"Never go to bed on an argument. That’s the advice, isn’t it? But does it apply when he’s miles away and you’ve had words over the phone?
When I went to bed on Saturday night, I was steaming. How could he? Has he taken leave of his senses? Or what used to pass for his senses. (Answer on one side of paper only, please.)
You might remember that Mr Dear is enjoying a long weekend in Scotland with some chums. You might also remember
