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The ballad of Jack and Charlie

I meet Charlie and Jack at the bar south of the stadium on Thursday; the Mariners have lost to the Twins 11-6, the first of three such defeats they will suffer over this series (and if I’m using my crystal ball and looking into the future, the fourth; you’re reading this on Sunday, and if we’re being real, if you’re reading it at all, and the Mariners are either losing or about to lose to a significantly better Twins team, probably by five runs or more. This is a recap of the Mariners 18-4 Saturday night loss to the Twins, kind of but not really).