One of the first pieces of advice given to new riders is to buy a pair of cycling shorts padded with a chamois. This isn't some widely protected hazing plan by seasoned cyclists to get beginners wearing the athletic equivalent of a diaper—chamois padding will often be the piece of gear that makes or breaks your ride.
That's because your bottom serves as the biggest contact point with your bike. Have a good chamois, and you can ride comfortably for hours pain- and chafe-free; go without, and you're looking at a memorable case of saddle sores.
But the padding within your chamois is filled with as much mystery as closed-cell foam. Here are six things you might not know about your chamois, which will help you get the most out of your cycling shorts (and prevent some embarrassing kit mishaps).
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An old chamois had more in common with a baseball glove than today’s materials.
Chamois padding was introduced nearly a century ago as a solution to chafing for endurance cyclists. Longtime riders will remember these first chamois pads were made of leather, not the hi-tech synthetic kit materials of today.
“At that time, racers were wearing wool shorts that would bunch up and cause friction,” says Mike Herlinger, founder of Club Ride Apparel. “Having a suede-type material inside the shorts added just enough glide to offer racers some relief from chafing, but little-to-no effect on road vibrations.”
The first synthetic chamois was developed by Maurizio Castelli around 1980, says Steven Smith, brand manager for Castelli. Nearly every clothing manufacturer today uses synthetic materials—a mixture of open- and closed-cell foam and gel insets—that reduce both chafing and road noise.
Squishier doesn’t mean better.
Walk into any bike shop and you’ll see riders poking and prodding the chamois pads in various cycling shorts, looking for the softest, squishiest padding they can find. That’s a mistake.
“Pad density is the key,” Herlinger says. “Between eight and thirteen millimeters is an ideal thickness. Over time, pillowy padding is going to compress; it might not make it two months before it compresses down to almost nothing and is nearly unusable.” That's because the more the padding compresses, the more pressure it places upon the exact area you're trying to keep pressure-free.
While you're at it, Herlinger suggests buying a breathable, anti-microbial chamois that will eliminate moisture and friction, the two biggest chafing culprits. You should also pay attention to the seams attaching the chamois to the shorts. Look for flatlock stitching that lays flat.
“You don’t want a raw edge (of the stitching) down below,” Herlinger says, unless you'd like to rip up some skin.
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You can borrow women's cycling shorts if you're a man, and vice versa.
With advances in molding techniques, companies are able to mold chamois to more anatomically correct shapes. Both a male and female chamois typically will resemble an elephant’s head, with the female chamois having wider ears to accommodate women’s larger hipbones, and a shorter, rounder nose. Many cycling shorts use multiple densities and thicknesses of chaomis padding specifically chosen for the unique demands of different anatomical locations, says Simon Fisher, Giro's apparel product manager.
“The contours between a saddle and the human body are incredibly complex and it’s impossible for a completely flat chamois to properly follow those curves,” Smith says. Noticeably, many chamois place higher-density foam underneath your sit bones, and thinner foam situated against more sensitive areas.
While there are significant differences between chamois, Smith says, men can still wear women’s shorts and vice versa, if need be. It definitely beats the commando-riding alternative.
You can tailor chamois padding to your riding style.
Club Ride offers chamois of different thickness and contours based on the number of hours you expect to ride, while POC makes different chamois based on the type of riding you do.
“POC has six different chamois, and each is built to optimize comfort for different types of riders and riding,” says POC representative Patrick King. “POC’s Chrono chamois, built for TT racing, uses longer inserts of silicone padding to support an aero position, while the Fondo chamois has more silicone padding on towards the back of the chamois to support a more comfortable, upright riding position for longer, mellower rides.”
How much does the shape and contour of the chamois matter? A great deal, which Herlinger found out the hard way when he put his shorts on backwards by accident.
“It was early in the morning, and I was getting changed in the back of a dark van,” Herlinger says. “We’d just started our five-hour ride, and I knew right away that something was wrong. I finally figured out what I’d done and corrected matters, but it was a bit too late. There was a lot of rubbing happening in all the wrong places.”
Wash those shorts!
No one likes to do laundry, but you should rarely, if ever, wear a pair of shorts twice without washing them first. (Learn how to wash your cycling kit.)
“That’s a prime place for bacteria to grow, and with a bit of abrasion on the skin from riding, it’s an easy place to start an infection,” Smith says.
Although many shorts have some anti-microbial properties built into the chamois that might protect you when riding in the same shorts multiple days in a row, those properties eventually fade away after repeated washings.
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Nothing lasts forever, not even your chamois.
So what’s the typical lifespan of a chamois? It really depends on the rider—how much saddle time they’re putting in, their weight—and the type of short they’re wearing.
“The best indication it’s time to replace your chamois is discomfort. Over time, chamois padding will eventually become ‘packed down’ and become unable to perform its function,” says Fisher. “But eventually even the best chamois won't have that same supple comfort it once had. Basically, a good chamois should 'disappear' during your ride. If you're actively noticing your chamois, it's time for a new one.”
Want even more chamois facts? Read our user's guide to chamois shorts.
After spending nearly a decade as a reporter for The Indianapolis Star, Robert Annis finally broke free of the shackles of gainful employment and now freelances full time, specializing in cycling and outdoor-travel journalism. Over the years, Robert's byline has appeared in numerous publications and websites, including Outside, National Geographic Traveler, Afar, Bicycling, Men's Journal, Popular Mechanics, Lonely Planet, the Chicago Tribune, and Adventure.com.