a great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it, and passers-by only see a wisp of smoke 1. exclam. Profound statement made by monaural post-impressionist Vincent Van Gogh. 2. exclam. Slightly less profound statement made the night after a prawn vindaloo and eight cans of Skol.
and that’s all I have to say on the matter exclam. Uttered in an authoritative manner after letting a ferocious gust escape from one’s BBQ Hula Hoop. See also a bit more choke and she would have started, there goes another pair of trousers, you’ll have to buy that now, you’ve ripped it etc.
brassical music n. Stirring, methane-rich classical repertoire performed on the sofa following consumption of a brassica-rich Sunday lunch.
bride of wankenstein n. A “perfect woman” conjured forth mentally by combining the features of various different females. See also Fuckinstein.
brown fingerprint n. An inky impression of a badly wiped Ena Sharples’ mouth left on the bedspread when putting on your socks. Also nipsy’s kiss, ringerprint.
bum carpet n. Luxuriant deep-pile region of winnety hair cultivated around the gammon ring.
bum sneeze n. A loose, flatulence-propelled Simon Cowell movement that leaves the toilet bowl peppered in brown flak.
