Monthly Archive

January 2025
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
142

Cybersalt News - January 30, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! She is the best person who ever happened to me in my life! Today's video share is a good reminder to always have a shed handy: one nev... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3172

Little Johnny's Stork-tacular School Blunder 🦤

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny (a future lawyer) hollers out, "Okay, everyone in the house, please be advised that I, little Johnny, have on this date made a complete f... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
126

Sofa Nap: The Snors d'oeuvre Experience! 😂

Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep; I call that a snors d'oeuvre.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
114

Quote #2330

"As Christians, we can't say we are seeking to love our neighbor as ourselves and then do our work with mediocrity." - Jordan Raynor, Master of One read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
143

One-Liner #1895

Ctrl + Alt + Del: Control yourself + Alter your thinking + Delete negativity.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
333
4 min read

The Crossroads

- photo by Susan PageA good friend called and asked, “Do you want to go hiking tomorrow?” I responded, “Have you seen the weather forecast?” Accounting for the wind chill the forecast predicted -19 C read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4866
2 min read

All Roads Lead Back to Rome

The U.S.  Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.  That's an exceedingly odd number.  Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they buil... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
129

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I received a very interesting letter in the mail this week from the federal government. They contacted me to let me know that I could start to collect my Canada Pension Pl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
90

Quote #2329

"Religion is at its best when it makes us ask hard questions of ourselves. It is at its worst when it deludes us into thinking we have all the answers for everybody else." - Archibald Macleish read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
115

The Cheesy Showdown!

Medieval Knight 1: "Why are you attacking me with that block of cheddar?" Medieval Knight 2: "It's extra sharp."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2031

Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
115

One-Liner #1894

Yesterday a friend gave me a plant and said that on the day it blooms, I'll meet my soulmate. Today it was eaten by my cat.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4410

Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

(17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. (15) The light at the end of the read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
266
4 min read

Ugly is as Ugly Sees

I was drinking a cup of coffee in the middle of the shopping mall. I don’t like going to shopping malls, but The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage sent me to get a new dress shirt for Sundays. I tol... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
96

Cybersalt News - January 23, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, that was a day that left me too tired to type any news! Today's video share features some pretty fun wordplay - in either direction!Click Here to Watch ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4866

Saving Lives with Physics: The Professor's Secret Weapon!

As a premed student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.   A student rudely... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
105

One-Liner #1893

Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice!... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
217
3 min read

He Has Shown Us

- photo by Susan PageYears ago, when I worked in a Christian Bookstore, a title often asked for was How Shall We Then Live, written by Francis A. Schaeffer. Schaeffer was considered one of the foremos read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
90

Quote #2328

Positions are temporary. Ranks and titles are limited. But the way you treat people will always be remembered. - Unknown... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
169

How to Avoid Mixing Your Metaphors

It’s not rocket surgery. First, get all your ducks on the same page. After all, you can’t make an omelette without breaking stride. Be sure to watch what you writewith a fine-tuned comb.Check and re-... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
106

Engaging English Lessons for Kids in Mexico 📚

English teacher in Mexico: “Hi kids! Today we will learn a new word: wheelchair. Does anyone want to do a sentence with that word?” Gabriele: “I ordered a taco but my friend Juan didn’t have any mon... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1696

Time, Marriage, Friends, Gifts

Five years after my wife, Brigid, and I were married, we received our final wedding gift -- an ice-cream maker. In an attempt to cover procrastination with humor, the friend who sent it included a no... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
122

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! My efforts to get to a zero inbox have bogged down. I've hit some emails that require a bunch of work to clear and so as I handle those my total number has risen. I am at ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
301

Quote #2327

It's easy to judge. It's more difficult to understand. Understanding requires compassion, patience, and a willingness to believe that good hearts sometimes choose poor methods. Through judgi... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
126

One-Liner #1892

Imagine a cereal so bad that 2 scoops of raisins made it better.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
116

Iron's Ironic Twist! 🌟

The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron, which is ironic.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2172

A Priceless Gift

Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot see nor hear,And in your times of trouble,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
26246
2 min read

Spiritual Gifts

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine.  One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
119
4 min read

And Then it All Came to an End

Time has a way of getting ahead of me. Just when I think I’ve caught up, I find out I was wrong. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were sitting down, relaxing after a wonderful Christmas a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
126

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two weeks, I am on track! I am interested to see if I run out of things t... read more..

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