In the Mood For A Jar of Doom
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60 witty, fitting writings about doomsday and death. And life! Whether clever or fun, haunting or inspirational, all of the writings are creative. Doomsayers say the end is near as doomsdays come and go, I just hope we never hear them say I told you so. Enjoy!
Jonathan Kump
Jonathan loves the sound of laughter and to create a sense of wonder. He writes and exists with a sense of viewing things from a unique perspective.Jonathan looks forward to publishing many themed collections of poetry filled with wordplay and surprises, and wishes you extraordinary moments as you follow your passions.Jonathan is a Certified Laughter Leader through the World Laughter Tour and is a consultant providing analytical solutions in the healthcare industry.Jonathan would like to remind you that the Conference on More Precise Weather Prediction will be held next Tuesday, rain or shine.
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In the Mood For A Jar of Doom - Jonathan Kump
Doom, Death, and Despair
I'm in a band called Doom, Death, and Despair
We play local gigs, usually during happy hour
Life Is A Beautiful Thing
I held her hand
And whispered I believe
And felt her inner breath
She has been here
For a long time
Sleeping, between life and death
I closed my eyes
And conveyed the words
Spoken from my heart to hers
It was the poem
She wrote as a child
Deepest emotion it stirs
And in the silence
We shared a tear
No one heard the angels sing
But as she smiled
We truly witnessed
Life Is A Beautiful Thing
Surfer Friend’s Final Words
We each and we all
Stood on the beach and recalled
Our friend’s final words
From this morning
He rushed out to the sea
As he shouted with glee
Aah, shark warning schmark warning
Doomy
At the Doomsday Eve soiree
I felt kind of gloomy
Til I saw you from far away
In your shirt that said Just Doomy
Favorite Breath
Because you were my favorite breath
I held you for so long
Until I died an airless death
That didn't seem so wrong
Onyxxe
Her piercing