
SCHOOL / WHERE REALITY / IS CUT IN PIECES AND PUT IN SQUARES
STOCK MARKET / THE VALUE OF HUMAN RIGHTS JUST WENT UP 5 POINTS
THE PSYCHIATRIST SAID THAT MY OPTIMISM WASN'T CONTROLLABLE
IF LOVE WOULD JUST FOR A MOMENT DWELL IN OUR HEARTS INSTEAD OF IN OUR MOUTHS
USA / DO THEY STILL HAVE ANY DEMOCRACY LEFT FOR THEMSELVES
A BIRD DOES NOT SING BECAUSE IT HAS ANSWERS / IT SINGS BECAUSE IT HAS A SONG
COMMERCIALS / DO YOU SOMETIMES DESIRE NOTHING AS WELL
PEACE NEVER RESPECTS BORDERS
PALESTINA / IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE SUPPRESSED / HE WOULD HAVE MADE THE ELEPHANTS LARGER
INTEGRATION / SIMPLY GOES EASIER WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME
DOMINO EFFECT / ONCE YOU DROP ONE GOOD IDEA / THE REST WILL FOLLOW
MY GRANDMOTHER STILL THINKS THE EU IS A NEW RELIGION
IT'S TIME FOR A COMMISSION FOR INTERNATIONAL OPTIMISM
ISN'T THE BIGGEST CRIME AGAINST HUMAN RIGHTS TO DECLARE PEOPLE ILLEGAL
EU ENLARGEMENT / OF COURSE THERE IS ALWAYS THE DANGER OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH NEW COUNTRIES AND CULTURES
UNEMPLOYMENT / THE HOURS ARE GOOD BUT THE WAGES SUCK
FREEDOM IS A CHOICE / NOT A COMMERCIAL
I'M NOT POOR JUST BECAUSE I'M BROKE
SCHOOL LEAVES TOO LITTLE TIME TO DISCOVER THE WORLD
HOLIDAY / TIME TO TEST THE NEW BORDERS
STRESS / DO THE PLANETS HURRY TO CIRCLE AROUND THE SUN
IF EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE YOUNG / IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUTH SERIOUS
BE READY TO BE SURPRISED
ONCE THEY'VE CLONED JOHN LENNON / WAR WILL BE OVER
I'M RIGHT HERE / BEHIND YOUR PREJUDICES
IS TIME THE ONLY THING YOU'RE WAITING FOR
MEDIA / 99,9% OF WHAT HAPPENS / ISN'T ON THE NEWS
Loesje / FROM THE BARRICADES STRAIGHT INTO THE CLOUDS
SUMMER / LET'S CROSS THE BORDERS OF THE EUROPEAN DREAM
IF YOU LISTEN TO THE POLITICIANS / YOU MIGHT THINK WE ARE ALL TERRORISTS
THE NEW DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ / AND THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED A PRE-EMPTIVE WAR
PUBLIC SPACE / THOSE FACES OF CONFUSION ARE PRICELESS / the street artist of Loesje
IF YOU LOSE YOUR MIND / THERE'S MORE SPACE LEFT FOR POETRY
LIFE HAS MORE MEANING THAN YOU CAN FIT IN A HOLY BOOK
IF ADVENTURE DOESN'T WAIT ON THE DOORSTEP / CLIMB OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW
ELECTIONS / I MIXED UP THE POLITICAL PROGRAM WITH MY SHOPPING LIST
WHOSE NEEDS / DO YOU SATISFY
NOW IT'S TIME FOR OLD PEOPLE / TO PUT THEIR YOUNG IDEAS INTO PRACTICE
DON'T LET SCHOOL / GET IN THE WAY OF GOOD EDUCATION
TAKE THE SAME BUS / TO A DIFFERENT JOB
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A HURRICANE / TO TURN THINGS AROUND
AUTUMN FLU / I SHOULD STAY IN / BUT THE WEATHER IS TOO EXCITING the grandmother of Loesje
MISCONCEPTION / WHEN A POSTER ON A TRASH CAN BOTHERS YOU MORE / THAN THE GARBAGE LYING AROUND IT
OF COURSE THE LAWS ARE ALWAYS FUNCTIONAL / THE ONLY QUESTION IS / FOR WHOM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS / BUT I KNOW I'M IN IT
LET'S GIVE THE INDIVIDUAL THE SPACE TO GROW / INSTEAD OF THE ECONOMY
BERLIN / 15 YEARS WITHOUT A WALL / TIME TO FILL THE GAP
EUROPEAN COMMISSION / MAYBE THEY DON'T KNOW WE ARE READY FOR DEMOCRACY
STARVING OR ON A DIET
LONELY AT THE TOP / AND THEN HE NOTICED HE WAS STANDING ON THE WRONG MOUNTAIN
LOVE CAN BE THE END OF YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEMS / AND SO CAN I
WHEN YOU PRESERVE PROGRESSIVE THOUGHTS / THEY MIGHT BECOME CONSERVATIVE
UKRAINE / IF DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK / THE PEOPLE WILL
LET'S STOP INTEGRATING / AND START LIVING TOGETHER
GOOD TIMES ARE AHEAD / NO WAIT A MINUTE / THEY ARE ALREADY HERE
MONEY IS FLAT / THE WORLD IS ROUND
WHAT'S NAIVE ABOUT WANTING WORLD PEACE FOR CHRISTMAS
IS IT THE EXTREMISTS / OR THE MEDIA / THAT BLOWS THINGS UP

2003

20 0 3 / DON'T FORGET TO STAND STILL / EVERY NOW AND THEN / TO ADMIRE TH E V I E W
CAN YOU REMEMBER YOUR VICTORIES / WITHOUT > FORGETTING YOUR LOSSES
WHAT DO YOU MEAN / CRISIS /Loesje's cousin Carl
KYOTO / MOTHER NATURE / NEEDS EMANCIPATION
GOD HAS RETIRED / BUT THE POPE IS BUSY CLONING HIM
EVERYTHING FOR WAR AGAINST IRAQ IS THERE / EXCEPT FOR A REASON
DOES THE SECURITY COUNCIL / HAVE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE USA / ONCE THEY HAVE SAVED THE WORLD
UNCLE HARRY THOUGHT HE UNDERSTOOD EMANCIPATION AND BOUGHT HIS WIFE A DISHWASHER
CARNIVAL THIS YEAR I GO AS AN OPINION
FEWER CHAIRS MORE DANCING
ALL THESE WEAPONS OF MISUNDERSTANDING
MY LIFE IS MY DAILY ART
LIFE ON EARTH IS EXPENSIVE / BUT IT INCLUDES A FREE TRIP AROUND THE SUN
FOR MORE QUESTIONS TO POP UP
IF THE PUBLIC OPINION DOESN'T MATTER / IT'S TIME FOR NEW ELECTIONS
IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO DISARM / WHEN YOU RECEIVE > BOMBS ON A DAILY BASIS
SPRING MANAGES WHAT VALENTINE'S DAY COULDN'T
SURREALISM / LOSING CAPITAL YOU NEVER HAD
MAKE UNEMPLOYMENT / A PRIME CULTURAL PERIOD>
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CHASE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE TO GO
FAILED MY SCHOOL EXAMS / COULDN'T EXPEL MY FANTASY
INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR BETTER TIMES / YOU BETTER CREATE THEM
DON'T KEEP THE PEACE / SHARE IT
WTO IMF EU GATS NATO / PWR HDS BHND CRNMS / LSJ
SPRING CLEANING / STARTS WITH FRESH AIR IN YOUR HEAD
HOMOPHOBIA / SHOULDN'T YOU BE MORE FRIGHTENED / TO LET TRUE LOVE SLIDE
SECURITY MEASURES / AUNTY RITA HAS ALREADY ARRANGED FOR 5 PEOPLE TO WATER THE PLANTS DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS
HOW CAN A TREE BELIEVE IT'S A FOREST
IT'S AN ART OF NOT TAKING A NAP AFTER YOUR PUBERTY
DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR A PRICE / YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BUY IT AT YOURSELF
HOLIDAY PLANS / LEAVE SOME ROOM IN YOUR CAR FOR A REFUGEE
UNEMPLOYED / MAKING ENDS MEET IS A DAY JOB AS WELL
FAIR TRADE / WOULDN'T IT BE MORE LOGICAL TO LABEL THE UNFAIR PRODUCTS
LOESJE / FOR THE RIGHT TO INTERPRET REALITY
PEACE PLAN / BECAUSE PALESTINES ALSO NEED GROUND TO BE ABLE TO TAKE STEPS
WHEREVER YOU ARE / THE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE THINKS WITH YOU
EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / HASN'T THE USA GOTTEN A VETO IN THAT ALREADY
ISN'T THE WORLD GETTING SMALL WITH ALL THOSE FORGOTTEN COUNTRIES
ACCORDING TO MY FATHER THE SUMMERS ARE GETTING HOTTER IF YOU ASK ME HE'S GETTING BALDER
CAMERA ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE / I PREFER A PORTABLE TOILET ON IT
I TAUGHT THE SHEEP / TO COUNT THEMSELVES
IF YOUR COUNTRY DOESN'T ACCEPT THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT / YOU STILL CAN
TODAY I DO IT DIFFERENTLY / THE MOUSE THOUGHT / AND CHASED THE CAT
FREEDOM OF SPEECH / NOT ONLY FOR THOSE THAT CAN AFFORD IT
FORGET THE COUNTRIES / LIVE THE WORLD
IF YOU CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM YOUR SINS / YOU BETTER RELISH THEM / LOESJE'S kidbrother
IDENTITY / DO YOU NEED A PASSPORT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE
MISCOMMUNICATION /I COULD NEVER AGREE WITH MY FATHER on HOW MUCH 50 EUROS IS
THE TRAIN WAS SO LATE WE STARTED KISSING
WOULD THE POOR FORGET ABOUT US IF WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM
WHY WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND / TO HAVE FUN
AUTUMN / GIVE ME THOSE WONDERFUL SOCKS THAT REACH UP TO THE NOSE
INTEGRATION / EVEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS / LOESJE'S kidbrother
PROPOSAL / THOSE THAT DESTROY A COUNTRY AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE PROFIT ON REBUILDING IT
WILL LESS BORDERS / GIVE MORE FREEDOM
LET LIFE BE A JOURNEY / INSTEAD OF A GUIDED TOUR
FREE THE MARKET / BUY LESS
BETTER TO WEAR A HAT / THAN HAVING MY THOUGHTS CATCH A COLD
INTEGRATION / WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
AIDS / HOW MANY AFRICANS HAVE TO DIE FOR THE SINS OF THE CARDINALS
INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE / SUDDENLY MY OWN CULTURE BECAME CLEAR
DO YOU WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER 31ST / OR DO YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR NEW IDEALS
ROBBING A BANK / ISN'T THAT LIKE SOLVING AN ECONOMIC CRISIS / the kidbrother of
STABILITY PACT / AS LONG AS GERMANY AND FRANCE AGREE WITH EACH OTHER IT KEEPS PRETTY STABLE
EXTREME COMMERCIALS / SOUP SIMPLY TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU COOK NAKED
A PEACE PLAN BEHIND WALLS / IS LIKE WINDOW SHOPPING FOR CHRISTMAS
WINTER JEWELS / ICE CRYSTALS ON YOUR SMILE
SERBIA / >>NO WE DO HAVE A PARLIAMENT IT JUST CONSISTS OF 8 MILLION PEOPLE<<
HE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO BE RIGHT / THAT HE FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT
IF THE CLIMATE CHANGES ON A GLOBAL LEVEL / WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2002

REINCARNATION / MY BACK-UP PLAN
STRONG EURO / I WONDER WHEN THE FIRST AMERICAN BOMB WILL ACCIDENTALLY DROP ON THE EUROPEAN BANK
OIL PRICES IN EUROS / IRAN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO TEASE THE US
EVERYONE CAN WALK ON THE WATER IF ONLY IT'S COLD ENOUGH
IF THE GAP WIDENS THE BRIDGE HAS TO GET LONGER
VALENTINE'S DAY / HOW CAN I DO IT SECRETLY WITH MY NAME ON THE POSTER
I THOUGHT THE ONLY QUALIFICATION FOR HUMAN RIGHTS WAS TO BE A HUMAN
NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WILL GET PRIVATISED
OF ALL THE THINGS TO BELIEVE IN / WHY NOT YOURSELF
MY OWN RELIGION / I'LL PRAY TO MYSELF TOMORROW FIRST I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE TWO BEERS TO MYSELF
LOST / YOU'RE PROBABLY WHERE YOU LAST PUT YOURSELF
EASTER / JESUS WAS A REVOLUTIONARY NOT A CHICKEN
ELECTIONS / WHEN SILENCE IS YOUR VOTE IT'S EASY NOT TO BE HEARD
IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR WAR / HOW CROWDED WOULD IT BE
ISN'T HOW TO SOLVE IT A BETTER QUESTION THAN WHO DID IT
COUNTRIES WITHOUT McDONALD'S AND COCA COLA ARE PROBABLY SUPPORTING TERRORISM
MILOSEVIC / PUT ALL OUR MISTAKES IN ONE MAN AND WASH OUR HANDS OF IT
SLAVERY TRIAL / IF MY SALARY WAS 500 YEARS TO LATE I WOULD SUE AS WELL
IF EVERY DAY WAS LABOUR DAY I WOULD FINALLY GET SOME WORK DONE
POLITICIANS / IN A BIG MOUTH FIT MORE PEOPLE
DON'T FOLLOW IDEAS JUST WALK WITH THEM
THE DANGER OF GETTING BORED IS POSSIBILITY OF BECOMING CREATIVE
SHOULDN'T WE ALWAYS BE ALLOWED TO CHEER UP THE STEETS
BURN-OUT / KEEP LIGHTING THAT FIRE
RUMOUR / THE EU IS SECRETLY WORKING ON AN IDEAL WORLD
NO MAP / BUT SEVERAL WAYS
TOO MANY MONUMENTS / WEIGH DOWN ON THE FUTURE
WAKING UP / THAT CREATES SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS
GLOBALISATION / WHATEVER BRINGS US TOGETHER DON'T LET IT BE MONEY OR THE MILITARY
AGE IS NOT A VERY NICE WORD FOR EXPERIENCE
INDEPENDENT // ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PACK MY BACKPACK
SUMMER / ISN'T A SEASON IT'S A FEELING
SCHOOL / I'M A SUBJECT ALL BY MYSELF
WHEN YOU OVERSTEP THE LIMIT IT'S GONE
PLEASE MIND YOUR STEP / THERE ARE PEOPLE UNDER YOUR FEET
STOP ALIENATION INSIDE
AFTER THE ISLAM GOT PROHIBITED / GRANDMA WASN'T ALLOWED TO WALK WITH HER RAIN CAP ON THE STREETS
WHO NEEDS VIRTUAL REALITY IF YOU CAN JUST DREAM
JOHANNESBURG / LET'S BANKRUPT THE WORLD AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
WHEN THE TEACHER TELLS ME TO BE QUIET / I ALWAYS START TO WHISPER
HOW CAN LACK OF LIVING SPACE AND LONELINESS EXCIST AT THE SAME TIME
WHAT IF WE DROP THE BOMBS ONLY WHERE THEY ARE PRODUCED
EU/ IN A STRONG UNION THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD BE INVOLVED
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT BITTEN ON YOUR EAR
THE SAHARA SHRINKS / THOSE RAINFORESTS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE AGGRESSIVE
CLONES / DO YOU WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY YOURSELF
TICKLE THE POWER
THE WORLD IS TOO ROUND TO SIT SILENTLY IN THE CORNER
STRESS / OUT THROUGH THE DOOR / INTO THE WALL
PEOPLE FROM THE MOON / POLITICIANS FROM PLUTO
IF YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL / LOOK AGAIN
IF YOU CAN'T EAT MONEY / WHY BREAK YOUR TEETH ON IT
PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE / THAT WITH LESS RESPONSIBILTY / THEY ARE SAFER
THE REAL HEROES / ARE STILL SLEEPING
LOESJE / PRE-EMPTIVE TEXTS
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ICE CAPS / LEAVE YOUR CAR AT HOME
CLONING / LESS SPECTACULAR THAN SEX / Loesje's kidbrother
WHY KEEP YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
STOP / BREATHE / LOOK AT THE SKY / SMILE / DON'T STOP
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS ARE HIDDEN BETWEEN OLD AND NEW
EU EXTENSION / AND WILL THE CITIZENS JOIN
OIL DISASTERS / HOW UNLCE HARRY MAKES THE SALAD / Loesje's aunty Rita
BUSH IS SO SURE IRAQ HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION / HE MUST HAVE DELIVERED THEM HIMSELF

2001

AND SUDDENLY THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS DEPARTMENTS BOUGHT ALL THE BEEF
IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA FINANCIALLY / BUT IT SURE WAS NICE
HAPPIFIED AREA / DO NOT DISTURB
EUTHANASIA / NO WAY / IT WOULD MIX UP MY WHOLE REINCARNATION CYCLE
WANTED / MORE COMEDY ON THE WORLD STAGE
BUSH / THE KID WHO ALWAYS USED TO BUILD FENCES / AROUND HIS SANDCASTLES
DON'T CONSUME YOUR FEELINGS AWAY
PRIVATIZING / A PUBLIC QUESTION
MAKE MISTAKES / BUT MAKE THEM RIGHT
AS IF THE COWS CARE / WHAT THEY ARE KILLED FOR
BUSH VOTES FOR ABORTION / IN CASE OF GAY CHILDREN
BURNING NEWS / URANIUM BOMBS DO HAVE HEALTH EFFECTS ON THEIR TARGETS
RELIGION / AREN'T THE QUESTIONS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ANSWERS
ENEMIES / ARE THEY THE ONES WITH WRONG OPINIONS
NOT EVEN ALL THE MASCARA IN THE WORLD / COULD HIDE YOUR BEAUTY
BIBLE / ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT JESUS REALLY SAID
NEXT WEEK IN THE COOKING PROGRAMME / CLONE YOUR OWN PIZZA
PLEASANT SURPRISE / GOT A VALENTINE'S CARD YESTERDAY / IT HAD NO POSTCODE
BALKAN STATES / DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
STARTED COUNTING SHEEP / NOW I CAN'T SLEEP AT ALL
WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE / EVERY DATE IS A BIT OF A BLIND ONE
EVERY OPINION DESERVES AN ELECTRICITY BOX
BUSH IS STILL LOOKING FOR CARBON DIOXIDE ON HIS MAP
PLAYING IS ALLOWED ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE
I AM THE GUINEA PIG IN MY OWN LIFE
ELVIS DIDN'T DIE / WHY SHOULD YOU
DEMONSTRATION / GOT RUN OVER BY A CROWD OF JOURNALISTS AGAIN
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST WORKAHOLICS WHO DECIDE ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT REGULATIONS
SPACE SHIELD / I GUESS BUSH WANTS TO HIDE FROM HIS GOD
THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY WEIRD / IF FUN IS A THREAT TO THE ECONOMY
SUMMER JOB / LOOKING FOR MY SWIMMING TRUNKS IN MY ROOM
BERLUSCONI IS INTRODUCING A NEW KIND OF FOOD / SPAGHETTI MONOPOLY
AN ADVENTURE / NEVER COMES ALONE
MIDDLE EAST / WHEN WILL THE UN DECLARE THE WHOLE AREA A NO-RELIGION ZONE
BUSH - PUTIN MEETING IN SLOVENIA / GLOBAL PROMOTION FOR THE DEATH PENALTY AND NUCLEAR SUBMARINES
MIDSUMMER NIGHT / AFTER SUNSET THE POETS COME OUT OF THEIR CAVES
DESPITE THE RAIN THE COLD AND A BROKEN ALARMCLOCK GRANDPA DECIDED TO PROCLAIM A REVOLUTION
SUNGLASSES MAP & BACKPACK / COUSIN CARL SURE KNOWS HOW TO ANNOY THE WORKING CLASS
DEMONSTRATION / DON'T GET STONED
WHEN MY STUDENT NUMBER TURNED OUT TO BE THE SAME AS MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER I GOT SUSPICIOUS
WHEN THE PRIME MINISTER SAID AUSTRALIA WAS FULL EVEN THE KANGAROOS HAD TO LAUGH
GATHERING WEAPONS / AND ALL THE JOURNALISTS HAD TO HAND IN THEIR PENS
EURO / THE ONLY COIN WITH 1995 - 2001 IMPRINTED ON IT
AFTER ONE MINUTE'S SILENCE / VOICE YOUR OPINION
PLEASE SIGN THIS PEACE TREATY / I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE IN NEW YORK AFGHANISTAN OR ANYWHERE ELSE
SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA SOMEONE IS STILL RECOUNTING THE VOTES
BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS / LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
WITH ALL THOSE CAMERAS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOW THE WHOLE STORY
SMART BOMBS / UNTIL THEY EXPLODE OF COURSE
WHEN YOU ARE 18 THE WORLD IS / A CAREER OPPURTUNITY / A PLAYGROUND / BLACK & WHITE / SOMETHING TO CHANGE
FREEDOM FROM DRUGS / MAKE LIFE MORE ADDICTIVE
AFTER FOUR HOURS OF DISCUSSING REASONABLY AND LOGICALLY I WAS STILL IN LOVE
GOOD PROPAGANDA / BAD NEWS
THERE ARE MORE COLOURS IN MY WORLD THAN ARMY GREEN AND NAVY BLUE
TOP-MEETING / WHEN WILL THE TOP REACH DOWN TO THE BOTTOM
HAPPY NEW WEEK
DON'T TELL ME / SOMEONE DECIDED FOR YOU
EURO POT / BRING YOUR OWN SPICES
MONEY CAN TRAVEL EVERYWHERE SO WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2000

REACH OUT A HAND/ YOU'VE GOT TWO OF THEM
COLD/ WHEN I KISSED HIM/ I FROZE ON TO HIS PIERCING
KOHL/ MAYBE HE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THEY DO IT IN BRUSSLES
WINTER LOVE/ SNOW IS GREAT FOR TUMBLING
IF EVERYTHING WAS ENLIGHTENED// THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY CONTRAST
WHERE DID I PUT MY CHAOS
I RAN AWAY/ BUT THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGED/ WAS THE EARTH BENEATH ME
WHAT DO YOU THINK// DO YOU NEED TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING
CAN'T WE JUST SPLIT UP THE USA INTO/ A DEMOCRATIC AND A REPUBLICAN PART
PINOCHET// HAS HE EVER BEEN HEALTHY THEN
WHAT'S THE USE OF 28 CHANNELS// WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SCREEN
VALENTINE'S DAY// ONCE AGAIN MY BROTHER SENT HIMSELF SIX CARDS
LOESJE//FOR FUN RAISING
REFEREE TO FOOTBALL PLAYER // "YOU'LL GET A CARD / BUT WHICH ONE / YOU'LL SEE AFTER THE COMMERCIALS"
THE RULES OF IMAGINATION // ARE NEVER FIXED
TRUE BEAUTY // DOESN'T SHOW / UNTIL YOU'RE 70
A SUCCESSFUL TRAVELLER/CAN ORDER HIMSELF A BEER ANYWHERE
THERE WON'T BE MUCH LEFT OF ALLENDE'S GRAVE/AFTER ALL THE TURNING HE MUST HAVE DONE
I'M YOUNG ENOUGH/TO MAKE USE/OF ALL MY EXPERIENCES
ISOLATING AUSTRIA//THEN THE WARMTH/WILL NEVER GET THROUGH
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IMMIGRANTS/EMIGRATE
ARE SCANDALS JUST A WAY/TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN POLITICS
ONE DAY/GEORGE DECIDED TO SLEEP LATE
CHECHNYA/THE FACT THAT RUSSIA IS DESTROYING IT/ IS THE BEST ARGUMENT THAT IT DOESN'T BELONG TO THEM
EUROPEAN FEELING//IS THAT WHAT YOU GET IN YOUR STOMACH/ AFTER EATING ALL THE NATIONAL DISHES
HORMONE FOOD//MY TOMATOES ARE MORE MASCULINE THAN I AM
JEWISH REFUNDS//WHAT IF THEY PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT IN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS
SMOKING//IF I DON'T DIE WITHIN 50 YEARS/I WILL SUE THE HEALTHORGANIZATION
FOR THE RIGHT/TO BE ILLEGAL
I DON'T GET IT//IMMIGRANTS DON'T WORK/AND STEAL OUR JOBS
WHO HAS/A PUBLIC OPINION
LET YOUR SELFCONFIDENCE/BE BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO
BUTTERFLIES IN MY BELLY/LAMBS IN THE FIELD/POLLEN IN MY NOSE
WHO DECIDES/WHAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
STAR WARS//DO THE AMERICANS BELIEVE IN MARTIANS AGAIN
MULTICULTURAL//OH/YOU MEAN LIKE THE WORLD
PEACE PROCESS IN ISRAEL//GOD DOESN'T DARE TO INTERFERE ANY MORE
SUMMER LOVE//ISN'T THAT INTERCULTURAL EDUCATION TOO
THE WORST KIND OF CHILDREN/ARE GROWN-UPS
DEAR BURGLARS//WHILE YOU ARE HERE/PLEASE WATER THE PLANTS/AND RETURN MY LIBRARY BOOKS
PUTIN//>>BUT IF YOU DEVIDE THE NUMBER OF DISASTERS BY THE SURFACE AREA/IT ISN'T THAT BAD<<
TRAVEL TO MARS//MAYBE LATER/I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO ZAMBIA YET
STRONG COFFEE//THE DRUG FOR EVERY OLYMPIC GAMES VIEWER
HAVE YOU STARTED THE JOB OF YOUR DREAMS YET
ELECTIONS IN THE USA/WHAT IF EVERYONE INVOLVED COULD VOTE
MELTING OF THE ICEBERG/IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG
US ELECTIONS // IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE WHEN THE ONLY WAY IS THE / RIGHT WAY
WHEN I EXPLAINED IT TO THE POLICEMAN/HE HELPED ME TO STICK THE REST
>>IMMIGRATION SERVICE INFO LINE / PLEASE HOLD ON / THE AVERAGE WAITING TIME IS FIVE YEARS <<
THIRD WORLD // WHY DO WE ALWAYS THINK EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US
FALLING EURO//CAN'T THEY LINK IT TO THE PETROL PRICES
SERBIA /HEY BRANISLAV/WHEN WILL WE MEET AGAIN
HOW FAR/HAS YOUR DINNER TRAVELLED
WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO PAINT A GREY WALL/WHEN IT IS LEGAL TO BUILD IT
YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT TO BE LOUDER THAN THE SILENT MASS
THE OLDER YOU GET/THE LARGER THE CAKE
>>HOW ARE YOU IN RELATION TO THE DOLLAR<< / >>WE HAVEN'T BEEN INTRODUCED YET<<
HE WHO IS SICK OF FIGHTING / THROW THE FIRST KISS
STREET ARTISTS/PEDESTRIANS/TRYING TO CROSS THE ROAD
WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SURPRISED BY THE REVOLUTION/ORGANIZE ONE YOURSELF
TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT/SAID THE HOMELESS MAN/AND WRAPPED HIMSELF UP
US ELECTIONS/AFTER THE NEW RECOUNT/THEY FOUND THREE MORE STATES
WALK WITH THE GROUP/OF INDIVIDUALS
XMAS QUEUES/AS IF PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT/TO SPEND MONEY
VIOLENCE/WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF ARGUMENTS/BEFORE HAVING SAID ANYTHING
AFTER FOUR YEARS/UNIVERSITY STARTED WONDERING/HOW TO SURVIVE ME
EVENING NEWS/THE SAME WAR/DIFFERENT HAIRDO
SECRET POLICE/MY MOTHER ALSO WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME (kidbrother of)

1999

FALL/ DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF LIPS I COULD LEAN AGAINST
TAKE YOUR DREAMS/ INTO THE DAYLIGHT
I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY/ MY MOTHER DOES IT FOR ME
NEWSPAPER ON THE INTERNET/ THE DOG HAD SOME PROBLEM BRINGING THAT
PEOPLE SMUGGLING LET'S NOT DO THAT ANYMORE/ BUT SIMPLY SMUGGLE THE BORDERS AWAY
NEW JOB// NEXT TO A NEW LAPTOP AN A NEW CAR HE ALSO GOT A NEW SOCIAL LIFE FROM THE COMPANY
BOREDOM/THE CRADLE OF IMAGINATION
FOODSCANDALS/WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW/COULD KILL YOU
IF YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE NEW/ KNOCK ON YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S DOOR
AUSTRIAN ELECTIONS/ TRYING TO PROVE THAT EXTREME RIGHT AND DEMOCRACY CAN GET ALONG
SMOKING COMMERCIALS BANNED/ GREAT/ NOW YOU CAN SMOKE WITHOUT PEOPLE THINKING YOU'RE A COWBOY
LIFE// FUNNY HOW YOU ALWAYS START LOOKING FOR THE MEANING OF IT/ AFTER FIVE BEERS
FUN GUTS HUMOUR INITIATIVE IMAGINATION/ EVEN WITHOUT MUSIC IT SOUNDS LIKE A SONG
SOCIAL WELFARE// YOUTH: CENTRE/ ELDERLY: SUBURBS
FEELING/ONE OF THOSE STIMULATING SIGNS THAT YOU EXIST
SHORT-TERM EMPLOYMENT/AFTER 57 DIFFERENT JOBS/PETER DECIDED TO GET A LIFE
TRAFFIC JAM// I GUESS I PREFER STRAWBERRY
SKINHEADS// HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NORDIC COLD
ANGRY-LOOKING PEOPLE/ JUST TRYING TO HIDE THE WRINKLES THEY GOT FROM LAUGHING
I CAN FEEL YOU BETTER/ IN THE DARK
I THREW MY BOYFRIEND OUT/ NOW/ HE IS DATING HIS TV
WHY DOESN'T SHE BECOME UGLY/ NOW THAT IT'S OVER the ex-boyfriend of
COULD A GUN END UP/IN THE HANDS OF/THE RIGHT PERSON
WE ARE RICH
CHRISTMAS FOOD/ HEY WHAT'S THAT BAMBI DOING ON MY PLATE
A DIFFICULT CHOICE// TO TOLERATE INTOLERANCE/ OR/ TO BE INTOLERANT
MILLENNIUM// WHAT IF THE WORLD WOULD GO UNDER/ AND GOD FORGOT TO MAKE A BACKUP
WINTER LOVE/ IN MY STOMACH FROZEN BUTTERFLIES BUMP AROUND
TOO BAD/ THAT YOU CAN'T TEAR UP A STUPID EMAIL
SECRETLY ASKING MILOSEVIC TO GET INVOLVED IN CHECHNYA/ MAYBE THE WEST WILL ACT THEN
THE BEST PARTY/ IS THE ONE THAT MUM DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT the kidbrother of
FUTURE OF EUROPE / THE FLAG LEAVES SPACE/FOR MORE STARS

1998

I RECKON WARS ARE SPONSORED BY THE MEDIA SO THEY CAN BE SURE OF GETTING SOME NEWS
THE SURVIVAL TRIP WAS NOTHING COMPARED WITH A WEEK AT THE OFFICE
DEMOCRACY RULES THIS COUNTRY ALL BY ITSELF
NEW CZECH GOVERMENT[sic] IT`S TIME HAVEL READ HIS OWN BOOKS ONCE MORE
GLOBALISATION SOUNDS LIKE A NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
PLANNED STUDIES EVEN MY BIRTH WASN`T TOTALLY PLANNED (`S KID BROTHER)
FORGED MONEY IS A MATTER OF DEFINITION
WHICH KIND OF CHILDREN`S DAYCARE DO YOU PREFER/ GOVERNMENT/ PRIVATE/ McDONALD'S
WHEN THERE`S A CRISIS IN THE USA NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE`S A CRISIS IN IRAQ
FAIR TRADE LABELS/ PERHAPS WE NEED AN UNFAIR TRADE LABEL AS WELL
IN THE USA EVERYTHING`S ELECTRIC TOOTBRUSHES POPCORN MACHINES CHAIRS
IMAGINE YOU KNOW THERE`S ENOUGH FOOD BUT THEY`D RATHER THROW IT AWAY THAN SHARE IT WITH YOU
MORE GRANTS FOR SHOWING GUTS
THE TRUTH IS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE THE POLITICIANS THOUGHT/ SO IT`S GETTING PRETTY CROWDED THERE
MY PRINCE IS MISSING BUT AT LEAST I`VE STILL GOT THAT WHITE HORSE
HE`S SO FLEXIBLE HE DOESN`T HAVE TIME FOR HIMSELF
IS IT FUN LOOKING SO SERIOUS
THIS ISN`T VOICE MAIL I`M TALKING TO YOU
SPRING BUDS BURST FORTH IN THE CONCRETE DESERT
IRAQ VERSUS USA KOFFI BREAK
WHETHER SOMETHING`S RIGHT OR WRONG OFTEN DEPENDS ON WHO`S DONE IT
TO GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION THIS YEAR THE POPE WILL DO A BUNGY JUMP FROM ST. PETER`S WITH A CONDOM OVER HIS HEAD
FORGET ABOUT OBLIGATIONS JUST GIVE ME THAT RESPONSIBILITY
THOUGHT RECYCLING CENTRE
ELECTIONS VOTE NOW PAY LATER
EVER PLAYED MUSICAL CHAIRS ON A BUSY TERRACE
IT WAS MAINLY THANKS TO HIS ALARMCLOCK THAT HIS DREAMS CAME TRUE
EU`S REFUGEE POLICY TAKING REFUGEE FROM REALITY
CYCLING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE EXPERIENCE `TOILET FRESH` LIVE
GOOD MANNERS NOT TELLING THE TEACHER THAT SHE`S DISTURBING YOUR THOUGHTS
WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE PAGES WHICH DON`T MAKE IT TO THE NEWSPAPER
FAILED PHILOSOPHER THE ONE THAT SPOILED IT FOR THE OTHERS BECAUSE HE FOUND THE ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS
ISN`T MILITARY INTELLIGENCE A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS
EDUCATION ISN`T EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT TOO
ELECTIONS HIDE YOUR VOTE IN A LITTLE BOX
ISRAEL 50 YEARS WITHOUT PEACE HOW TO CELEBRATE THAT
HUMAN RIGHTS NOT MADE IN CHINA
SUMMER KEEP THE CAT IN IT`S BBQ TIME
KOSOVO/ UN PRIORITY LIST FIRST WE HELP THE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE MONEY THEN WE WILL DISCUSS THE REST

1997

IN RICH COUNTRIES DOORS ARE WIDER
ANOTHER NEW YEAR IN RUSSIA THAT`S GOOD NEWS SINCE THEIR OLD ONE EXPIRED IN FEBRUARY LAST YEAR
STUCK IN THE SNOW WITH A THOUSAND FELLOW- COUNTRYMEN THIS MUST BE WINTER SPORTS
BIRTH CONTROL MORE SEX FEWER BABIES
A SNOWFLAKE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT IT`S HARD TO SEE IT WHEN IT`S LYING IN A HEAP
YOU HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU/ YOU HAVE TO CONSUME BECAUSE THE MARKET IS HUNGRY
GENETIC ENGINEERING CORN, FISH AND SOMETHING IN BETWEEN
WHY DON`T THEY MAKE AIRCRAFT OUT OF THE SAME MATERIAL AS THE BLACKBOX
THE CREATIVENESS OF THE DEMONSTRANTS IN BELGRADE IS A HOPEFUL SIGN FOR THE FUTURE
SURFING CYBERSPACE HE KNEW HE HAD TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH WHEN HE BURNT HIS LIPS ON A CUP OF TEA
A STRONG EUROPEAN CURRENCY SOUNDS AS IF WE`RE FOR A FIGHT
ALBANIA WITH DOLLAR SIGNS IN YOUR EYES YOU`RE BOUND TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL
NOW WE`VE SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM LET`S DEAL WITH THE KURDS
WORLD PROMOTION
BELGRADE/ WORLD DIGGING-YOUR-HEALS-IN COMPETITION THE OPPOSITION WON
COMMUNICATION/ SHUT UP AND TOUCH ME
JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO DISCOVER THE MEANING OF LIFE HE DROWNED IN THE STREAM OF CONCIOUSNESS
ON VALENTINE`S DAY EVERYONE CAN BE A HEART DONOR
MEDIA/ WHEN PEACE CAME TO CHECHNYA STARVATION CAME BACK TO AFRICA
CLONES WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND IN THE OFFICE YOU DON`T BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVEN`T DONE THIS BEFORE
IF YOU CAN`T PROVE IT SCIENTIFICALLY CALL IT RELIGION
EVER SINCE THE TELLY BROKE DOWN IN OLDIE`S HOME `SUNDOWN` EVERYBODY SEEMED A LOT LESS DEMENTED
THE FLU/ JUST A SIGN THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY MEET PEOPLE
LEFT, RIGHT I`M GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD
BRICK/ A PRACTICAL TOOL FOR SWITCHING OFF THE TV-SET
I DON`T WANT TO GO TO BED YET/ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR/ DAD PROMISED TO E-MAIL ME A STORY
IF THE MARKET IS IN CONTROL ARE WE LIVING THEN IN A DICTATORSHIP
CHURCH ISN`T THAT ONE OF THOSE PLACES WHERE THE HOMELESS CAN SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
EU CONFERENCE IN AMSTERDAM/ EVERYONE BRING YOUR SWIMMING THINGS/ WHAT WE DO WILL BE A SURPRISE
NATO EXPANSION/ CLINTON: WE`RE GOING TO DO AS WE LIKE YELTSIN: SO ARE WE GOOD THEN WE AGREE
SUPPORT THE ISRAEL PEACE PROCESS/ PUT YOUR MONEY ON THE WEST BANK
SPRING/ TIME FOR THE ASPHALT TO BLOSSOM
HOLIDAYS/ TEN REFUGEES IN MY ROOM FOR THREE WEEKS AND I CAN SEE THE WHOLE WORLD
COME ON THEN DO SOME INNER CLEANING
RE- INVENTING THE WHEEL MAY SEEM SUPERFLUOUS / IT CAN BE VERY CLARIFYING
TURKEY/ IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THE POLITICAL PRISONERS COULD SEE AS MUCH SUN AS THE TOURISTS
UN REPORT/ IT`S ONLY DANGEROUS FOR CHILDREN OVER 15 KILOS TO WALK OVER MINEFIELDS
MY WORLD DOESN`T TURN IT BOUNCES
SORRY BUT THE EMU CAN`T MAKE UP TO MY DEMANDS
MOTHER`S DAY HOW ABOUT THE MOTHER`S NIGHT
IF YOUR IDEAS DON`T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR TEAR DOWN THE WALL
AND FINALLY BLAIR PRIVATIZED LABOUR
UNIFORMS/ WHY WRAP ALL SWEETS IN THE SAME PAPER
FREEDOM SAID THE POLICEMAN AND PLAYED BASEBALL WITH HIS TRUNCHEON
EUROSUMMIT BORDERS ARE FADING AND AMSTERDAM IS BEING BARRICADED
THAT GIRL IS A HOLIDAY ALL BY HERSELF (`S TEACHER)
NO VIOLENCE ON TV/ I`D PREFER NO VIOLENCE ANYWHERE
GRADUATION/ I FINISHED SCHOOL JUST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I STARTED
HOW COME THERE ARE MORE TV CHANNELS THAN POLITICAL ALTERNATIVES
CLONING/ HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF AS A TRADEMARK YET
THE PROBLEM WITH POWER IS THAT ONLY THOSE WHO CAN`T HANDLE IT WANT IT
I DIDN`T KNOW WHAT SWEDISH CULTURE WAS UNTIL I HAD SEEN TEN OTHERS
IS THE DREAM A PASSPORT FULL OF STAMPS OR A WORLD WITHOUT ANY
ACCIDENTS SELDOM COME SINGLE/ THERE IS ALWAYS A JOURNALIST AROUND
NEW REFUGEE POLICY IF YOU REALLY CAN`T STAY YOU MAY LEAVE
TOURISM/ YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE IS SOMEBODY ELSE`S ADVENTURE
BUREAUCRAZY MY MUM SAYS I`M NUMBER ONE
FORTRESS EUROPE/ THE EU RECYCLED BOTH/ THE BERLIN WALL AND THE IRON CURTAIN
IF THE WORLD IS ROUND WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE CONSTANTLY LIVING ON THE EDGE
SINCE I`VE SEEN THE X- FILES I UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS MUCH BETTER
INITIATIVE RULE IF YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA YOU CAN`T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
WE HAVE TO SET LIMITS/ YEAH HOW ABOUT TILL THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
NO SHARES/ BUT SHARINGS
THIS IS A NICE DAY TO BE UNEMPLOYED
FOR MORE LIFE BEFORE DEATH
WHY ARE PEOPLE WITHOUT VISION ALWAYS AFRAID OF LOSING THEIR FACE
YOUNG PEOPLE LIVE UNHEALTHY LIVES/ ESPECIALLY IN MALAYSIA, INDONESIA AND BANGLADESH
OF COURSE THE USA DIDN`T SIGN THE ANTI-LANDMINE TREATY NO CHICKEN WOULD SIGN AN ANTI-EGG TREATY
USA/ LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS ESPECIALLY OUR LANDMINES
WHY DO SO MANY CYCLISTS DRIVE CARS
IF WORDS ARE TOO BIG THEY CAN EASILY GET STUCK IN YOUR EARS
COMMUNI-ACTION
WITH MONEY AS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE YOU CAN`T SAY WHAT YOU THINK
FOR CENTURIES PEOPLE HAVE LAUGHED ABOUT PERPETUAL MOTION/ YET EVERYONE BELIEVES IN THE STOCK MARKET
ASIAN CHILDREN WISH THEY DIDN`T HAVE TO MAKE SO MANY PRESENTS FOR SANTA
SUCH A SHAME THAT PEOPLE SAVE THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR THE TOILET WALL
POLITICS NOTHING FRESH TODAY/ THEY JUST SERVE US YESTERDAY`S SOUP
LOVE OFTEN COMES AROUND LIKE A NEW YEAR
ECONOMIC REFUGEES ARE NOT WELCOME BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE BUSINESSMEN FROM ABROAD
DON`T TALK ABOUT THAT SINGLE DROP TALK ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF THE BUCKET
WHO NEEDS DEMOCRACY WHEN WE CAN AGREE

1996

BUSSTOP TOPICS/ THE WEATHER, LIFE, THIS LOESJE POSTER
PUBLIC RELATIONS/ LET`S START A CIVIL WAR TO MAKE CLINTON COME HERE TOO
REBUILDING BOSNIA/ HE WHO IS FREE FROM VENGEANCE LAY THE FIRST STONE
TEN YEARS AFTER CHERNOBYL THE BUMPY PSYCHEDELICS `YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT IN OUR MUSIC`
I WONDER IF POCAHONTAS LIKES IT IN THE HAPPY MEAL BOX
MORE INTERNATIONAL THAT COCA COLA MORE COLOURFUL THAN FANTA
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SNOWMAN/ SMILE LIKE HIM TOO
NOBODY IS ILLEGAL/ THE WORLD BELONGS TO ALL OF US
I`M NOT SURE BUT I THINK THAT AFTER THE YEAR 2000 THERE STILL WILL BE A LOT OF CLOUDS
CNN IF YOU COVER 5 BILLION PEOPLE IN 5 MINUTES YOU ARE BOUND TO LOSE SOMEONE
TO BE AWAKE IS THAT THE SAME AS NOT TO SLEEP
IFOR WE HAVEN`T HAD ANY ORDERS TO LOOK AT ANY MASSGRAVES
LOVE IS FOR FREE BUT WAR COSTS LUCKILY IT ISN`T THE OTHER WAY AROUND
VALENTINE`S DAY/ HE CAME HIMSELF
THIS GOVERMENT DOESN`T CUT DOWN IT CUTS OFF
MY MIND WAS ABOUT TO DRIFT VERY FAR AWAY BUT LUCKILY MY EARS KEPT IT IN PLACE
THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE WILL VOTE FOR THE HEALTH OF YELTSIN
SPRING IS HERE IT`S ITCHING ALL OVER MY BODY LOVE/ OR EARLY MOSQUITOES
THE MANAGER`S QUIT SMOKING/ BUT HIS FACTORY HASN`T
SHALL WE SOLVE OUR ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS OR SHALL WE GO TO MARS AND SOLVE THEIRS
I`M NOT TRYING TO ESCAPE REALITY BUT I NEED A BREAK SOMETIMES
EUROCONDOM WHEN WILL THE REAL PROBLEM BE DEALT WITH
DEMOCRACY MELTING POT OR FRUIT SALAD
WE ARE WITH 6 BILLION PEOPLE TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS YOU KNOW
ONCE TO THE LEFT/ TWICE TO THE RIGHT/ WHO ON EARTH WROTE THE CITY`S GUIDE TO AMERICAN POLITICS
IN BOSNIA THEY DO GENEAOLOGY WITH SHOVELS
HOW CAN YOU FEEL POWERLESS WHEN YOU SEE THAT SUNSHINE CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING
I STROLLED DOWN THE ROAD AND GURGLED WITH DELIGHT
ELECTIONS IN THE USA THE MORE BALLOONS THE MORE HOT AIR
I DON`T NEED A WATCH BECAUSE I`VE GOT TIME
THE GOVERNMENT ARE AGAINST RACISM JUST LIKE THEY ARE AGAINST UNEMPLOYMENT AND FOR YOUTH
ECOFOOD IS STILL ECOLOGICAL AFTER 18 HOURS IN A TRUCK
AND WHEN I FINALLY DARED TO LOOK UNDER THE BED THE CROCODILE TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY SWEET
DON`T FORGET LIFE
ECONOMICS IS JOINING UP WITH THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE A CAR JOINS UP WITH A TREE
BECAUSE OF THE RISE IN SEA LEVEL SUNSET WILL BE 15 MINUTES EARLIER TODAY
THERE`S NOTHING AS PRACTIAL AS A GOOD THEORY
OF COURSE THE QUESTION IS: CAN A FACTORY CLAIM YOUR LIFE
EUROPE IS ALMOST UNITED NOW/ FRANCE REJECTED HOLLAND`S DRUG POLICY/ HOLLAND DOESN`T EAT FRENCH CHEESE AND NOBODY WANTS BRITISH COWS ANY MORE
RIGHT NOW FROGS ARE HAVING WILD SEX
ONE FLOWER DOESN`T MAKE A SUMMER BUT IT DOES MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY
MINES DO THE WOUNDS ALSO HEAL IN FOUR MONTHS
UNEMPLOYMENT/ THE GOVERMENT IS BUSY BIDING ITS TIME
IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND TODAY YOUR TEETH WILL CRUNCH TOMORROW
I THINK GOD WAS REALLY STONED WHEN HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE
MIDSUMMER TRAFFIC JAM/ HERE WE ALL ARE ESCAPING THE CITY CROWDS
UNEMPLOYMENT/ I DON`T HAVE A JOB BUT I`M WORKING ON IT
IF LUCK STILL ISN`T KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR/ OPEN IT AND DARE TO FIND IT YOURSELF
FUTURE IS LIKE KNOWING IT BUT I LOVE THE EXCITEMENT OF NOT KNOWING
ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION/ THE SERPENT WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APPLES
I THINK THE BUTTERFLY IN MY STOMACH HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE ONE IN HIS
WHAT`S THAT THUMPING SOUND/ IT`S PERES BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WAILING WALL
THE WORST THING ABOUT LACK OF COMMON SENSE IS THAT THOSE WHO`VE GOT IT DON`T REALIZE IT
ELECTIONS IN RUSSIA/ THE WORST MAN MAY TURN INTO THE BEST DURING HIS ELECTIONS CAMPAIGN
LIFE ON MARS/ A BIT OF PESTICIDE WILL SOON CLEAR THAT UP
PLEASE CROSS MY BORDER
BETTER ONE SCREW TOO LOOSE THAN TEN TOO TIGHT
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE TAKES IT AWAY
ISRAEL/ ONCE HISTORY IS WRITTEN DOWN IT`S HARD TO CHANGE
I WONDER WHETHER FISH BELIEVE IN LIFE ABOVE THE SURFACE
RULES WOULD BE EASIER TO FOLLOW IF WE`D BEEN INVOLVED IN MAKING THEM
ELECTIONS IN THE USA/ SHOULDN`T THE REST OF THE WORLD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE AS WELL
`YES` SAID THE POLITICIAN `NO` HE MEANT `HMM...` THOUGHT THE PEOPLE
THE TWENTIETH CENTURY PITY ABOUT THE RAINFOREST BUT IT GAVE US PLENTY TO READ ABOUT
MOTHER RUSSIA IS WILLING TO SELL BORIS HER HEART FOR 5 DEUTSCHMARKS AND A BIT OF MEAT
DARLING WITH MY LASERPEN I WILL WRITE YOU A POEM ON THE FIRST CLOUD WE FIND
THEY SAY IT`S IMPORTANT TO KNOW OUR HISTORY SO WHY DON`T THE SECRET POLICE OPEN UP THEIR FILES
NETANYAHU IS THERE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
HAPPILY UNHAPPY WITH THE WORLD
LABOUR ARE WE RIGHT- WING ENGLISH TO GOVERN YET
HEALTH SERVICE CUTS THE POLITICIANS WANT US TO DIE HEALTHY
EVERYTHING MUST CAN WANTS TO CHANGE
GRANDPA IS MY IDEAL OF BEAUTY HE HAS SUCH BEAUTIFUL OPINIONS
I THINK YOU`RE FUN
SHE WAS HAPPY WITH HER TWO MOTHERS NONE OF HER CLASSMATES HAD MORE THAN ONE PARENT
ELECTION RESULTS USA MISS AMERICA IS CALLED BILL CLINTON AND THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD
EMU UNFORTUNATELY THE REFERENDUM HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO IMPORTANT ECONOMIC DECISIONS
IF MY FAMILY GETS TOGETHER FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER I`LL INVITE A U.N. OBSERVER
NOVEMBER MAYBE IT`S A POOR EXCUSE BUT I MUST WARM MY COLD HANDS ON YOUR STOMACH
WINTER NOT EVEN THE IMMIGRATION SERVICE CAN KEEP IT OUT
I THINK HE MISTOOK THE MEANING OF INNER BEAUTY HE HAD HIS TONGUE PIERCED
FREE ELECTIONS/ MILOSEVIC FELT FREE TO DO WHAT HE LIKED
CHERNOBYL FAILED PRESIDENT LUKASHENKA TRIES AGAIN
LET`S HAVE A TASTY NEW YEAR
SWITSERLAND SILENCE IS GOLDEN
ONE RAINY DAY MY MAKE-UP SPREAD INTO A BODY PAINTING

1995

IT WAS PRECISELY YOU I LONGED FOR
THE WILD ADVENTURES OF COURAGE AND POWER
AND ON SUNDAY GRANDDAD GOES TO THE PARK WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN TO FEED THE HOMELESS
WHAT DID THE MINISTER DO DURING THE SOCIAL LESSONS
FINALLY READY WITH MY SNOWMAN I WONDER WHERE MY BROTHER IS
JELTSIN:` HUMAN RIGHTS? COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS`
NEGATIVE DON`T MAKE A COPY
ON THE SEVENTH DAY GOD PREACHED FOR ONE HOUR AND A HALF
OLD- FASHIONED BEE PARENTS STILL INSTRUCT THEIR LARVAS ABOUT SPERM AND OVA
CANNED FOOD NOTHING BUT CANNED FOOD, SAID WARHEL`S CAT
THE DUTCH COULDN`T GET ALL THAT WATER INTO THEIR CUCUMBERS IN TIME
TRADE WAR: CHINA JUST DOESN`T UNDERSTAND THE US ONLY WANTS FAIR FREE TRADE AND TO BE IN CHARGE
EVEN WITHOUT A STRUGGLE YOU CAN GET FURTHER THAN THE VOTING BOOTH
NEXT WEEK IN SCHOOL WEEK OF OPTIMISM
A GOOD THOUGHT HEATS THE ENTIRE HOUSE
SEX IS GOOD FOR YOUR BELLY MUSCLES AND IT IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN FITNESS
BODY LANGUAGE THE WORDS AREN`T THAT DIFFICULT BUT THAT BLOODY GRAMMAR
WHERE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ARGUE, REPROACH WINS
THE TURKISH GROCER TURNED OUT TO BE FROM IRAN
IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SCARY SOUNDS SUDDENLY YOU HEAR THEM EVERYWHERE FROM BELOW YOUR BED AND UNDER THE BONNET OF YOUR CAR
SOME POSTERS ARE TO BE TASTED SOME TO BE SWALLOWED SOME TO BE ENJOYED
SPRING CLEANING EVEN THE HOMELESS CHANGE THEIR CARDBOARD BOXES
POVERTY CONFERENCE IN COPENHAGENWHAT A SHAME THAT ONLY THE RICH COULD COME
POLITICAL CHESS MAKE A MOVE AND PASS THE BOARD ON TO THE NEXT PERSON
YELTSIN IS DETERMINED TO CONTINUE THE FIRST WORLD WAR IN CHECHNYA
WHEN A COUNTRY DIVORCES IT IS THE CHILDREN THAT SUFFER
NEVER LEND THE DAY OF YOUR LIFE TO SOMEONE ELSE
I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
THE RIGHT WAY HAS A LOT OF TURNINGS
ALTHOUGH HE IS ILLEGAL, HE FEELS MOST AT HOME HERE
WAR IN TURKEY, SMALL MISTAKE, THEY SEND THEIR PEACE KEEPING UN- FORCES TO BOSNIA
DEMOCRACY IN RUSSIA YELTSIN:` I`M THE PEOPLE`
CLIMATE CONFERENCE BERLIN THE POLITICIANS ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTIONS THAN ABOUT THE NEXT GENERATION
DONATION OF ORGANS HE HAD A WARM HEART WHICH NOW WARMS SOMEONE ELSE
SPRING SPRING SPRING HE IS FROM KURDISTAN I`M FROM LINKÖPING
LOESJE TRAFFIC INFORMATION DON`T GO TO YOUR WORK UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
SPRING I AM SO ULTRAPLUS FUTURE HAPPY WITH POWER AND ACTIVATOR I AM JUST BUBBLING WITH ENERGY
STILL THE AIR IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL DAYS
DID ANYONE DEMAND RESPONSIBILITY YET FOR THE ATTACK ON THE ENVIRONMENT
LEAVE YOUR FAXNUMBER AFTER THE BEEP AND MY COMPUTER WILL CALL YOU BACK
HOLIDAYS BAG ON YOUR BACK GLASSES ON YOUR NOSE AND UP YOUR THUMB
IF IT IS WAR IN THE COUNTRY OF YOUR BIRTH IN YOUR HEAD IT IS A BIT WAR ALL THE TIME
I DON`T BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION I DIDN`T DO THAT IN MY FORMER LIFE EITHER
THE POOR JANITOR AGAIN HAS TO MOVE THE YELLOW FLOWERS
EDUCATION METHOD IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING YOU`LL LEARN IT AS A MATTER OF COURSE
HE IS READING SO CONCENTRATED MUST BE STUDYING FOR WASHING POWDER
NOTHING EVER CHANGES SAID UNCLE HARRY NOW TAKE ME
THE JOY OF LIFE IS THE ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTIONS
AS A BACHELOR YOU HAVE TO BE FATHER, MOTHER AND CHILD AT THE SAME TIME THAT ISN`T ALWAYS EASY
ALONE YOU ARE NOBODY IN THE CROWD YOU ARE NOTHING SO COME TO LIVE WITH ME
BOSNIA IN THE SPARTA- ATHENS WAR WOMEN FROM BOTH SIDES REFUSED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SOLDIERS THAT WORKED
UNCLE HARRY REALLY LOVED MAKING THE SUN RISE AND SET ALAS HE DIED
JEHOVAH`S WITNESSES AM I A BELIEVER NO I AM THE DAUGHTER OF A DEVIL WAIT I`LL CALL HIM
DON`T CHEER TOO SOON, GRANDDAD IS STILL SLEEPING
IF EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO FROM A TO B WHY STRAIGHT THROUGH C
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING, BECAUSE IT`S THE STEWARDESS`S BIRTHDAY WE NOW DO 20 LOOPS
FIGHT UNEMPLOYMENT, WORK LESS
PARIS WHAT PARIS BUT DEAR THIS ONE IS GOING TO FRANKFURT WELL LET`S GO TO FRANKFURT
I DON`T SMOKE BUT DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT FOR ME ANYWAY
LET`S BOMB THE USA WITH OUR CULTURES
RUMOUR CHIRAC`S WIFE DID A PREGNANCY TEST IN THE NEIGHBOURS GARDEN
SUDDENLY ON HIS 65TH BIRTHDAY THE GENERAL CAUGHT HIMSELF ON HAVING A FEELING
THE PREACHER TOLD ME TO LOVE MY ENEMY UNFORTUNATELY HE IS NOT MY TYPE
BOSNIA KISS FIRST TALK LATER
-RING- MY DOORBELL IS ALWAYS A LITTLE SHY WHEN YOU RING
UBALA UBALA I DON`T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN
TEMPERATURE RISES, ECONOMY BOILS, PEOPLE EXPLODE, CARS DRIVE ROUND BY THEMSELVES, COMPUTERS START TO HAVE SEX TILL FINALLY ALL STATES MELT TOGETHER
WHERE ARE THE PIONEERS OF THE NEW SOCIETY
IT`S BETTER TO SHOOT THE STARS AND FAIL THAN TO HIT A LAMPPOST AND SUCCEED
AUTUMN HAVE SOME FUN UNDER THOSE LEAVES
UNILEVER SHELL DAIMLER BENY BASF BUY YOUR SHARES IN EU- POLITICS
NUCLEAR TESTS MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING ELSE HOW ABOUT HUMANITY
HE WAS SO CONFUSED THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FOUND THE KEY TO HIS APARTMENT
ELK HUNT- WHICH SPECIES IS GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR KEEPING DOWN THE NUMBER OF HUMAN BEINGS
CHILD LABOUR IT`S HIGH TIME WE STARTED WORKING WITH OUR CHILDREN
DON`T BOTHER ME OR I`LL BUY SOMETHING TO DRINK
HE DIDN`T KNOW WHICH FOOT TO STAND ON SO I LET HIM SIT ON MY LAP
IN MY INNER WORLD NEW COUNTRIES ARE CONSTANTLY BEING CREATED
MANAGEMENT ALWAYS GETS THE PERSONNEL IT DESERVES
THERE IS SO MUCH ENERGY IN THE WORLD SUCH A SHAME TO BLOW IT AWAY
SHE IS A DONOR IN HER HEART AND SOUL
LOVE COMES AND GOES IT DOESN`T DEPEND
TV TRY TURNING ON YOUR BRAIN FOR A CHANGE
DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A COMMITTEE FOR ORGANISING PARTIES AT YOUR WORK
HORROR THAT SCARY MAN WHO MARRIED YOUR MUM
MANKIND`S REMAINING CHALLENGES PEACE IN YUGOSLAVIA VEGETARIAN McDONALD'S
NOVEMBER 24TH AT THE FIRST ATTEMPT I BLEW ALL MY BIRTHDAY CANDLES AWAY
WHO WILL BE DESCRIBING REALITY TODAY
HIGHER WAGES FOR POLITICIANS `THE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT WE CAN`T CUT DOWN ON EVERYTHING`
ELECTIONS -DICTATOR WALESA -KING WALESA -POPE WALESA -WORKER WALESA
THE STRUGGLE FOR THE HEART OF RUSSIA (DRAWING) HAS ALREADY BEGUN
DREAMING ISN`T BAD IT`S BAD NOT TO DREAM
MY STOMACH IS A FLUTE MY EYES ARE STEEL MY POCKETS ARE EMPTY BUT I FEEL GOOD
MALE FEMINIST/ CONFESS YOU ARE ONE AREN`T YOU
HE SEEMED TO BE A NICE DEPRESSIVE GUY BUT ONCE IN BED
THE PARKS ARE EMPTY/ THE HOMELESS ARE ON STRIKE
MASS STRIKE IN FRANCE AGAINST CUTBACKS ON SOCIAL SECURITY/ LET`S GO THERE AND JOIN THEM
PLEASE SANTA/ 10CM OF SNOW AND TEACHER`S FLU- EPIDEMIA
WHEN PLAN A FAILS WE STILL HAVE THE REST OF THE ALPHABET
NEW YEAR SALES/ IS IT POSSIBLE TO SWAP OLD POLITICIANS FOR NEW SHOES
FIRST OFFICIAL MURUROA RESULTS IT GOES BANG WHEN IT BLOWS UP
PRINCESSES CAN BE FROGS TOO
LET KARADZIC, TUDJMAN AND MILOSEVIC HURRY UP WITH THAT PEACE SO THEY CAN BE ARRESTED
SINCE GOD SEES EVERYTHING HE MUST BE A LONG WAY AWAY
FEED YOUR LITTLE BABY WITH BIG IDEAS

1994

BOSNIA IN THE NATO
YOU DON`T NEED TO MAKE JOKES JUST READ THE POLITICAL PROGRAMS
COME CLOSE TO ME SO WE CAN START TO MAKE PEACE
FIGHT THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET`S CHOOSE TWO PRESIDENTS
THROW YOUR HAT IN THE AIR, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CATCH IT
I AM THE SUPREME PLURIFORMITY
WITH THE VIDEOCAMERA ON ACCOUNT HE FILMED HIS EMPTY FRIDGE
GENETIC, DID GOD FORGET TO ASK PATENT ON THE HUMAN
WE DON`T NEED POLITICIANS ANYMORE, MY NEIGHBOUR SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS
THERE IS ENOUGH WORK ONLY THE OPEN MARKET DOESN`T COOPERATE
MY SISTER IS IN LOVE, NOW I CAN USE HER WALKMAN (`S KIDBROTHER)
IT`S CHEAPER TO BUY WATER IN THE BEER THAN IN THE CUCUMBER
THE DAYS IN THE WEEK ARE NOT FAIRLY PLACED
I AM A SOCIAL WORKER, I TRY TO KEEP MYSELF OUT OF MISERY
TOMORROW WILL USE YOU THE WAY YOU USE TODAY
I CAN HEAR THE SMILE OF YOUR FACE
IMAGINE THAT EVERYTHING IN THE NEWSPAPER WOULD BE TRUE
THE INDIVIDUAL IS A MINORITY, ARE WE AFRAID OF OURSELVES
RISE IT`S EASTER
`ANOTHER APPLE` ASKED THE SNAKE
PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAME UNDER THIS PEACE TREATY AS WELL `I WILL NOT SHOOT ANYONE IN BOSNIA, ON THE WEST BANK OR ANYWHERE ELSE`
ONLY 10% OF THE ELEPHANTS VOTED FOR KEEPER HANK
LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR, THE BIBLE, THE KORAN, THE TORAH AND LOESJE SAY
IF YOU CANNOT FIND THE KEY, CHANGE THE LOCK
THE ECONOMY IS LIKE A DEAD CAT, IT DOESN`T WAKE UP, ALTHOUGH SEVERAL RESUSCITATION ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE
THE SKY IS BLUE, THE TREES ARE BARE, AND THE NEIGHBOUR IN HIS GARDEN BANGS ON A POST
WOULD YOU BE MY DREAM
WHAT A CONCERT, ALL HIS STRINGS SNAPPED, HIS VOICE BROKE AND FINALLY HE CRASHED THROUGH THE STAGE
MAYBE WE COULD FLY IF WE DIDN`T USE SUCH HEAVY WORDS
HE WAS A RED HOT LOVER, BUT HE WASN`T SO HOT WITH THE DISHES
THERE`S BEAUTY IN THE AIR
SPRING CLEANING, RECKON I`LL START WITH MY RELATIONSHIP
IN FINLAND WE`VE EVEN GOT THE MAFIA ON THE RADIO
THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN AT SCHOOL IS HOW TO READ THE CLOCK
WHY DON`T THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES JUST PAY THEIR DEBTS IN SIGNS OF LIFE
WE CAN KISS ANYWHERE
A YOUNG LAD DWELLS WITHIN MY GRANDFATHER
HEY, I`M IN LOVE AND IT`S NOT EVEN ON THE NEWS
THAT SINGLE MOMENT OF THOUGHTLESSNESS BROUGHT ME LOTS OF THOUGHTS
A PLACE WHERE I CAN DECIDE WHAT I`LL DO, WHEN AND HOW I`LL DO IT, WHAT`S BEAUTIFUL AND UGLY AND GREEN AND BLUE
TO BE A GREAT WORLDLEADER, SING OR DANCE NOW AND THEN
A DUSTY AND DESERTED STATION FILLED WITH VAGUE POETRY THAT MISSED THE TRAIN
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY, THAT YOU SIT ON YOUR BALCONY TILL WELL AFTER MIDNIGHT, DRINKING WINE AND PHILOSOPHIZING ABOUT EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE
NOW ON TV, THE SILLY-RUNNING-BACK-AND-FORTH CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE USA
MORE BUTTERFLIES IN CHINA
IN THE FIRST EUROPEAN REFERENDUM, BET THEY`LL ASK US `DO YOU FEEL YOU BELONG HERE`
LOESJE AGAINST INTERNATIONALLY ORGANIZED MISERY
AGAIN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS HAVE BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH
SCREAMING, THE PIGS COMPASSED EUROPE THREE TIMES TO FETCH IN THE SUBSIDIES
I HAD A QUICK LOOK BEHIND THE TELLY TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WAS TRUE
LET`S GIVE THE STREET TO THE CHILDREN AND LOOK IN THE CARS IN THE NURSERY
NOT AN EXCEPTIONAL GOAL, NO, BUT STILL A MAGNIFICENT DYING SWAN
THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE WAS STRONGER THAN MY SPANISH
1.000.000.000, 2.000.000.000, 10.000.000.000, WHY BOTHER, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A TREE FOR YOUR HAMMOCK
THE POPE, POOR MAN, HE JUST GETS TOO LITTLE LIGHT IN THE VATICAN
YOU CAN DRESS UP ROUGH NEAT OR GLAMOROUS, BUT I CAN SEE YOUR TEDDYBEAR SOUL ANYWAY
I AM YOUR COURSE OF STUDY
IRA NOW THE WAR IS OVER IN NORTHERN IRELAND, WHY NOT END CHRISTIANITY AS WELL
WITH BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND YOU WON`T GET FAR
`PLOP` ANOTHER TEACHER LIBERATED
PUT MAN BACK IN THE ENVIRONMENT
A PINK GOVERNMENT FOR GERMANY
WHILE WAITING FOR THE GREAT LOVE, WHY NOT TRY THE LITTLE ONE
EVERY TIME I WANT TO MAKE A DECISION MY FATHER SAYS `THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE`
LET`S FLY TO VENUS
DON`T GO, EVERYTHING IS HERE
UNIVERSE IN SIGHT
THE REFORMED ATHEISTS HAVE GONE AND SECEDED FROM THE ORTHODOX HEATHEN AGAIN
HAITI, DEMOCRACY IS CAMOUFLAGE KIT
ALL PEOPLE WHO STILL HAVE WORK, PLEASE REPORT TO THE JOB CENTRE BY 5 PM
THE SILENCE IN THE WOOD IS TOO SILENT TO BE HEARD
IGOR, THE FAX MACHINE IS ON AND WE WILL BE WAITING
COULDN`T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALLED A RANDOM NUMBER IN LA WOULD YOU BELIEVE JACK NICHOLSON
WONDERFUL PEOPLE ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND WONDER
IT`S TIME SOMEONE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU
BORIS YELTSIN TO BILL CLINTON HAVE YOU FOLKS GOT ALL THE PLUTONIOUM YOU NEED
AUTUMN LIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND, HE`S SO ABSORBED IN A POEM, ALRIGHT MAYBE HE DOESN`T GET IT BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES IS SO SWEET
IN THE EARLY MORNING TRAFFIC JAM A LONELY DRIVER CAN FEEL HE STILL BELONGS SOMEWHERE
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS WITH YOU
BETTER WATCH OUT THAT YOU WON`T BECOME A TELEVISION SET IN YOUR NEXT LIFE
HO HO HO SKI-LIFTS ARE GOOD, BUT REINDEER ARE BETTER
A GOOD IDEA KNOCKS BEFORE COMING INTO YOUR HEAD
DEMOCRACY THE MYSTERIOUS WORLD BETWEEN APPEARANCE AND REPRESENTATION
DEAR WALL, CAN YOU HOLD THIS POSTER FOR ME PLEASE
KNOCK, KNOCK HERE I AM, THE LIFE-LOVER
KOHL:` SINCE THE WALL HAS GONE I CAN WALK OVER THEM MUCH EASIER`
SWEDEN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEACE, WE PRODUCE WEAPONS
SHALL WE FLOAT DOWN THE STREAM OR GET ACROSS
LIFE IS A SNOWFLAKE DELICATE AND COMPLICATED- AND ONCE YOU ARE MELTED YOU ARE IN THE OCEAN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT AND IT TAKES A CROWD`S LIFETIME OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE YOU ARE THAT SNOWFLAKE AGAIN
ADDICTED TO CRACK, FORCED TO BE A HOOKER, HAVING AIDS, LIKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES OR WOULD YOU PREFER A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE
THEY DON`T REALLY WANT TO STOP THE ARMS EMBARGO- JUST TO GIVE A POSITIVE IMPULSE TO THE BLACK MARKET FOR WEAPONS
IT WAS SO DARK THAT I SAW SPARKS OF LIGHT EVERYWHERE
ONE EUROPE WITHOUT RUSSIA IS LIKE CENTRAL HEATING WITH ONLY ONE RADIATOR IN THE TOILET
IN THE BALTIC THE WHALES WEAR HELMETS
INTERNET INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE OF LONELINESS (`S COUSIN CARL)
I HAD A DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD MY FATHER WAS ALWAYS WORKING
OKAY I`M UNEMPLOYED AND USUALLY HAVEN`T GOT ANYTHING SPECIAL TO EAT BUT I SLEEP IN THE STATION WHERE ANYA PASSES TWICE A DAY
THE FIRST TWO HOURS I COULDN`T GET HERE BECAUSE I HAD A VERY IMPORTANT DREAM
RATHER SEVEN HOURS AT SCHOOL THAN NO SLEEP AT ALL

1993

THERE IS NO CRISIS / JUST INJUSTICE
OOOH... WELL, MUMBLED THE PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY, LOVE IS EH... EH... INDEFINABLE
RECIPE FOR A GOOD LIFE / MIX EVERYTHING, TEST AND MAKE YOUR CHOICE
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A NEW START, SAID DE KLERK AND HE STARTED WITH AN EVENING COURSE XHOSA FOR BEGINNERS
IF BAD NEWS WAS FOOD EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A FULL STOMACH
BEFORE YOU KNOW THOSE HAMAS REFUGEES WILL SAY "THIS IS OUR PROMISED LAND"
DIETH THOU OLD VALUES AND THOUGHTS
HAVE YOU ALREADY BEEN INVITED TO SHAKE HANDS WITH BILL CLINTON
MARXISM IS DEAD, EXPLOITATION LIVES
PFFF SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD BECOME A WINDOW CLEANER
WORK IS HARD TO GET, SO LET'S HAVE HOLIDAYS
PEACE NEGOTIATIONS IN NEW YORK / I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WAR THERE
SPRING / WHAT IS A BEAUTIFUL CHAIR LIKE YOU DOING HERE ALONE
28 FEBRUARY / INTERNATIONAL NAUGHTY THINGS DAY
DO YOU KNOW THESE NEW BIRDS YET THE OILGULL, THE GREASEDUCK, THE PITCHPIDGEON, THE SMURRYFLUTTER, THE BLACKBUTTERFLY, THE FLOATING FISH
SORRY BUT MY BOOK ON NUCLEAR PHYSICS HAS EXPLODED
LIFE IS MORE THAN BIG CARS, EXPENSIVE CLOTHES, BIG HOUSES AND WORKING OVERTIME
DOES LIVING TAKE A LOT OF YOUR TIME
THE WORLD IS JUST AS MUCH YOURS AS CLINTON'S
BETTER GET THE BRUSH-OFF THAN HAVE A CALLOUS SOUL
PEOPLE ARE IRRATIONAL AND SO ARE ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS
51% OF THE WORKING PEOPLE IS CALCULATING THE OTHER HALF
LOESJE INTERNATIONAL / BECAUSE IDEAS HAVE NO BORDERS
HEY YOU BIRDS COME ON WITH THAT EGG
POLITICS / CAN'T YOU DO IT WITH YOUR OWN FRIENDS
TIE SIGNALS / RED, NEED MONEY BLUE, EVERYTHING OKAY GREEN, NOT YET CONVINCED BLACK, BANKRUPT DOTS, DO NOT SEE THE POINT
NO RACES, NO FRONTIERS, NO LIMITATIONS, SIMPLY THE EARTH
OUR DEMANDS 1. AN INCOME 2. TENDERNESS 3. PANSIES ON THE MOTORWAY
NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE PARENTS OF MY OWN AGE
EVERY LAND WHERE YOU CAN SIT DOWN, EAT YOUR CHEESE SANDWICH AND COUNT THE CLOUDS IS FINE
I JUST WON'T JOIN ALL THAT NEGATIVITY
IT'S BECOMING SPRING AGAIN, THE AMERICANS START ACTING STRANGE
LIGHT ALWAYS HITS THE EXTREMES
WITH THE FIRST EUROPIAN REFERENDUM THEY WILL ASK OF COURSE IF WE FEEL AT HOME ALREADY
THE BITTERNESS OF LOW QUALITY COMES AFTER THE SWEETNESS OF A LOW PRICE
SPRINGTIME DOESN'T BOTHER ABOUT SCHOOL EITHER
LOVE IS ALWAYS PREGNANT
TOMBOLA NAPOLITANA / FIND SEVEN HONEST POLITICIANS OUT OF FORTYTWO
EVERY INDIVIDUAL HAS THE RIGHT TO 30% UNEMPLOYMENT
-- HELLO -- SOME FOOL WITH A CAGE FULL OF WHITE DOVES IS STANDING ON THE LANDINGSTRIP
I ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING STUPID
SORRY, SAID THE MONKEY TO THE ZEBRA / THIS ZOO IS FOR MEMBERS ONLY
MY TEACHER SPOKE ABOUT THE FLOWERS AND THE BEES AND NOW MY BOYFRIEND WANTS HONEY
HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIS COUNTRY THAT HE WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH ALL PEOPLE
I LIKE THE SOUND OF ALL THESE STRANGE LANGUAGES AROUND ME IN THE STREET
HEY HAVEL, COME, LET S TAKE A BEER TOGETHER
THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN SLOVENIA WHEN SOMEONE SAID / THE WAR IS JUST AS FAR AS YOU KEEP IT AWAY
THERE ARE NEW PLANS TO FIGHTS THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET'S HOPE THEY'LL WORK
BE ORIGINAL FOR ONE TIME, ALSO LAST TIME YOU CUT DOWN ON EXPENSES
CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME WHY ELEPHANTS LIKE ORIENTAL MUSIC
OFFICER, CAN YOU KEEP MY BUCKET FOR A MOMET PLEASE
LOESJE FOR MORE WIT AND EMOTION
LOVE IS FOR FREE IS THAT WHY NURSES GET SO BADLY PAID
HAPPY FISH DON`T PEOPLE
EVERYBODY WAS ON MY SIDE SO THE BOAT CAPSIZED
SORRY SIR, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY DREAMS
ACT FUNNY OR I`LL ZAP
ALSO CAPITALISM HAS HAD IT`S TIME, BUT WE DON`T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER YET
THE DOCTOR ADVISED ME TO DRINK COFFEE TWO TIMES A DAY AT THE NEIGHBOUR`S
LIFE SEARCHES FOR THINGS THAT TOUCH YOU
WHATEVER IS PLAYING IN A COUNTRY, LET IT BE CHILDREN
THE LATEST STUDY OF THE MINISTRY OF ENERGY ON THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT: 'ON A SUNNY DAY FLOWERS GROW BETTER`
WHAT A WASTE TO WASH THE SUMMER MEMORIES FROM YOUR CLOTHES
I WORK AS A HORSE, AM QUIET AS A LAMB AND LET MYSELF BE TREATED AS A DOG, IN SHORT, DO YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME
LIVE ENVIRONMENTAL CONCIOUS, RECYCLE YOUR HAPPINESS
RUSSIAN SAYING:` DO NOT MAKE JOKES HIGHER THAN THE ROUBLE`
ART NEVER UNDERSTANDS ME
A SYMPHONY OF THE STREET SOUNDS JUST FOR YOU
SMILES HAVE BOOMERANG EFFECT
ALL THE MONEY IN HIS POCKETS JUST MAKES HIS STEPS HEAVIER
NO JOKE IN CHINA THEY MAKE MEASURES TO KEEP THE ECONOMIC GROWTH UNDER 10%
FREE SARAJEVO, MAKE A STAND AGAINST NATIONALISM IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY
ONLY PEOPLE WITHOUT FANTASY TAKE REFUGE IN THE REALITY
INCAPICITY COMES FROM THE BARREL OF A RIFLE
NOTHING SO WEIRD OR YOU CAN FIND IT IN OUR FAMILY
I'M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN I`M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN, WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING
HOLY MOSES, THE WAY YOU THINK ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN IS THE WAY YOU NEVER THINK ANYWHERE ELSE
I`D RATHER FEEL ONCE THAN THINK TWICE
WE ARE NOT SLAVES OF ONLY ONE COLOUR
STRANGE UNEMPLOYMENT WHEN THERE IS A WHOLE WORLD TO IMPROVE
THE SPIRIT OF THIS TIME FORCES US TO LOOK FORWARD
I DON`T KNOW ABOUT GENETIC ENGINEERING BUT TOMATOES HAVE JUST CONQUERED MY BALCONY
YOU DON`T NEED WINGS TO BE AN ANGEL
NEWS FROM THE FRONT OF GENETIC ENGINEERING, PROFESSOR MUDDER GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FATHER
KIDS DON`T DO WHAT WE TELL THEM, THEY DO WHAT WE DO
CAN WE BE ETERNAL IN THIS LIMITED SPACE
OPEN YOUR MIND AND LET ME IN
CHRISTMAS ACTION SEND A POEM FULL OF FIRE AND COMPASSION TO SARAJEVO
SO YOU`RE AFRAID OUR CULTURE MIGHT GET MESSED UP, SO WHAT I`M AFRAID IT WON`T
TELEPHONE HERE...THERE, BUT WHERE DOES THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION TAKE PLACE
CAPITALISM AFTER THE BERLIN WALL RECESSIONS ARE NOT INTERRUPTED BY REVIVALS ANYMORE
WE SAT WARM AND COSY AND THE WHOLE WORLD CROSSED THE KITCHENTABLE
YOU EAT THE PLANKTON AND PLANKTON EATS YOU
THE BEST WAY TO SHOW OFF IS WITH YOUR GRANDMA
ON HIS DEATHBED THE PHILOSOPHER DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO LIVE
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD FIGHT WITH YOUR RELATIVES AT CHRISTMAS
IN CHAOS THERE ARE A LOT OF ANSWERS
IF YOU DRAW A STAR FAST IT BECOMES A BALLETDANCER

1992

EVERYTHING IS MUCH EASIER IF YOU LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR INSTEAD OF YOUR COUNTRY
POSTERS DON'T MAKE A SOUND / STILL THEY CAN BREAK THE SILENCE
DOWN WITH THE GENERAL INABILITY
PROSPERITY / YOU CANNOT FOOL MY GRANDFATHER / HE SIMPLY COUNTS THE TRAMPS
LOESJE / CAN YOU TRANSLATE THAT
STAY A WHILE / THE BUS IS PROBABLY LATE ANYWAY
ISN'T IT INCREDIBLE THAT THE NEWS FROM THE WHOLE WORLD ALWAYS FITS EXACTLY INTO A NEWSPAPER
INDIAN LESSON 1 / NEVER USE MORE THAN YOU NEED
ANYBODY SEEN MY BOYFRIEND
HAS THE TEACHER LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY
EVEN AT THE WORST DISASTER / THERE'S A REPORTER FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
NO I'M NOT A MEMBER OF GREENPEACE / I'M JUST SORTING MY RUBBISH
WHILE THE PEOPLE WERE STARVING THE GOVERnMENT INTRODUCED A NEW COIN / AND THEY COULDN'T EAT THAT ONE EITHER
YOU ARE "GUARDIAN ANGEL" / YOU SEE A GIRL PUTTING UP A POSTER / YOU WANT TO STOP HER / CAN YOU
AND WORLD PEACE KEEPS RINGING
WHY BORDERS WHEN IT RAINS
DEAD SEA SCROLLS FOUND / PALESTINIANS CHOSEN PEOPLE
HE SOLD HIS MERCEDES AGAIN AND WAS HAPPY WITH HIS TRABANT
THE OLD MAN IN THE SUPERMARKET ONLY WANTED SOME ATTENTION
THAT STRANGE BIRD SEEMS FAMILIAR TO ME
HOW OFTEN DID THE ADVERTISERS DISCOVER YOU AS A TARGET GROUP
JAPANESE ECONOMY STRIKES THE USA LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB
TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND HIDE IT UNDER MY BED
HOW MANY COUNTRIES DID EUROPE HAVE AT TWO O' CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON
WHY CAN'T THE NEXT PRESIDENT BE NICE
IF YOU TRY / YOU WIN AT LEAST EXPERIENCE
THE BEST DRUGS ARE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
WANTED / MODERN KNIGHTS
LET'S SIT TOGETHER AROUND THE TABLE AGAIN
MAYBE I SHOULD NEVER HAVE KISSED THAT SLOVENIAN GIRL ( S BROTHER)
SPRING / THE AIR QUIVERS AROUND MY NOSE AND IT IS RAINING BIRDS
MOTHERS / LET YOUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH WHAT THEY WANT / OR THEY MIGHT BECOME POLITICIANS
HE WANTED SO MUCH AND BUILT UP HIS COURAGE FOR SO LONG THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING
AND THEN THE UN PEACE KEEPING FORCES CONQUERED ANOTHER COUNTRY
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO WHAT YOU SAY DO YOU
SHE WANTS TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND SHE HASN'T EVEN GOT WEAPONS
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EEC
HOMEWORK I DON'T TAKE THE DISHES TO SCHOOL EITHER DO I
IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
GROWTH WHEN DOES THE ECONOMY FINALLY GROW UP
MY LITTLE BROTHER IS STILL LOOKING FOR PEOPLE FOR INTERNATIONAL BROTHERSHIP
WHAT IS COMPETITION IN RUSSIAN
THE PEACE ARMY IN BOSNIA IS WAITING FOR PEACE TO COME
YESTERDAY IN THE TRAIN THAT GIRL WHO WAS AFRAID TO SPEAK THAT WAS ME
JUST A QUESTION WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
THE EEC IS PRETTY SUCCESSFUL IN EXPORTING POVERTY TO EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
FREEDOM, EQUALITY AND A BROTHER WHO UNDERSTANDS IT
WHILE SEARCHING FOR MYSELF I FOUND: *MY FATHER *MY MOTHER *THE NEIGHBOURS' DEAD DOG *MY BELLY BOTTON *AND A COUPLE OF

BEERBOTTLE TOPS

DEMOCRACY / EVERY PARTNER IS ALLOWED TO REPRESENT THE FIRM
IN ITALY IT ISN'T STRANGE TO SAY THAT POLITICS MURDERED THE BIGGEST ANTI-MAFIA FIGHTER
BULLS EYE THE KURD ON TELEVISION TALKED ABOUT HUMANITY THAT SHOULD BE REVIVED
WE NEED MORE TREES TO HANG THE HAMMOCKS
BE YOURSELF A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD
GOOD THING THE NIGHTSHIFT, NO SLEEP AT NIGHT, AND NO WORK AT DAY
"DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT DON'T RUN AWAY",CALLED THE SERBS AFTER THE RETREATING PEACEKEEPING FORCE
NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING AND YET GETTING A LOT DONE
THE EARTH AND MANKIND WHO WILL ADAPT TO WHOM
WELL WHEN SHE WAS BORN WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EXACTLY SHE IS SO TO SAY AN EXPERIMENT (THE FATHER OF)
IF EVEN THE CZECHS AND THE SLOVAKS CANNOT COME TO TERMS WE'D BETTER ARRANGE THINGS WORLDWIDE STRAIGHT AWAY
IT IS 1992 AND SOON HE'LL BECOME 11, HE IS HUNGRY, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND HIS HUT IS SWEPT AWAY AND NOW THE MACHINE GUN HAS

BROKEN TOO

A SMILE, A TOUCH, YES I SPEAK MY LANGUAGE WELL
HI FANTASTIC CREATURE OF LOVE WITH YOUR BELLY AND YOUR *EYES
WHEN IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE TO SAVE THE EARTH WHERE WILL WE MOVE THEN
LIFE *HEY* IT CAN ALSO BE LIKE THIS
ALL THAT HATRED WOULD IT BE HIDING SUPPRESSED LOVE
AFTER THREE HOURS OF LOOKING IN THE MIRROR SHE STILL WASN'T HAPPY WITH HER INNER SELF
NO I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED, THE AUTUMN WEATHER IS JUST VERY NICE
OF COURSE ALL PEOPLE ARE COLOURED OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T BE SEEN
I WATCH CNN 48 HOURS A DAY AND STILL I DON'T FEEL CLOSER TO THE WORLD
PEROT'S WIFE HAS TEN THOUSAND PAIRS OF SHOES
MADE IN GERMANY I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE EXPORTING GYPSIES TOO
A THOUSAND RIVERS
WHOM DID I LENT MY FRONTDOOR KEYS THIS TIME
THE COMMUNISM DIDN'T WORK, THE CAPITALISM DOESN'T WORK, YOU WORK
PEOPLE / DON'T BUY A THING
PROMISE / IF YOU GET RID OF YOUR CAR, WE WILL FIRE THE MINISTER OF ENVIRONMENT
ONE JOBLESS MAN KEEPS TEN BUREAUCRATS ROLLING
IT'S SAFER TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE LIVE
WITH MATHS YOU CAN FOOL A LOT OF PEOPLE
WINTER / WARM NOSES, COLD TOES AND PRESENTS THAT LAND INTO THE WARM WINTER FIRE
"I LOVE OTHER CULTURES" HE ZAPPED
UN PEACE FORCES / UNTIL NOW THEY HAVE ONLY CONQUERED SOME GIRLS
MODERN TIMES / 150 BEATS A MINUTE
WHERE IS ROBIN HOOD
I AM THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, I HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL
OPINIONS ABOUT 1992 39% A MESS 40% NICE LIVING 13% CAN'T WE DO IT AGAIN 3% NO OPINION 73% IS IT OVER YET
LOVE FITS THROUGH ALL CHIMNEYS
ON NEW YEAR'S DAY EVERYBODY IS A POLITICIAN AND STRIKES 7 MILLION OF FIREWORK IN 15 MINUTES
I'M ABOUT TO EAT YOUR PENCIL, MY DEAR

1991

WHO WANTS TO BE BOSSED AROUND WHEN YOU CAN MANAGE YOURSELF
SPARKS TEND TO JUMP OVER
LOVE IS OFTEN GOOD FOR A LAUGH (DRAWING)
SO YOU THINK IT'S A MESS / EVEN MORE REASON TO MAKE THINGS GO YOUR WAY
HUMAN RIGHST ART. 204 / ANY PERSON HAS THE RIGHT TO JOIN THE TABLE WITH THE HORN OF PLENTY
IS THERE ANY WATER / NO JUST SAND / WELL THEN WE'LL USE SAND
EVER SEEN A CAPITALIST SHARING THE CAKE
IMAGINE / YOU ARE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST OF CAPITALISM AND YOU CANNOT SEE THE TREES ANYMORE
SOUTH AFRICA / SLEGS VIR ALMAL / FOR EVERYONE ONLY
LOVE / THE POWER THAT LOOKS OVER THE DESERT AND DENIES THE FEELING "NOTHING CAN GROW HERE"
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND FOUND THE WORLD ON MY DOORSTEP
IF EVERYONE IS DEAF / WE'LL JUST SING IN SIGN LANGUAGE
WAR / YEAH / BUT I DON'T NEED AN ENEMY
"IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" THE GREENLY SAID TO THE ROSE
SOLIDARITY / IN YOUR EASTER HOLIDAYS DON'T RISE UNTIL AFTER THREE DAYS
THE SUN IS SHINING THE LAND IS BEAUTIFUL AND FREEDOM WANTS TO TAKE YOU ALONG
I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN HE KISSED ME AND HERE I AM BUT WITH MY HEAD UP
THE LOWER THE WAGE THE WORSE FOR YOUR BACK
"SURPRISE" CRIED AUNT SALLY ON HER WEEKLY VISIT
AND THEN THE LAST AMERICAN TANK DIVISION SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM JUST LIKE THAT
YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED
INTERNATIONAL / SHE'S ALREADY TRANSFERRED HER OVERDRAFT TO A SWISS BACK ACCOUNT
WHEN THEY MAKE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE YOU WERE BORN YOU ARE CALLED A REFUGEE
FINALLY OUR GUINEA-PIG HAS GOT AN AFFAIR WITH THE NEXT-DOOR RABBIT
IT SOUNDS REASONABLE BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
WITH A WHISPER THE SPRING SUN AWAKENS THE WORLD
NORMALLY I'M A VEGETARIAN BUT WHEN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND
YUGOSLAVIA IS BECOMING A JIGSAW I WONDER WHO WILL PUT IT TOGETHER
AND THEN EVERYBODY THREW ALL THEIR SHILLINGS ON THE STREET AND RAN AFTER THEMSELVES
THE GULF WAR COST 60.000.000.000 DOLLAR / FOR THAT AMOUNT YOU COULD... (FILL IN AND SEND YOUR REACTION TO)
CAN POSTERS CHANGE THE WORLD
NATIONALISTIC PROBLEMS / LET'S GIVE EVERYBODY A COUNTRY OF HIS OWN / AND THEN MAKE A BIG UNION
I LIKE CLIMBING MOUNTAINS / BUT SOMETIMES I CAN'T RESIST MOVING THEM
ORDINARY MUST BE NICE BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS
HE WAS SO NARROW-MINDED THAT WHEN HE LAID DOWN EVERYBODY WOULD WALK OVER HIM
I LIVE SO I DIE / WAIT A MOMENT I'M NOT DEAD YET
A BUREAUCRAT IS IN LOVE WITH ME / I GET LOVELETTERS IN FOURFOLD
HOLIDAY / HAS ANYONE SEEN ONE OF MY 17 PASSPORTS
JUST A QUESTION / WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
LOVE / YOU DON'T NEED A WATCH FOR IT
WHEN PUNISHMENT DIDN'T HELP / THEY BUILT SOME NEW PRISONS
GRANDDAD / ONE DAY HE'LL STAND ON THAT MOUNTAIN KNOWING WHO OWNS THE WORLD
FOR THE FREEDOM TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EC
DID THE DINOSAURS ALSO NOTE THEIR GROWTH IN THE DOW JONES INDEX BEFORE THEY DIED OUT
EVEN ON MONDAY MORNINGS YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
DO YOU THINK GOD STILL BELIEVES IN US
STRIVING FOR INDEPENDENCE / IT IS LIKE WITH CHILDREN / YOU HAVE TO LET THEM GO FIRST THEN THEY WILL COME BACK THEMSELVES
SUPPOSE THIS IS A MIRROR WOULD YOU BREAK IT
WHAT A PARTY / FROM THE REFUNDS YOU COULD BUY A GOOD BREAKFAST
I DID ANYTHING TO STAY ANONYMOUS BUT I DID NOT SUCCEED (A GIRLFRIEND OF)
CAPITALISM LESSON 1 / WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO WORK FOR YOU / ASK HIS BROTHER AS WELL
HE CRIED AND CRIED AND SAID A LOT OF SPANISH WORDS THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
INTERNATIONAL / MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR WRITES ME LETTERS
I GOT BORED WITH MTV SO I WENT TO THE NEIGHBOURS TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
IN SPITE OF WARNINGS MY KID BROTHER LEFT FOR SICILY / TO GET RICH HE SAYS
I DECLARE MYSELF INDEPENDENT SAID THE REVEREND AND PAINTED HIS CHURCH PINK
BUSH "I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE MONEY" ("SORRY I MEAN TO PROTECT THE HUMAN RIGHTS")
I WISH SHE WAS THAT SERIOUS WITH ME (THE BOYFRIEND OF)
AND WHEN EVERYBODY LOST THEIR PASSPORT / FOR PRACTICAL REASONS THEY DECIDED TO REMOVE THE BORDERS
LUCKILY MY GRANDDAD STILL HAS HIS ATLAS FROM BEFORE WW1
IN TIME I'LL TAKE A HOLIDAY THAT LASTS FOR YEARS ('S BROTHER)
HEY STRANGER COME AND GET WARM BY THE FIRE
AND THE NEIGHBOURS STILL THINK THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON
WHO WANTS TO COME TO RUSSIA WITH ME
THE WORLD ECONOMY CAME INTO USE 200 YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN IT'S BEEN GOING BAD
THE WHOLE WORLD IN THE EC (DRAWING)
IT IS OF COURSE TEMPTING TO DIE FOR YOUR HOME COUNTRY / BUT YOUR COUNTRY HAS MORE USE FOR SONS AND DAUGHTERS WHO ARE ALIVE
THE DANCE OF THE AUTUMN COLOURS MAKES ME MOVE ON THE WAVES OF LIFE
IT IS MORE SATISFYING TO MOP UP WHEN YOU KNOW THAT AT THE SAME TIME SOMEONE IS TRYING TO FIX THE TAP
WHEN MUM AND DAD MADE YOU THEY MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN
YUGOSLAVIA / MORE MOTHERS IN CHARGE
ON THE TELEVISION THEY SHOW ONLY THE SHORT WARS
SURELY YOU CAN RELY ON THAT SOFT LITTLE VOICE INSIDE OF YOU
IT IS NOT DIFFICULT TO SAY "GOOD MORNING" WHEN YOU GET ON THE BUS
LOESJE POLICY / DIGGING OUT OSTRICHES
I WISH I WAS AS CRAZY AS EVERYBODY SAYS I AM
THEY DIDN'T MAKE RAINCOATS TO MAKE YOU STAY INSIDE
ARE THE GERMANS HAPPY NOW OR ARE THEY REBUILDING THE WALL
FOR YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE PLEASE REPORT IN THREEFOLD TO COUNTER 17
WHILE WAITING IN THE QUEUE IN THE SUPERMARKET HE LOOKED INTO MY SHOPPING CAR AND I ASKED HIM FOR DINNER
DO YOU TOO TRY AND SOLVE THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS WHILE YOU SIT ON THE TOILET
THERE ARE LESS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME WHO PLAY THE ROLE OF THE WOMAN
WHEN THE LAST LEAF FALLS OFF THE TREE I KNOW FOR SURE SPRING IS OVER
JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL LIKE IT
"LONG LIVE CAPITALISM" JELTSIN YELLED AND CHANGED INTO A HAMBURGER
LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE THAT'S ME
WERE THE SHEPHERDS -PALESTINIANS -JEWS -CHRISTIANS
MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING / DO I BLUSH WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
WHO'LL JOIN ME THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE EUROPEAN ARMY ('S KIDBROTHER)
EVERY HAPPY END IS A GOOD BEGINNING
WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS IT / LEND HIM YOUR THOUGHTS

1990

JUST GET STARTED
BE YOURSELF AND KICKSTART THE WORLD
EUROPEAN UNIFICATION / HIGH TIME WE MEET EACH OTHER
HOLIDAY ROMANCE / I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM BUT IT WAS VERY CUTE
WHY PRODUCE GARBAGE WHEN IT IS THROWN AWAY ALL THE SAME
PROBLEMS / MY RABBIT HAS BIG EARS AND A WARM HEART
ARE YOU ALSO ON THE LIST OF FUTILE OCCUPATIONS
WHEN LOESJE COMES EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT
EVEN IN SEVENTH HEAVEN STORM CLOUDS DO GATHER SOMETIMES
EVERYTHING CHANGES ALL THE TIME AND THIS WILL ALWAYS BE SO
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY MAN CREATED GOD
POLLUTION / JESUS SOON WE CAN ALL WALK ON WATER
FASTER THAN A MERCEDES MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU
ONE RED SEA IS ENOUGH
WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THIS (THE WALLPAPER PASTE OF)
EUROPE / A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE / THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON SMILING
I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR SLIPPERS DON'T WEAR OUT
ONE PLENTY CAN BE USED TO FILL SOMEONE ELSE'S LACK
THE WORLD IS MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH YOU
SEPARATISM / AFTER THE ARMS AND THE LIVER NOW THE HEAD WANTS TO SEPARATE
FREEDOM SELDOM WEARS A TIE
YOU CAN'T KEEP HER FENCED IN
YOU KNOW LOOKING INTO HIS BLUE EYES / YOU POUR TEA INTO THE SUGARBOWL
ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS IMPROVE THE WORLD BUT HE WAS AGAINST EVERYTHING
1991 / KEEP A WARM HEART
WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS AT NIGHT ONE ALWAYS WINKS BACK AT ME
HEY PETE / DON'T BE SO NARROW MINDED MAN / THE COLD WAR IS HISTORY
IN THE GULF THE FIRST AMERICAN BOAT REFUGEE HAS BEEN SIGHTED
AND IN 1991 THE WINNING NUMBER OF THE PREMIUM BONS WILL SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGER AGAIN.
JUST SUPPOSE THERE IS NO SAVIOUR
GORBACHOV KNOCKS DOWN WALLS / FOUNDATIONS SEEM TO BE MORE OF A PROBLEM

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