All the Ways I Screwed Up My First Year of Teaching and How You Can Avoid Doing It, Too
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Veteran teacher Katrina Ayres showcases her disastrous first year of teaching in rural Hawaii. Somehow her teacher training didn't prepare her for The Monster Copier, Matthew the Plane-Hurler, and 80-hour workweeks. At the end of each chapter, she explains where her New Teacher Self went wrong and offers time-saving, practical hints and tricks you don't learn in teacher college.
Katrina Ayres
Katrina Ayres is an energetic and inspiring educator who has been teaching more than 16 years. She has a passion for enriching the classroom experiences of educators and students, and has created videos, webinars, and books to help teachers become better at what they do. As a Certified Time to Teach Associate Trainer with the Center for Teacher Effectiveness, Katrina speaks at conventions and workshops all over the United States. Please contact her if you are interested in having her train at your school or speak at your workshop.
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All the Ways I Screwed Up My First Year of Teaching and How You Can Avoid Doing It, Too - Katrina Ayres
All the Ways I Screwed Up My First Year of Teaching
and How You Can Avoid Doing It, Too
By Katrina Ayres
Copyright 2012 Katrina Ayres
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Table of Contents
Introduction – Paradise and Reality
Chapter 1 - Watch Out, Martha Stewart
Chapter 2 – I Can Do It All
Chapter 3 – The Heroic Hoarder.
Chapter 4 – Student Teacher Superstar Becomes New Teacher Train Wreck
Chapter 5 – Blowing Bubbles
Chapter 6 – The Dreaded W-Word.
Chapter 7- Sand in My Plan Book
Chapter 8 – Tarzan, Monkeys, and Colorful Birds
Chapter 9 - Teddy Bear Picnic
Chapter 10 – Around the World With Thirty Students
Chapter 11 – The True Meaning of Diversity
Chapter 12 – The Golden-Feathered Pen.
Chapter 13 – Love and War
Chapter 14 – What’s the Matter With Kids These Days?
Chapter 15 – Guess What? He’s Coming Back!
Conclusion and Takeaways
Acknowledgments and Apologies
Glossary of Teacher-Speak
About the Author
About the Illustrator
Resources
Introduction – Paradise and Reality
How my tropical island dream turns into a big fat hairy nightmare.
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Howzit, Auntie!
People shouted greetings, waved, and kissed each other as they boarded the little Aloha Airlines prop plane for the thirty-minute flight from Honolulu to Molokai, Hawaii. Thick, beautiful pidgin swelled all around me. I understood none of it. Quite a few passengers brought huge fast-food takeout bags on board, and crammed duct-taped white foam coolers into the overhead bins.
As we lifted off, I pressed my face to the window. Or I would have, if I could have reached it. A regal-looking Hawaiian auntie wearing a flower lei, a colorful muumuu, and a large hand-woven hat occupied the seat next to me. I enjoyed the spicy scent of her flowers while I strained to peek around her to get a glimpse of my new island home.
I couldn’t wait to start the first chapter of my new adventure as a third-grade teacher in Hawaii. I was a brand-new teacher, six months out of college, whose solo teaching experiences consisted of a few hours as a substitute.
Molokai had a chronic teacher shortage. The locals still laugh about one culture-shocked mainlander who climbed off the plane, took one look around, and raced back to the airport to catch the next plane to Honolulu. Although I loved the peaceful feeling of the island the minute I arrived, many young teachers fresh out of college preferred a more urban setting. So the Hawaii Department of Education sent recruiters to teacher colleges on the mainland each year. When they came to my college, I interviewed just for the heck of it, and to my shock, the recruiter hired me on the spot.
Even though I was new to teaching, I had some life experience under my belt before climbing on the plane to Molokai. I had quit my corporate job because I wanted to make a difference in the world instead of shuffling papers from desk to desk for the rest of my life. My husband told me I was a born teacher. Then he said he didn’t want me to teach, because it would remind him of his own miserable school experiences. We split up the following year.
To get into the School of Education, I had to complete two years of undergraduate work first, then write essays, participate in numerous interviews, and fill out lengthy applications. No one in our program had a college GPA under 3.0, and most, like me, were straight-A students. The program turned away two people for every person accepted.
Once you were in, you weren’t guaranteed to stay in. About half the students either opted out or failed out. Because of the exclusivity and rigor of my teacher training program, I felt justified thinking I was a better-than-average new teacher. I knew I had a lot to learn, of course, but I had just made it through that horrific program, hadn’t I? And I managed to go through a divorce and work to support myself at the same time. If I survived that, I should be able to get through my first year of teaching with no problem at all, right?
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