Spirits and Consultations Office

[Dragomir]

Welcome to the Spirits Consultations Office!

With the help of my partner @Kiwipom I shall exorcise any ghosts, spirits, or demons tormenting you! We have superb, government-approved, 100% real exorcism moves to use on you!

Spoiler: Just a few examples of our special moves

As this is the grand opening, we have a special deal for you customers. Buy 2 exorcisms and get 1 FREE! That's right! Purchase 2 top-class exorcisms and get yourself a 3rd one FREE OF CHARGE during your next visit!

@TheAncientCenturion I can see that you are suffering from the Ghost of @Natalija. You must be suffering from D1 lynch paranoia, aren't you? Come on in and I'll hit you with the Sorcery Rush to exorcise this ghost!

@Reborn the informer, I know damn well that your duties of being the top informer of the forum have been wearing you down so much that the Ghost of Natalija has haunted your right? Giving you nightmares of being killed at night in a mafia game every damn night, isn't it? Step right into our shop and my partner Kiwi will rid you of that ghost for eternity!

This is a certified ghost removal psychic corporation. Please do not mistake this for a con artist program.
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Spoiler: Come be our customers!

@NeutralWatcher @Rej @Bogard @Dark Admiral @Don DaSlayer @Queen @Noctis @krogothwolf @Fujishiro @Gambit @Light D Lamperouge @LANJI CUCKSMOKE @Celestia @Seraphoenix @RayanOO @AL sama @Flower @Natalija @Yo Tan Wa @Queen @Jew D. Boy

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Help me Drago a ghost is after me.

 

[Finalbeta]

Pretty sure someone is going to accuse me of Schizophrenia

 

[Natalija]

What! I'm no ghost, just a corpse

 

[Jew D. Boy]

What if one of the exorcists is also the specter that torments me? Ever since I wrote that incredible op-ed on her sputtering #bearactivistmovement, the living projection of @Kiwipom visits me in a fugue state each night and screams directly into my soul

 

[Fujishiro]

I’m haunted by the spirit of @Noctis, he’s mad I got him lynched ;(

 

[Kiwipom]

Pretty sure someone is going to accuse me of Schizophrenia

We're consultants for encounters with spirits, not psychiatrists...(but we could still give you a diagnosis and see if the voices are ghosts or just in your head)

 

[Dragomir]

Help me Drago a ghost is after me.

There you go! The ghost has been removed!

That will be $1,500.

 

[Fujishiro]

Also @Finalbeta who thinks I make no sense when I do :smithnie:.
I just communicate at a higher wavelength than mere mortals.

 

[Noctis]

I’m haunted by the spirit of @Noctis, he’s mad I got him lynched ;(

I will have my revenge

 

[Natalija]

Also @Finalbeta who thinks I make no sense when I do :smithnie:.
I just communicate at a higher wavelength than mere mortals.

He just refuses any sense whatsoever in mafia

 

[Kiwipom]

What! I'm no ghost, just a corpse

Hush ghost, if you're a corpse you shouldn't be talking! I'll be coming after you with some salt...but we ran out of salt the other day so I guess some pepper will have to do

What if one of the exorcists is also the specter that torments me? Ever since I wrote that incredible op-ed on her sputtering #bearactivistmovement, the living projection of @Kiwipom visits me in a fugue state each night and screams directly into my soul

Have you considered locking your doors at night? Do you know if this is a projection or perhaps, Kiwipom really is visiting you at night....?

(btw don't lock your kitchen window or I won't be able to sneak in)

 

[Dragomir]

What! I'm no ghost, just a corpse

Begone spirit!

 

[Natalija]

 

[Light D Lamperouge]

I am pretty sure this is some type of con artistry.

I watched the first 2 or 3 episodes and kinda forgot about it later on. @Kiwipom @Dragomir is it worth continuing?

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

Is this some kind of Mafia Fanclub? If that's the case then

 

[Light D Lamperouge]

Is this some kind of Mafia Fanclub? If that's the case then

Yes it is. Good decision.

 

[Dragomir]

I am pretty sure this is some type of con artistry.

I watched the first 2 or 3 episodes and kinda forgot about it later on. @Kiwipom @Dragomir is it worth continuing?

There's no conning in here, sir! Just first-class services.

Yeah, it is. It gets pretty good.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

There you go! The ghost has been removed!

That will be $1,500.

I can still see her!

 

[Light D Lamperouge]

There's no conning in here, sir! Just first-class services.

Yeah, it is. It gets pretty good.

Aye, I'll probably continue watching then.