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The blue paper gift bag measures approximately 21 X 18cm. The postcard measures 14 X 11cm. These are an ideal novelty joke gift for any age Birthday, the post card explains the humorous sentiment behind each item. The blue paper gift bag contains all of the items listed on the card. These everyday items have a sentimental or humorous meaning. The card reads.. Balloon - begin your Birthday celebrations with a BANG!!! I.D. Card - now that you're getting old there will be times when you forget who you are, where you live and what you were doing! Party Blower - so you can raise the alarm for HELP! In case of an emergency. Marbles - a few to replace the ones you've lost over the years. Note Pad - remember to write everything down before you forget it. Pencil - did you forget to write everything down already? Straw - enjoy a long drink & celebrate your (age on card)?th Birthday. Money - start saving all those pennies for your retirement fund ! Candle - how many years has it been since you could burn it at both ends? Sticker - to show everyone how Very Old you actually are. Pills - swallow 1 at the first signs of wrinkles, 2 for grey hairs, 3 for minor memory loss and 4 to help with.... Oh let's face it, at your age you may as well swallow them ALL !!! Tea Bag - so you can sit back, relax and unwind after your (age on card)?th Birthday celebrations.
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Customers find the survival kit a fun gift that puts a smile on someone's face. It's a quirky extra little gift for a 30th birthday or lockdown birthday. However, opinions differ on whether it provides good value for money.
Customers find the survival kit a good gift idea for birthdays. They say it's a fun and quirky present that will put a smile on someone's face. Some customers mention it's a nice little extra for a birthday gift, and they love the contents.
"These little packs are good fun for many different occasions...." Read more
"...They're just silly little gifts to give with a card. This gift was well made, looked cute and put a smile on my friends face." Read more
"Nice, novelty/fun idea for a birthday present...." Read more
"It was a little joke for my son's 30th birthday and he loved it. My daughter now wants one for her 30th birthday...." Read more
19 customers mention ‘Value for money’10 positive9 negative
Customers have different views on the value for money of the survival kit. Some find it a fun and affordable gift, while others feel the contents are cheap and not worth the price.
"...All in all though a laugh and good value for money." Read more
"Nice, novelty/fun idea for a birthday present. I was disappointed at price when comparing contents and what they are worth but when struggling to..." Read more
"...My daughter now wants one for her 30th birthday.Well worth the money and a good laugh was had by all." Read more
"...Contents came to around £1 worth of stuff! Not worth it at all, completely dissappointed...." Read more
These little packs are good fun for many different occasions. If the recipient hasn't come across them before they are good fun, although I'd imagine they'd get a little repetitive and tedious if they had come across them before. All in all though a laugh and good value for money.
This product is a small little joke gift for someone celebrating their 30th birthday. I put it together with a CD with songs from the year my friend was born and a little book about turning 30th. They're just silly little gifts to give with a card. This gift was well made, looked cute and put a smile on my friends face.
Nice, novelty/fun idea for a birthday present. I was disappointed at price when comparing contents and what they are worth but when struggling to find a present - it fits the bill.
It was a little joke for my son's 30th birthday and he loved it. My daughter now wants one for her 30th birthday.Well worth the money and a good laugh was had by all.
maybe i just expected too much from this item as it included everything in the description but in all honestly when you look in the over sized bag you do wonder what you paid for. the recipient of this gift certainly didn't appear impressed or excited by this gift.
if you buy this you just need to manage your expectations
I’d have put 0 stars if I could! I know I didn’t spend a fortune but you’d expect some kind of thought. Contents came to around £1 worth of stuff! Not worth it at all, completely dissappointed. The ‘sticker’ was in fact a 30 printed onto paper and cut out awfully! No sticker part at all! The ID badge was too big for the lanyard. And just a piece of card. The candle looks like it will last 10 minutes, and was bent and chipped. Not even the size of a tea light candle! Those are just a few of the disappointments!
if I could I would give it more than 5 stars! I was super impressed with it. it came in a massive box though. it was far too big for it but I use it to put things in so it did came in handy I suppose. I got two of the same thing and at first I thought I had made a mistake but I hadn't. it would have been excellent if I knew two lads who were turning 30.