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The Conspiracy Theorist

DID YOU KNOW that the Apollo astronauts never set foot on the Moon despite photographs showing they clearly did? Did you know that far from dying in 1979, Elvis Presley is still alive and well and living in Scotland? And did you know that the 9/11 attacks were actually organised by US President George Bush in order to spark a war with Iraq and secure a pipeline deal for Dick Cheney’s Halliburton Group? No? Well you do now. And it’s all thanks to the tireless work of Conspiracy Theorists.

Many people believe that conspiracy theories are simply lunatic ideas dreamed up and perpetuated by crackpots with little grip on reality. But if you take the

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