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You hate when people question your powers.
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Because after all your chicken nugget eating experience, you've kinda become an expert...
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...or a pro, some would say.
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And sure, nuggets might not be the healthiest thing out there.
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So you try your best to maintain a balanced diet.
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But at the end of the day, the heart wants what the heart wants.
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And you've realised that abs really just aren't worth the sacrifice.
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You just seriously love chicken nuggets so much.
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So much that you somehow end up seeing them in everything.
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You think about nuggets so much that you even start to hear them.
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Which can make for some tricky miscommunication, thanks to your chicken nugget–heavy mind.
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But it's OK because nuggets have never let you down before...unlike some other people in your life.
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Nowadays your only real requirement in a partner is that they share the same chicken interests.
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Because you never know when you'll need an emergency hit.
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And you need to be able to rely on them in your times of need.
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Which is actually good for them, because it makes gift shopping super easy.
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But it can also make for some awkward situations.
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But really, the only thing that you hate about nuggets is the betrayal.
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Seriously. It's the fucking worst.
